I'm wearing fuzzy socks because it's cold out and the extra insulation makes me shock myself constantly.
I pick up a quart-sized styrofoam cup from a local bbq joint, and then use that to drink water out of for a week or so until I go back and get a new one. The janitors in my building steal them any time I leave it on my desk overnight. First world problem: having to use the little 6oz coffee cups.
Wife had to have her first carpal tunnel surgery rescheduled. It's now scheduled for Valentines day.
i'd consider that a win for you
Nah, no valentines day blowjob, have to buy double flowers now. Only plus on this is the surgery was initially scheduled for the thursday before the superbowl, and we have tickets for a crab feed fundraiser the day before the superbowl. Guess who would be sitting there breaking crab for an hour before getting to eat....
i wasn't aware that blowjobs REQUIRED hands
She should be celebrating Steak & BJ day anyways in March, you'll be good to go for that
Had some super fail today, but talking about it may be a hinder to my case against the county bus; so probably best not to talk about it , but I shall one day!
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I hope he gets out of jail and runs a couple of his fans over
i kinda hope cream did hit one, because the pics, and the reactions of the friends on facespace are just fucking priceless
Wawa gave me a philly cheese steak instead of my Turkey Breast sub.
Too lazy to go back today, so I'm just gonna stick wrap it back up and bring it back in tomorrow and have them give me the sub I ordered.
Wait, more importantly- Since when are there Wawa's in FL? The fuck? I thought it was a North East type thing. Fuck man, now I'm a little sad I left FL if they got Wawa's there.