Ladies of Spam

***Blarg*** · 2012-03-25 22:53

If she lives 5 minutes or less away from you it is worth it

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-03-25 23:12

She has a big head and little body.

2/10 would not fuck

**Callisto** · 2012-03-25 23:33

my bad dude, I told her you were swangin

**Mertron** · 2012-03-25 23:41

i think you should offer to weigh her and feed her semen coated biscuits

**Mertron** · 2012-03-25 23:41

i predict a 50 percent success rate

**Rhyis.** · 2012-03-26 00:43

They invented the light switch for a reason. Nothing wrong with a fat chick booty call every now and then. Sometimes you just gotta get your dick wet.

**Abandon** · 2012-03-26 00:56

Originally Posted by Zealot

I'm reminded of that story Abandon told, where the girl drove up to him in his driveway and proposed and he laughed at her.

She hit me up a few months ago, when i was home on leave. had a few drinks, then went home and beat off. I'll pass

**Abandon** · 2012-03-26 01:10

it was funny the first time; might be again

**Sera** · 2012-03-26 04:53

Honestly odon ask Luci about the creepy shit guys say to her about semen cookies, and repeat it to this girl. If she bites, might be worth it for the lulz

**Kiarax** · 2012-03-26 06:35

Maybe she heard your dick was a soda can.

**Cadsuane** · 2012-03-26 07:34

Originally Posted by Ksandra

I'm pretty sure that's staying in the friend's zone. She's just desperate for a fuckbuddy not a relationship.

Fatties are more than just hungry. They're greedy. It's my experience that if you give them an inch they take a foot, and friends with benefits arrangements are no exception.

**Conrad** · 2012-03-26 08:05

yeah, how dare someone try and get laid

**Day** · 2012-03-26 08:06

Originally Posted by Titanss

get high and make her suck your dick

^

**Sera** · 2012-03-26 08:06

Originally Posted by Skirkle

yeah, how dare someone try and get laid

lol come on now that was p desperate

**Conrad** · 2012-03-26 08:08

so let's totally shame her amirite

**Conrad** · 2012-03-26 08:09

white knight calling in 3...2...

**Day** · 2012-03-26 08:09

no one big enough of a dick to point out something that obv skirks

**Conrad** · 2012-03-26 08:10

what's the difference between this and any other booty call

**Conrad** · 2012-03-26 08:12

I don't give a shit about this girl. Genuinely serious question that I'm asking.

**Day** · 2012-03-26 08:13

idk she seemed pretty fucking cool about the whole thing too, i guess cause she's uggs?

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