If she lives 5 minutes or less away from you it is worth it
If she lives 5 minutes or less away from you it is worth it
She has a big head and little body.
2/10 would not fuck
my bad dude, I told her you were swangin
i think you should offer to weigh her and feed her semen coated biscuits
i predict a 50 percent success rate
They invented the light switch for a reason. Nothing wrong with a fat chick booty call every now and then. Sometimes you just gotta get your dick wet.
it was funny the first time; might be again
Honestly odon ask Luci about the creepy shit guys say to her about semen cookies, and repeat it to this girl. If she bites, might be worth it for the lulz
Maybe she heard your dick was a soda can.
yeah, how dare someone try and get laid
so let's totally shame her amirite
white knight calling in 3...2...
no one big enough of a dick to point out something that obv skirks
what's the difference between this and any other booty call
I don't give a shit about this girl. Genuinely serious question that I'm asking.
idk she seemed pretty fucking cool about the whole thing too, i guess cause she's uggs?