Her: Hey
Me : Hey what's up?
Her: Not much you?
Me: Same old same old
Her: Are you seeing anyone right now?
Me: Not at the moment no.
Her: When was the last time you got any?
Me: Uh..
Her: Weird question I know
Me: Like two weeks ago why?
Her: Ok I'm gonna be blunt because idgaf. if you ever want to scratch that itch hit me up.
Me: Lol
Her: Yeah I don't want anything serious I just want to have some fun no strings sex I won't be offended if you don't take me up on it. I'm just putting it out there. But really. I'm working from home these days so if you get bored come visit me, we can hang or we can fool around. I don't really care which, I enjoy seeing you regardless