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  1. 2012-03-25 22:07 #1
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    Ladies of Spam

    Is this what it feels like when a guy attempts to leave the friend zone?
    This chick who I've known since high school randomly messaged me tonight out of the blue. I haven't spoken to her in months. I've never had the desire to ever do anything with her or led her on in anyway.


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    Her: Hey
    Me : Hey what's up?
    Her: Not much you?
    Me: Same old same old
    Her: Are you seeing anyone right now?
    Me: Not at the moment no.
    Her: When was the last time you got any?
    Me: Uh..
    Her: Weird question I know
    Me: Like two weeks ago why?
    Her: Ok I'm gonna be blunt because idgaf. if you ever want to scratch that itch hit me up.
    Me: Lol
    Her: Yeah I don't want anything serious I just want to have some fun no strings sex I won't be offended if you don't take me up on it. I'm just putting it out there. But really. I'm working from home these days so if you get bored come visit me, we can hang or we can fool around. I don't really care which, I enjoy seeing you regardless


    Holy fuck.

    And before you ask, pictures are not worth your time. Why couldn't this have been a hot chick.
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  2. 2012-03-25 22:09 #2
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    Doesn't sound desperate at all, nope.
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  3. 2012-03-25 22:10 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    Doesn't sound desperate at all, nope.
    yeah p much this
    not a hint of desperation there
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    i don't know, she offered to fuck odon so she must be pretty desparate
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    obvious joke etc
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    Man I've haven't cringed that hard in a fucking long time.
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  7. 2012-03-25 22:14 #7
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    Is the question, "is it awkward when people you don't want to fuck start talking about fucking you"? No, it's just you.
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    Well if you want to be that black and white about it
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    I'm pretty sure that's staying in the friend's zone. She's just desperate for a fuckbuddy not a relationship.
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  10. 2012-03-25 22:20 #10
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    post pictures anyway damn it
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    get high and make her suck your dick
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    post pictures anyway damn it



    Not the hot bunny, although I know her too and would much rather bang her.
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    And no shes not small, the bunny chick is just tall as hell.
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    and in heels in that picture I think
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    Her face is bigger than all of qalbert.
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    1976 wants its photo back :s
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Where's the bunny chick now?
    Oh you know shes around





    But I'm sure you can guess the type of girl she is from this photo

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    She's got a really soft voice too. It's adorable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tajin View Post
    1976 wants its photo back :s
    Listen its not my fault people attempt to be hip with photoshop okay?
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    I give her a 3.2/10

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    get high and make her suck your dick
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    Its not just the effect is the clothing too.

    I can't guess the type of girl she is, but carry on, the only girls with tattoos I know usually have it on their lower back.
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