General WWE Discussion: Roman Weeps, Taker Retires, MNK/SAM/RDM LFP

[Snprphnx]

Engaged at WM, married live at Survivor Series. Because absolutely nothing goes wrong with live WWE weddings.

[Melena]

Engaged at WM, married live at Survivor Series. Because absolutely nothing goes wrong with live WWE weddings.

Not necessarily a wedding, but nothing will top Edge & Lita in bed at the end of RAW several years ago.

[Melena]

For anyone that missed it on SD the Cena/Nikki parody that Miz and Maryse did:https://streamable.com/hsaz6

Holy shit that was actually pretty fucking funny. Sad thing is you know we are going to see both Miz and Maryse tapping out at the same time in two weeks.

[Delirium]

Speaking of weddings, Rich Swann's girlfriend is weird

[Melena]

So if Cena does propose to Nikki like the rumors are saying, what are the odds the Crowd goes full smark mode and start doing the No chant?

[Kalmado]

So if Cena does propose to Nikki like the rumors are saying, what are the odds the Crowd goes full smark mode and start doing the No chant?

I would say pretty damn high seeing as Miz has been stealing the show (not you Ziggy poo!) for how many months now? I don't feel Miz/Maryse will be buried or anything, but they do not need to lose. Easy way to do the proposal angle with the Mizanin's getting the win would be for Maryse to win via Miz cheating somehow and an ashamed and disappointed Nikki sits in the middle of the ring feeling she let John down. John being the good guy he is pics up a mic says that while he wished they won, it would be a bigger win for her to be his wife. Something like that.

[Tomiko]

Speaking of weddings, Rich Swann's girlfriend is weird

She's going to be doing a local show a week after the one announced there. I hadn't looked up anything about her but thought he character seemed interested. Seeing that made me excited to see her. Hopefully she'll be doing the same kind of theatrics (likely without the blood).

[Anoat]

Holy shit that was actually pretty fucking funny. Sad thing is you know we are going to see both Miz and Maryse tapping out at the same time in two weeks.

Pretty sure Miz and Maryse have known from the moment this match was put together that they'd be losing, so in the promos and lead up they are taking the SCORCHED EARTH, MOTHER FUCKER approach.

[Melena]

I hope to God every time Nikki gets punched now the crowd yells bad nikki

[Kalmado]

Poor JR. His wife is on life support.

[Delirium]

JRs wife passed away.

Sinclair is rumored to be selling ROH to WWE.

[Nitsuki]

I feel so bad for JR... i hope whoever hit her gets a nice fat lawsuit.

[Melena]

I feel so bad for JR... i hope whoever hit her gets a nice fat lawsuit.

17yo male was the only detail released. So no clue if he was just oblivious or what.

[Anoat]

Poor JR. Why does life keep shitting on him?

[Delirium]

Takeover matches

Spoiler: show

Bobby Roode vs Shinsuke Nakamura
Asuka vs Ember Moon
Authors of Pain vs DIY vs The Revival
Sanity vs No Way Jose/Roderick Strong/Tye Dillinger/Ruby Red(FKA Heidi Lovelace) - The women might be put in their own match though.
Andrade Cien Almas vs Aleister Black(FKA Tommy Fuckin End)

I would image Kassius Ohno gets a match as well.

[Nitsuki]

O shit Ruby Riot (Heidi Lovelace) appeared last night to save Dillinger from Nikki's assault. I saw her at last month's house show against Mandy, she was a lot of fun to watch, looming forward to what she's going to bring to NXT.

[Tyrath]

Raw continues to disappoint with falling ratings. March 20th's episode posted record lows in viewership, as the 3.04 million people who tuned in made up the smallest audience of a non-major holiday version of the show since 1997, or one where WWE's flagship program wasn't facing important sports competition.

They should probably push Roman more. It'll fix this.

Or I don't know. Maybe have a WWE champ that doesn't disappear for 2 weeks right before WM.

[Delirium]

Meltzer said it while talking about Nakamura. WWE is only good at killing anyones heat thus making everyone equal. Exceptions being Reigns, Lesnar, and Goldberg. AJ Styles got over in spite of WWE because he is so good.

[Tomiko]

Roman is the type of guy that would download a car.

https://streamable.com/gx9ef

[Anoat]

Kane is going to be running for mayor of his Tennesssee hometown in 2018. I pity the poor bastard who has to face him in a debate hall. I hope if he wins, he shoots off pyro instead of dropping balloons.