2011-2012 NHL Playoff Thread: MOOSE NOOSE ON THE LOOSE

[bluefan]

I'm going to say shaving isn't enough.

Everyone needs to go get their faces waxed too. Receipts are required for proof.

[bluefan]

/looks at clock

Hmmm. 24hours till puck drop.

....

>.>

/opens bottle of sleeping pills

[vagus]

I think the ladies of BGhockey should clip there finger nails and grow them for the playoffs.

[bluefan]

Or having their significant other represent is also acceptable.

[Thoronas]

Draft lottery in under an hour. Who will screw Columbus out of their #1 pick?

[Anton]

Late to the party (thanks Easter), but a poorly formatted playoff prediction is a must.

WEST
Vancouver over LA in 6

St. Louis over San Jose in 5

Hawks over Phoenix in 5

Detroit over Nashville in 6

EAST
Rangers over Ottawa in 5

Boston over Washington in 5

Florida over New Jersey in 7

And the money matchup:
Philadelphia over Pittsburgh in 6

[Callisto]

Draft lottery in under an hour. Who will screw Columbus out of their #1 pick?

In related news, Burkie was awesome today if anyone didn't see this yet:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-pu...HRlc3QD;_ylv=3

[bluefan]

Hope Jets win it so we can take the Leafs spot and continue to troll them.

[Richybear]

Oilers win #1 pick - draft Alexandre Daigle.
20 years later, maybe he's ready to work out properly this time

[Sepukku]

Burke should STFU and I aim for the 18-20 range, 15 is illegal / too inexperienced. By 19-20 they're starting to appreciate more than 3 minutes of missionary that followed 20 minutes of making out and 4 minutes of fumbling around with a condom.

[Sepukku]

Plus by 20, they're on birth control, so if you're going steady with one in a committed relationship, you can go condomless. And that is a major, major plus.

[Anton]

What?

[Sepukku]

What?

Huh?

[Thoronas]

lol fucking Sep. He'll spend multiple posts explaining why he's moved on from high school girls but he still won't post a clean shaven pic.

[Sepukku]

lol fucking Sep. He'll spend multiple posts explaining why he's moved on from high school girls but he still won't post a clean shaven pic.

I havent shaved yet, I'm shaving tomorrow and doing a dark load of laundry (all my Penguins shit is black, fuck the white roadies and blue 3rds) in preparation for the game. Can post one tomorrow.

[Mote]

GDI, one more day.

[Brill Weave]

Sep on Friday we may be heading out to Mad Mex on McKnight Rd to watch the game during happy hour. Our tickets fell through

[Callisto]

I havent shaved yet, I'm shaving tomorrow and doing a dark load of laundry (all my Penguins shit is black, fuck the white roadies and blue 3rds) in preparation for the game. Can post one tomorrow.

I don't think he meant one of you

[Richybear]

I'll post a pic tomorrow too.
Unless I cant since my team(s) are full of Fail (most likely not for Nail.)

Warning: I'm 31 and look like I could be RNH's kid.
Getting carded forever ftw

[Sepukku]

Sep on Friday we may be heading out to Mad Mex on McKnight Rd to watch the game during happy hour. Our tickets fell through

So what are you saying? You want me to pay for your appetizers?