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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    all i'm saying is this chick wouldn't have lifted a finger to save a single black baby in a barn, much less 25



    and what are those black babies doing in a barn in the first place
    i was waiting on this

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    once you own a horse

    you're on a whole different level than the rest of us

    a side note: horse people are the worst people

    every horse person has in their hearts the honest belief that they love their horse more than they could ever love a human

    and that's fucking sick

    horse people are not to be trusted
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    all i'm saying is this chick wouldn't have lifted a finger to save a single black baby in a barn, much less 25



    and what are those black babies doing in a barn in the first place
    They were lured there with skittles and sweet tea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    They were lured there with skittles and sweet tea.
    You got me.

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    P sure the reason she's getting this much attention is cause of the tits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    P sure the reason she's getting this much attention is cause of the tits.
    hands down

    best part is watching the 40-something female rights activists defending those tits

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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    P sure the reason she's getting this much attention is cause of the tits.
    And goddamn, are those tits nice.

    Off-topic: a former co-worked of mine has horses. I don't know if she flies way off into the "HORSES ARE BETTER THAN PEOPLE~!!" category, but yes, she loves herself some goddamn horses. Her parents aren't rich, but they live in a smaller house with a lot of land in a fairly wealthy part of town. She has nothing like what this hottie has, though.

    She wouldn't save a burning barn full of black babies, either. Only one man would do that, and he's already saved his monthly quota of people from burning buildings for this month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucavi View Post
    And goddamn, are those tits nice.

    Off-topic: a former co-worked of mine has horses. I don't know if she flies way off into the "HORSES ARE BETTER THAN PEOPLE~!!" category, but yes, she loves herself some goddamn horses. Her parents aren't rich, but they live in a smaller house with a lot of land in a fairly wealthy part of town. She has nothing like what this hottie has, though.

    She wouldn't save a burning barn full of black babies, either. Only one man would do that, and he's already saved his monthly quota of people from burning buildings for this month.
    He is a motherfucking flame punching badass!!

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    Maybe it's just me but after watching the video it looks more like all bra and no tits. The preview picture is really misleading. She definitely looks 15 to me, but I'm from Texas so maybe my perception is skewed.

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    ugh why did horsehater.com disappear

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greatguardian View Post
    Maybe it's just me but after watching the video it looks more like all bra and no tits. The preview picture is really misleading. She definitely looks 15 to me, but I'm from Texas so maybe my perception is skewed.
    yeah for sure, your women are large and in charge in tx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    He is a motherfucking flame punching badass!!
    The man punched a goddamn door down, braved the flames, saved the woman, and had "mild" burns. He was probably back in office the next day, not to mention he ignored the pleas of his security guards and rolled into Bowser's castle to save the princess.

    What a boss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    They were lured there with skittles and sweet tea.
    Well threads over, not sure we're topping the series of events that led to this post.

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    Definitely looks like she shops at Victoria's Secret and is wearing an epic push-up bra, and yes times have changed since VS started marketing to girls her age. I also wonder if there are hormones in milk that are also to blame... my sister is 13 and she's pretty well developed -- its rather scary.

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    There's a 13-year-old sister around. Light the Gulkeeva symbol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by manako View Post
    my sister is 13 and she's pretty well developed -- its rather scary.
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    Hah.... yeah... She's going to be in my wedding party and I have to make sure to let her escort know that she's not legal despite how she looks. Fortunately boys her age are no different from when I was young and don't find gamer girls appealing. Apparently if you don't wear tons of makeup, boys don't want you where she's at...

    Can't wait til she gets to be older/in college though... she'll be trouble for the boys!

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    I live about 20 minutes from where this happened. The area she is from isn't known for being wealthy. A bunch of corn and farms there clearly.

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    There is most definitely something in the milk these days. And yes, girls are marketed to by the wrong shit these days (come start dressing like a club ho, come wear VS, etc etc). I mean, really, Halloween. That says it all. Every girl loves Halloween cause she can make porn stars look well behaved and no one gives a shit.

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    I grew up riding horses competitively, and still love riding, but goddamn if I ever own them myself. Sons of bitchs are high-maintenance if you want to keep them in good shape, and cost a fair bit to feed. The only way I would get a horse is if I had someone else to take care of the horse and I could ride it whenever the fuck I wanted.

    I guess I fall into the category of liking horses more than people, but that's mostly because I hate people. I've been kicked before and I still hate people more

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    Horses are the only non-parasitic animals I can't stand. Nothing that stupid and that skittish should ever be that strong. The fuckers were little 4-foot panicky wolf-and-owl-prey until some primitive bastard had the brilliant idea to artificially select them into 10-foot panicky behemoths that still act like prey. You're more likely to be killed working with horses than working with lions or sharks.

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