Office Space Crimes?

**Judgeofwings** · 2012-04-23 23:26

I am taking a criminology class and the teacher does not want to teach so she is showing us office space and told everyone to identify all the crimes that are committed in that movie. Can anyone beat my score?

1. Arson
2. Embezzlement
3. switched lanes without signaling (beginning scene)

**Pirian** · 2012-04-23 23:34

I can't believe you forgot this one, there's even two crimes being committed!

Shame on you.

**Rhyis.** · 2012-04-23 23:38

No cover sheet for the TPS reports.
Did not read the memo.

**Mazmaz** · 2012-04-23 23:41

Does employer crimes count?
I think it's probably illegal if you fire a guy and don't tell him he's fired.

**Tyche** · 2012-04-23 23:49

Sounds like the greatest class ever.

In ENG102 we had to critically analyze "Requiem for a Dream". Great movie, especially when you really go through and break it down seasonally.

**Correction** · 2012-04-23 23:55

Conspiracy
er...OSHA violations?

**Cream Soda** · 2012-04-24 06:23

Littering!

**falloutboy14** · 2012-04-24 08:33

Fairly sure its illegal to blackmail someone. Didn't the magazine salesman make them buy 100 magazine subscriptions?

**Silenka** · 2012-04-24 08:54

Originally Posted by falloutboy14

Fairly sure its illegal to blackmail someone. Didn't the magazine salesman make them buy 100 magazine subscriptions?

Yup.

Don't forget indecency (?) in public when the main chick flips off her boss and all the customers, I'm sure that's gotta be an actual crime. (Maybe not?)

Oh and the one guy got hit by a car. It is a crime to hit someone with a car. Attempted suicide may also count.

**Dantrag** · 2012-04-24 09:06

Grand Theft(stealing the printer).

**Headspace** · 2012-04-24 09:16

Wasn't the driver of the truck who plowed into the suicidal guy drunk?

DUI

**Dimmauk** · 2012-04-24 09:48

I didn't even know we had offices in space!

**Cail** · 2012-04-24 09:51

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

Littering!

littering and?

**Callisto** · 2012-04-24 09:52

Originally Posted by Cail

littering and?

destruction of property and/or theft?

**Cail** · 2012-04-24 09:55

callisto...why you do this to me....

Spoiler: show

**Qalbert** · 2012-04-24 09:56

there's no need to get all indignant meow, maybe he just woke up

**zoobernut** · 2012-04-24 10:28

Oh man Office Space and Super Troopers in the same thread? This is the best thread EVAR!

**Dimmauk** · 2012-04-24 11:10

Originally Posted by Cail

littering and?

Smoking the reefer.

**Nephlite** · 2012-04-24 12:52

Originally Posted by Silenka

Yup.

Don't forget indecency (?) in public when the main chick flips off her boss and all the customers, I'm sure that's gotta be an actual crime. (Maybe not?)

Oh and the one guy got hit by a car. It is a crime to hit someone with a car. Attempted suicide may also count.

Nah flipping someone off isn't a crime. I could tell you to go fuck yourself without any provocation and it wouldn't be a crime. Free speech and all that mumbo jumbo.

Anyways, here's my take:

Theft
Embezzlement
Conspiracy to commit embezzlement
Fraud
Destruction of Property
DUI (2 counts, one truck driver who hit the suicidal guy then after they celebrated they were all wasted after uploading the virus)
Extortion (At least by definition what the magazine seller did this and not blackmail by definition)
Arson
Fugitive from Justice

Various traffic stuff I suppose. Employee crimes could be harassment, wrongful termination, failure to notify, OSHA stuff, etc. Most of that isn't "criminal" per-se'.

**barber2006** · 2012-04-24 13:02

You take a penny from the crippled children jar right?

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