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    Lifestyles of the Rich and Ballin

    Thanks to wonderful Sera, I figured I should tell you what life is like on a Saturday when you are balling hard as fuck.

    Wake up, jump in the ride and meet up with the niggaz @ the W in Westwood to have some brunch and drink some mimosas to start the day. Get a decent buzz going, hop in the cab and go straight to Rodeo. When you get to Rodeo and you are actually shopping, they bring out the good shit for you. In Louis Vuitton, they brought out Don P while my niggaz girl was figuring out handbags and I was buying shoes. Kept the buzz going and went over to visit my personal shopper @ Hugo. Try on a couple suits, drink some more mimosas while doing so. Found a pretty boss ass suit on sale for 1450. Got that bitch measured to me and went on to Tom Ford so we could dream a little.

    Tom Ford makes the ballinest suits ever created. They have this one suit made out of the fur of the belly of some rare ass deer. Shit costs like 32k. Feels so good. It helps to set these high goals when checking out these baller ass things.

    Next, we run over to Niemans because they got a bar on the 4th floor. We do some shopping, more drinking. I catch a cab back to my place, 75 bucks sucks but oh well. I just took a nap and feel rather refreshed, talked some shit on the internet to sharpen my wits. Now, it is time to get showered up, flying in my girl and gotta pick her up at the airport in 2 hours.

    Life is good when you are balling, I look forward to you joining me in the land of the bawse. Or, you can sit there and play video games. Whichever you prefer mah niggaz.

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    Lifestyles of the rich and famous
    Bought a big house and a whole lot of rangers
    A fresh new couch and a whole lot of trainers
    A closet full of clothes and some brand new dangers
    And
    Some Mexican floral arrangers
    A great big TV that'll entertain us

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    lol

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    I curr, I curr alot

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    Nikkei will still get me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chun Liroy View Post


    Lifestyles of the rich and famous
    Bought a big house and a whole lot of rangers
    A fresh new couch and a whole lot of trainers
    A closet full of clothes and some brand new dangers
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    A great big TV that'll entertain us
    look at this yellow bone nigga trying to act all darks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF

    ALL HAIL QALBERT THE TRUE GOD OF SPAM

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    HEY

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    Pharrell is cool peeps.

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    He is isn't he! You dont gotta be dark skinneded to listen to pharell u let dat nigga know

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    Also, someone is curring in my thread a lot with they broke selves

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    Its a girl, she is fat and broke and about to be in a world of financial hurt in a few years

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    Just saying Sera, but that gif is TERRIBLE in camprison to the dog gif .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformity View Post
    He is isn't he! You dont gotta be dark skinneded to listen to pharell u let dat nigga know
    It was supposed to be a joke dat Kuya wasn't calling me light skinned, but actually calling pharrell... oh forget it

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    While we're not caring about things.

    THIS SHIT WAS A MASTERPIECE.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformity View Post
    Its a girl, she is fat and broke and about to be in a world of financial hurt in a few years
    http://i38.tinypic.com/11lsp76.png

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chun Liroy View Post
    Just saying Sera, but that gif is TERRIBLE in camprison to the dog gif .
    *every* gif is horrible compared to the dog gif

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    nothing compares to the dog gif, ever. Fucking ever.

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