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  1. #1361
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    It's now worth more than Ford, GM, and Fiat/Chrysler combined lol.

    Completely fucking insane.

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    Elon is worth almost 40B now.

    That's like a Koch brother. Approaching top-10 wealthiest Americans territory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Elon is worth almost 40B now.

    That's like a Koch brother. Approaching top-10 wealthiest Americans territory.
    Yeah his new payout plan is crazy. He unlocks 1.7 Million Shares of Tesla every time the Market Cap is sustained for 6 months at every +50 billion. For instance, if the Market Cap remains 100-149 Billion for the next six months, he gets 1.7 million shares. The next tranch is 150 Billion Market Cap for 6 months, all the way up to 650 Billion Market Cap. If he hits all 12 tranches, he would eventually be wealthier than Bezos.

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    Up another 100+ points in pre-market trading.

    This is completely insane, and I'm an OG Tesla fan.

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    I was going to buy stock before the Cyber Truck was announced /regret

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    https://www.bbc.com/news/51353147

    Chinese model 3 production is delayed to February 10th thanks to the coronavirus.

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    Is/n't Tesla literally/figuratively crashing?


    The difference a week makes. On the 19th this was trading at $917.

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    I'd assume r/wallstreetbets is taking the situation well

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    Tesla produced their 1 millionth EV.

    https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a3...h-car-model-y/

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    enough for every American to have 1

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    They're likely to deliver 400-500,000 vehicles this year alone. They'll hit 2M total next year.

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    I know it's the old Downfall Meme, but this was pretty well done since Elon is going around saying some controversial things on twitter about Covid and how the stay at home order is Fascist.


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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    They're likely to deliver 400-500,000 vehicles this year alone. They'll hit 2M total next year.
    Lol

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    Elon tanks his own stock after tweeting Tesla's price is "too high." Share price has fallen 7% since.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6souls View Post
    Elon tanks his own stock after tweeting Tesla's price is "too high." Share price has fallen 7% since.
    Yeah that isn't going to end well for him.
    He's also posting a ton of other i'm14andthisisdeep shit on twitter.

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    My favorite reply to Elon's bizarre tweets this morning...

    https://twitter.com/ErenYeagerShill/...56610244210688

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    I can't even.

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    I took it as the name being Tenash Lockheed

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    O lawd elon stahp.

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