+ Reply to Thread
Page 1 of 8 1 2 3 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 145

Thread: qalbert     submit to reddit submit to twitter

  1. #1
    Banned.

    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    4,764
    BG Level
    7

    qalbert

    fucking lol


    like we are internet trolls, rich is a rl troll. he's a legend in the UK. He was the front man for a big pop / electronic group called The Shamen in the 80's and 90's and has been djing and writing music for almost as long as we've been alive.

    he dresses in crazy outfits for gigs and parties and throws people off well good. he's a really cool guy though. funny that you got him on that thread.

  2. #2
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    5,732
    BG Level
    8

    thanks for the context

  3. #3
    okay guy I guess
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    22,996
    BG Level
    10

    lol

  4. #4
    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
    Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    21,547
    BG Level
    10


  5. #5
    Banned.

    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    4,764
    BG Level
    7

    day still mad about something, prob needs someone else to die

  6. #6
    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
    Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    21,547
    BG Level
    10

    well at least you finally grew the balls to play the card instead of beating around the bush like a pussy

  7. #7
    Banned.

    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    4,764
    BG Level
    7

    sorry dear didn't need another 10 weepy posts from you so I thought I'd go easy on the orphan

  8. #8
    Banned.

    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    4,764
    BG Level
    7

    but you pull the slots enough times you're bound to win something

  9. #9
    Banned.

    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    4,764
    BG Level
    7


  10. #10
    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
    Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    21,547
    BG Level
    10


  11. #11
    Banned.

    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    10,159
    BG Level
    9


  12. #12
    Banned.

    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    10,159
    BG Level
    9

    For the record, dont think that's the BEST SALOON FIGHT EVER, but who am I to fix dem youtubes

  13. #13
    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Posts
    22,958
    BG Level
    10


  14. #14
    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
    Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    21,547
    BG Level
    10

    Did you know that when you die of liver cancer, you turn yellow, a horrible orange/yellow color. All the pain medicine makes you unbelievably constipated and you get violently ill every time you eat something. I guess it's your body shutting down, as your organs fail. You quite literally starve to death as you can barely hold down a sip or two of liquid. You get all kinds of drugs that take you to another place for a while, but at the same time it makes you unable to properly say goodbye to your loved ones. You might get to go outside for short periods of time but sitting up will drain you of all energy. Around the 2 week mark things get pretty rough, someone has to carry you to the bathroom, shower you and wipe your ass after you shit...if you manage to. Also your shit turns black, really black. All the while people are visiting and sending cards since you are dying, and you get to tell them all one by one goodbye, forever, if you are awake, if not you missed your chance. Your house will be full of the smell of food people are bringing that you would love to eat, but you know you will puke if you do so. Your back will be in impressive levels of pain and once a week hospice will come by to give you a massage since you are now bed ridden. Your vomit will start containing what looks like coffee grounds, this is blood. Your last 24 hours will be uncontrollable moaning, and pain that no medicine can fix. You will gasp for air, moaning and groaning between each breath, for about 10 hours if you are lucky. Eventually you will completely shutdown, dying in what I can only imagine is one of the worst ways possible.

  15. #15
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    5,732
    BG Level
    8

    Did you know 85% of plant life is found in the ocean

  16. #16
    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
    Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    21,547
    BG Level
    10


  17. #17
    Banned.

    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    4,764
    BG Level
    7


  18. #18
    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Posts
    22,958
    BG Level
    10

    Did you know 100% of fish are found in water?

  19. #19
    The Anti Miz
    The Anti Miz of the House of Weave

    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    32,700
    BG Level
    10

    Re: qalbert

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    Did you know 100% of fish are found in water?
    Not that snake head fish. That nigga can travel short distances on land

  20. #20
    Annihilation Banwave
    sprout sprout sprout
    2031 No.1 Draft Pick
    Pittsburgh Penguins

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    19,882
    BG Level
    9
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck

    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Did you know that when you die of liver cancer, you turn yellow, a horrible orange/yellow color. All the pain medicine makes you unbelievably constipated and you get violently ill every time you eat something. I guess it's your body shutting down, as your organs fail. You quite literally starve to death as you can barely hold down a sip or two of liquid. You get all kinds of drugs that take you to another place for a while, but at the same time it makes you unable to properly say goodbye to your loved ones. You might get to go outside for short periods of time but sitting up will drain you of all energy. Around the 2 week mark things get pretty rough, someone has to carry you to the bathroom, shower you and wipe your ass after you shit...if you manage to. Also your shit turns black, really black. All the while people are visiting and sending cards since you are dying, and you get to tell them all one by one goodbye, forever, if you are awake, if not you missed your chance. Your house will be full of the smell of food people are bringing that you would love to eat, but you know you will puke if you do so. Your back will be in impressive levels of pain and once a week hospice will come by to give you a massage since you are now bed ridden. Your vomit will start containing what looks like coffee grounds, this is blood. Your last 24 hours will be uncontrollable moaning, and pain that no medicine can fix. You will gasp for air, moaning and groaning between each breath, for about 10 hours if you are lucky. Eventually you will completely shutdown, dying in what I can only imagine is one of the worst ways possible.
    Do you need a hug?

+ Reply to Thread
Page 1 of 8 1 2 3 ... LastLast