2012-13 NFL Week 6: D A L L A S

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What better way to study for midterms than to make the NFL thread in a forum that I can't even post in, eh?

Thursday, Oct 11th
Pittsburgh @ Tennessee - First of all, fuck the line bullshit, I ain't got time for all that. Speaking of time, no one in their right mind should even bother watching this abortion of a game. Expect Big Ben to force his balls deep down the Titan's throat in the game that no one gives a shit about.

Sunday, Oct 14th
Oakland @ Atlanta - Jesus christ, another terrible game. Watch as P.Rivs 2.0 chucks balls to 8' receivers that look like predators all day long while fatass turner gets me no points. Too bad Oakland doesn't have Keith in the secondary.

Cincinnati @ Browns - Cincinnati loses because they suck. WHO LOSES TO RYAN TANNEHILL JFC also TRENT

St. Louis @ Miami - Oh boy, Miami might be the best team in their division this year. Which doesn't say much because the other teams in the division are the pats, bills and jets (LOL). Miami wins easy and Tyche nuts himself as the Dolphins are first in the division.

Indianapolis @ NYJ - The Jets are fucking terrible, and the colts have the entire continent of Africa backing them. No contest.

Detroit @ Philadelphia - Megatron out for 4-6 weeks?
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Looks like Matt Stafford the glass man will have to find another two car garage to throw it to. On the other hand, Eagles are winning while being terrible, so they'll probably win again.

Kansas City @ Tampa Bay - Who gives a shit, we're all here to read about dallas

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@ Baltimore - Cowboys have one of the best secondaries in the league (LOL) if only they could get turnovers. They get back Jay Ratliff this week, and the 7th string safety has had 2 weeks of preparation. Joey FLax and Romo will duke it out for the title of best top 5 QB in the league in the game of the week.

NE @ Seattle - Russell Wilson is about to show the pats first hand why they need black people on their team as he destroys their pitiful secondary and defense. He's such a G, Seattle is for real.

Buffalo @ Arizona - Klobberin' time. Buffalo is where players go to get huge contracts and then sit on their ass.

NYG @ SF - A replay of the NFC title game last year. Alex Smith is going to make swiss cheese of the giants while eli herp and derps his way to ints and a loss.
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Minnesota @ Was - An unstoppable force meets an immovable object or something. This is going to be a shoot out as two high caliber offenses collide. This will truly be an awesome display of arm cannons.

GB @ Houston - Who gives a shit. Houston easy as the packers whine about losing again and will this time blame it on Cushing's Steroids.

Monday, Oct 15th
Den @ SD - Derpface vs Manningface.
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This is a terrible thread, a terrible week, and a terrible OP.
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[Headspace]

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[Pandora]

6/10

also feeling an oakland upset, matty ice finally lets us down.

[Ksandra]

best thread of all years

[Headspace]

6/10

also feeling an oakland upset, matty ice finally lets us down.

Lmao

[Kang]

Lol nice touch man.

Is it too early to call for the heads of Norv Turner, Andy Reid, and Rex Ryan.

I'm a Chargers fan but even I'm tired of Turner's failures.

Also, fire Mike Shanahan.

[Cail]

see, i win. also this thread sucks

[Cail]

Also, wtf u talking about with megatron being out 4-6? Please, please tell me you read megaton in the last thread, misread it as megatron, and then derpd so fucking hard that you put it in your "analysis"

[Abandon]

what the fuck did I just read? Fucking terrible.

concerning San Fran/NYG, the 49ers secondary is probably the weakest area of that defense, and Eli has been exploiting secondaries (albeit, not great ones) all season. If Nicks is back this week, I see him and Victor (oh god, almost forgot the other 23453632165 random receivers Eli somehow manages to hit), along with Bennett, giving them hell. But if the G-men O-line can't keep Eli on his feet, this game goes south, quickly. Basically, a shootout, since the Giants D-line has looked pedestrian, giving Alex Smith all the time in the world to be average as fuck.

I agree with the browns pick, though. If they can fix the 2-3 stupid mistakes they make per game, as long as cinci keeps derping it up, this is the first win for the dog pound.

[Xajii]

Yeah um Megatron is fine, it's Alshon Jeffery and his stupid Megaton nickname that got jacked up.

Also, lol at picking against the Ravens in Baltimore.

[Cleverness]

Also, wtf u talking about with megatron being out 4-6? Please, please tell me you read megaton in the last thread, misread it as megatron, and then derpd so fucking hard that you put it in your "analysis"

It's Leroy, why are you expecting intelligence

[Bregor]

I leave for two days and what is this

[Cail]

I leave for two days and what is this

shit poster. shit thread. can we just start the week 7 thread now and use that for week 6+7

[Bregor]

Think the best comment I heard about yesterdays Giants/Browns game was that Trent Richardson runs like a starving man who sees a buffet table.

Roll damn Tide.

Demote Rex to D coordinator
hire Paul Johnson as head coach
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profit

rofl

[Tajin]

If you let this shit fly ya'll worse than leroy.