Someone go break your glasses in a car accident or something

**Lucienne** · 2012-12-30 16:04

I need to get my title changed to Alpha Widow.

**shepardG** · 2012-12-30 16:04

this bout confusing.

**Charismatic** · 2012-12-30 16:08

Originally Posted by Lucienne

I need to get my title changed to Alpha Widow.

Post tits and it'll be done post haste.

**Lucienne** · 2012-12-30 16:11

Originally Posted by Charismatic

Post tits and it'll be done post haste.

Fuck, I'm slipping!

**Lucienne** · 2012-12-30 16:28

Originally Posted by shepardG

this bout confusing.

Long ago, when people on BG still wrote about games, when spam wasn't full of terribles and Ksandra's name was still blue, there was a mod called Callisto. Because he was a good mod, he spent most of his days ignoring his duties, changing people's names and posting pictures of tits. One day, Callisto was driving to work, but he was too busy executing his modding powers on some poor newfag and didn't see the little red Honda, turning in from the right. As you could imagine, things went down, and Callisto's glasses didn't survive the collision. This was very unfortunate, because Callisto, without his glasses nearly blind, was no longer able to see the tits on the forums and decide which were the most suitable for his friends. Luckily, Callisto had a goodhearted aunt called Isladar, who decided to help him. She gathered the strongest and wisest souls on the forums and asked them to use their financial powers for a good cause. And because all the people wanted to give Callisto the gift of tits back, they helped and finally Callisto's new glasses were forged, and everyone on the forums rejoiced, and there was a celebration, and drinks and tits in plenitude. And because Isladar was not only goodhearted, but also powerful, she rewarded everyone who contributed with a brand new title.

**Churchill** · 2012-12-30 16:30

my auto notify for the word "tits" went off.

disappointed.

**Mizango** · 2012-12-30 16:30

lol

**Abandon** · 2012-12-30 16:35

Originally Posted by Lucienne

Long ago, when people on BG still wrote about games, when spam wasn't full of terribles and Ksandra's name was still blue, there was a mod called Callisto. Because he was a good mod, he spent most of his days ignoring his duties, changing people's names and posting pictures of tits. One day, Callisto was driving to work, but he was too busy executing his modding powers on some poor newfag and didn't see the little red Honda, turning in from the right. As you could imagine, things went down, and Callisto's glasses didn't survive the collision. This was very unfortunate, because Callisto, without his glasses nearly blind, was no longer able to see the tits on the forums and decide which were the most suitable for his friends. Luckily, Callisto had a goodhearted aunt called Isladar, who decided to help him. She gathered the strongest and wisest souls on the forums and asked them to use their financial powers for a good cause. And because all the people wanted to give Callisto the gift of tits back, they helped and finally Callisto's new glasses were forged, and everyone on the forums rejoiced, and there was a celebration, and drinks and tits in plenitude. And because Isladar was not only goodhearted, but also powerful, she rewarded everyone who contributed with a brand new title.

I thoroughly enjoyed this post.

**Cail** · 2012-12-30 16:35

rofl

**Lucienne** · 2012-12-30 17:06

Originally Posted by Churchill

my auto notify for the word "tits" went off.

disappointed.

lol
How does showing tits fit into a general female mentality?

Originally Posted by Abandon

I thoroughly enjoyed this post.

Thank you

**Churchill** · 2012-12-30 17:11

I think my answer to that question would take over a new topic because there are a few factors I can think of just off the top of my head.

That said, I never understood the fascination with men posting the pics online ex post facto. I still have all the ones I ever received but they'll never be posted on the internet lol.

**Abandon** · 2012-12-30 17:19

post tits or gtfo, church

**Churchill** · 2012-12-30 17:20

Spoiler: show

**Abandon** · 2012-12-30 17:21

you can stay

**Churchill** · 2012-12-30 17:25

Or did you mean my tits

Spoiler: show

**Abandon** · 2012-12-30 17:28

damnit

**Callisto** · 2012-12-30 17:33

true stories here

**Churchill** · 2012-12-30 17:44

brodon ; ;

**Cail** · 2012-12-30 17:46

what did abandon do lol

**Charismatic** · 2012-12-30 17:50

[17:34] Abandon: infraction #3 this month. lmao
[17:34] me: haha, what for?
[17:35] Abandon: that GD thread, lol
[17:35] me: I don't fuck with GD nigger
[17:35] me: So I have no idea what you are talking about
[17:35] Abandon: lucy's help a friend post
[17:36] Abandon: i did my usual poking, guy got all mayad and dropped nigger on me like 7 times in one PM, i called him out in the thread

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