The MMA Thread of 2013 - Carlos Newton took Tyven's pants off

**Plow** · 2013-05-29 17:16

but hey, at least he'd be a true expert?

**Hitoshura** · 2013-05-29 17:16

That is truly disappointing and disturbing as fuck to just read, let alone imagine someone experiencing that. So fucked up to do that to people that want to fucking actually LEARN how to defend themselves. Ugh.

**Rhyis.** · 2013-05-29 17:30

Talk about learning the hard way.

**AidenCarby** · 2013-05-29 20:34

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS MOTHERFUCKERS GET HYPE MIR/BARNETT ON FOR 164!

**Rhyis.** · 2013-05-29 20:50

**Rhyis.** · 2013-05-29 20:51

**AidenCarby** · 2013-05-29 20:54

Got me, fucking lol

**Day** · 2013-05-29 20:59

Did yall know Kimbo is boxing now? I wouldn't box that nigga.

**AidenCarby** · 2013-05-29 21:00

He's back where he should be, destroying cans.

**Day** · 2013-05-29 21:06

He ended one fight with a body shot, fuck what you say about that dude, he's always hit like a fucking truck. His MMA shit was kinda stupid yeah, but hope he does alright boxing.

**AidenCarby** · 2013-05-29 21:06

Also UFC cutting Praetorian or w/e from allowed sponsors, guess they caught wind of them fucking Big Nog on his cash.

**AidenCarby** · 2013-05-29 21:07

Originally Posted by Day

He ended one fight with a body shot, fuck what you say about that dude, he's always hit like a fucking truck. His MMA shit was kinda stupid yeah, but hope he does alright boxing.

Against a fat Australian dude, I mean he has hands yes, he has power yes, but legit boxers would maul him. I like the dude personally, he's extra humble but he's just nothin' special, his knees are too fucked up; it's a shame :<

**Rhyis.** · 2013-05-29 21:09

http://i48.tinypic.com/2qu86d1.jpg

KIMBOPLEX

**Rhyis.** · 2013-05-29 21:14

That also happens to be the only thing that happened in the fight lol

**Day** · 2013-05-29 21:14

If someone coulda grabbed that motherfucker 20 years ago and trained the shit out of him, he'd be a fucking beast. He still a beast in my book, but yeah you right, too little too late probably. Still would do a lot of shit before taking a punch from him though haha.

**AidenCarby** · 2013-05-29 21:16

Yep, it would suck. I feel genuinely bad for him though, he was a promising football prospect and had hella D1 scouts. Then a hurricane destroyed his town/county and no scounts would come through and he only had like 5 games that season? Got royally fucked, so extra points for not being sour about that shit either; I know I'd be.

**Hitoshura** · 2013-05-29 21:21

Originally Posted by Rhyis.

That also happens to be the only thing that happened in the fight lol

Was Houston actually afraid to stand and wang with him? lol

**Day** · 2013-05-29 21:22

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

Yep, it would suck. I feel genuinely bad for him though, he was a promising football prospect and had hella D1 scouts. Then a hurricane destroyed his town/county and no scounts would come through and he only had like 5 games that season? Got royally fucked, so extra points for not being sour about that shit either; I know I'd be.

I didn't know all that. That really fuckin sucks. Respex

**AidenCarby** · 2013-05-29 21:25

It makes sense, him doing all those cheap youtube videos of him truckin some poor motherfucker who signed up for 100 bucks.

**Rhyis.** · 2013-05-29 21:30

Originally Posted by Hitoshura

Was Houston actually afraid to stand and wang with him? lol

You ever watch Severn vs Shamrock 2? Same shit. They circled each other for 2 and a half rounds straight totally gassed.

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