2013 NHL Season Thread: TUUKKA RASK, HE'S FROM FINLAND, AND IS INELIGIBLE TO BECOME MAYOR

[Ratatapa]

Will be the longest week of 2013

[Cail]

Pens one their last cup as a 4 seed. I am okay with this.

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[Callisto]

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I'd have made this but I fuck that up way too often for my own liking lol

[Sepukku]

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How many has Ovechkin zero'ed?

[Judai]

How many has Ovechkin zero'ed?

Lashing out because you can't spell properly?

[Sepukku]

Lashing out because you can't spell properly?

Lashing out from my position of superior franchise, perhaps.

[Judai]

Lashing out from my position of superior franchise, perhaps.

Superior Franchise goes bankrupt a lot. Strange.

[Sepukku]

Superior Franchise goes bankrupt a lot. Strange.

That's what happens when you pay for talent to win, something Carolina would know more about than Washington

[Judai]

That's what happens when you pay for talent to win, something Carolina would know more about than Washington

I don't even know how that works? Carolina is smart for paying Semin to disappear when it counts most? Caps are dumb for finally shedding him? (They probably are a little for never trading his ass) Carolina is smart because Staal has a brother fetish and forced Pitt to trade him there?

Would have been cool if the NHL defaulted the Caps a #1 pick too.

[Palin]

Oh I missed this.

[Sepukku]

I don't even know how that works? Carolina is smart for paying Semin to disappear when it counts most? Caps are dumb for finally shedding him? (They probably are a little for never trading his ass) Carolina is smart because Staal has a brother fetish and forced Pitt to trade him there?

Would have been cool if the NHL defaulted the Caps a #1 pick too.

That's like 3 excuses for my franchise's 3 more rings.

[Vaspinne]

On 1 hand, everyone thinks the Flames are gonna suck this year and we're actually 4th from the bottom in Vegas in our odds to win the Stanley Cup soooooo GO UNDERDOGS GO!!!!

On the other hand, even if we finish 9th in the West again, at least we have a shot to get the 1st overall pick >_>

[Judai]

That's like 3 excuses for my franchise's 3 more rings.

So won ring for each bankruptcy. They went Bankrupt last lockout, it's a race to see if they win a cup or go bankrupt again!

[Deader2818]

I need a rival!

[Judai]

I need a rival!

With how much you put down the Kings, you are your own rival!

[Deader2818]

Yeah, its great the Kings won the cup and all, but I guess ill have to wait another 45 years for a 2nd one

[bluefan]

Well...once the Jets move to the west, I'll start picking on you.

Deal?

[Wulfgang]

Can I start drinking again finally? Fucking thank god I can start breaking these out again.

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WULFGANG'S SOLILOQUY TO HACKEY FANSHIP ON BG

FUCK YOUR FACE THORONAS YOU DIRTY GRAVY EATING MOOSE FUCKER! Also fuck Ace, Ishido, Jornna, Palin, Vagus, Richybear, Vaspinne, and any other fans of non-Preds Western Conference fans. This excludes Callisto and Isladar obviously because the Central is the fucking shit and I can't take any more account infractions for drunk hockey tirades. Add Bluefan to the fuck list for sure; who cheers for the Thrashers? Not sure Sep can be on the fuck list, might be construed as discriminating against derps. Definitely put Mote on there; he's just the epitome of internet rage. Random bandwagon Canucks / Kings / Rangers / etc. fans are at the bottom of "Wulfgang's Continuum of Awesomeness" and should not talk ever. Also if you don't drink, something is wrong with you.

Everyone else falls somewhere between mote of dust and taco that is pretty old but I am still considering eating. Continuum of Awesomeness is generally something like:

Preds Ice Girls > Wulfgang > Preds Fans > Red Pandas > Bregor/Isladar/Callisto/Brill > Other Central Fans > Heated Towel Racks > Thoronas > Other Bestern Conf Fans > Leastern Conference Fans > Bandwagoners > Ace.

Yes I believe it's time for more GIFs:


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Preds Ice Girls intermission:


I mean good lord, how can you get more awesome than that? Ice girls are awesome to begin with, but ice girls that barehand that guy and then wriggle it at Mike Smith in some sort of vodoo hex? Yes, my friends, welcome to Predators Republic of Bluegartr, population Wulfgang. Rawrrrrrr!

Wulfstradamus Predictions:
Leastern Conference
1) Rangers
2) Bruins
3) Hurricanes (sleeper team that will make waves this year)
4) Penguins
5) Flyers
6) Leafs (doing it!)
6) Washington
7) Tampa
8) Buffalo

Bestern:
1) Los Angeles (I see no reason why they will not roll face again)
2) Vancouver
3) St. Louis
4) Dallas (I like Lehtonen and Benn with Jagr / Whitney may do the trick)
5) Colorado (another potential sleeper that will be dangerous if Varlamov doesn't suck because Shane O'Brien already does enough sucking)
6) NASHVEGAS PREDATORS OF DOOM
7) Blackhawks
8) Shraks

Hart: Stamkos (fuck the Pens)
Vezina: PEKKA RINNE, CHAIRMAN OF FINNISH DOOM ACTIVITIES AND SABERTOOTH AWARENESS
Norris: SHEA WEBER, INVENTOR OF THE BEARD AND CAPTAIN OF ALL DOOM / AWESOMENESS / OTHERSTUFF
Calder: Dougie Hamilton
Selke: Datsyuk, the only tolerable person in the state of Michigan
Jack Adams: BARRY TROTZ, LORD OF THE NECK AND WILLOW WAFTGOOD'S STUNT DOUBLE IN WILLOW

Christ, this took like an hour to write. Go hackey!

[Deader2818]

So UFAs now get an interview period between the day after the draft and june 30th.

[Mote]

Pred Ice girls are definitely #1.