Better, I would have gone with a semi-colon pun there myself but at least it isn't shit-bag anymore Still kinda ass themed though. Its nice to see new material I guess, even if it's still really, really gay. I'm not really sure where you got this idea that I'm particularily old, though to a 12year old I suppose 30 seems that way. I'm pretty sure you can't be a troll AND a witch at the same time. Trolls tend to go more the shaman route. And don't be so hard on yourself! you aren't the worst FFXI player in the world, I said you're the laughing stock of the FFXI world. Slight difference there. Reading comprehension and all that. At any rate what happened to you ignoring us because we aren't worth your time?
(I'm totally getting a worlds worst administrator mug now!)
Actually, I sent them a Carrier Pigeon. Just to keep things origional. Realistically though, how many attourney offices would you expect to be open on U.S. government hollidays when the court systems are closed? Besides, you're the one that brought their name up and then refused to name a legal representative. Thats kinda not how the "talk to my lawyer" bit is supposed to work. You should watch a few courtroom dramas. Maybe read a John Grishim novel or two to get the feel for it. Oh, wait, right, I forgot, you apperently can't read. At any rate, i'm not particularily trying to legally ruin your life at the moment. I'm trying to beat into your thick, obtuse, unshapely, unabrowed skull that A. There are several amongst us who really could at this point if we wanted to make the effort to persue such action, and B. You really have bad foot odor. We weren't going to say anything, but man, that really smells. I suppose if you really want me to go through the effort of trying to get you fired from your unpaid internship I can, but its really more amusing to just keep on with the juvenile taunts and see how far down the crazy hole you go in your self destruct spiral. It's kind of nice being a poster on a forum rather than the admin side for once so I don't have to try and take you out of circulation the hard way again. How many of your varous e-mail and ISP accounts did I get shut down in the end? I forget, but it was more than a few.
Well just to be fair, I have killed more than one serial port in my day. Not to mention various USB ports. And I'm not sure it's really fair to say "every possible tool". For starters, breaking out the thesarus went out the window after the first couple attempts because of the whole "you being too stupid to understand words with more than 3 sylables" situation. I'm also pretty sure we never used any of the "I hate gourdraiden" buttons we were making. But it's really nice that you realize that we are absolutly right in every aspect. It's touching, there's still hope for you yet. The first step to a new sober you is admitting you have a problem!
Keep telling yourself that sport! I'm mainly here to annoy you until you leave. You'll keep making sockpuppets to reply to people for months if the admins let you, long after you've lost the war just because that's who you are! I could start simply replying to your posts with knock knock themed poop jokes and you would still feel the need to spout random sensless inanities mixed with misguided threats that you can't back up on account of your being an ineffectual dweeb. How's that whole "phone call to my ISP" thing working out for you eh? I suppose it would help if you actually had my IP address for starters. You know, little things like that. Or the phone calls to your FBI restaraunt friend? I'm really looking forward to hearing from them. And hey, tell me which one of your lawyer ladyfriends to fill in with the information on your various little spammy hobbies and we'll take care of that one however you like. I'm not really inclined to waste my time calling all around chicago to see if anyone knows your crazy ass otherwise.
Oh noes! you called our publicly identifieable DNS host with a complaint about mean things that some person on the internet said in response to your crackpot spammyness ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WEBSITE! What ever will we do??? They're probably turning off the site right this second! The end is near! Goodby cruel wor... BWahahahahah!!!! OK, no, i can't do that with a straight face. What the fuck Mo? That's really the best idea you have at this point? Do you have any idea how much money a site that large throws at them? Every time I think we see the limits to your stupidity, you still manage to suprise me. You're like one of them Idiot-savants of stupidity, but with more Idiot and less Savant. The best part of the whole thing is how you seem to think that whether you were a good FFXI player matters TO ANYONE at this point. Hell, I'm probably the worst FFXI player ever, I think I got assasinated by my own moogle the one time I ever tried playing, but I bet you good currancy that any linkshell on the planet would take me over your sorry ass if they knew your backstory (except for the few that would take you in just to laugh at you of course) Because you are a Humongously Stupid Asshole of Legendary proportions, and everyone hopes you die in a flaming woodchipper. Also, your crackwhore mother allegedly has intimate relations with unclean farm animals. One of which you called "daddy"
Go ahead. call my ISP. call whoever you like. Tell them the big bad man from the internet said mean things about you! Send the internet police after me! I'll be right here waiting for that day. Meanwhile, you'll still be a stupid crazy mccrazypantshead shit-stain on the internet. You want to try to play hardball again? I'm right here. Bring it on assclown
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