North Korean Sabre Rattling 2013 We Nuclear Baby!

[MaachaQ]

why can't people subtitle their shit ><

anybody know wtf any of that says?

Typical propaganda stuff. Full translation found on a diff page:

Full Translation:

North Korea has succeeded in proceeding with this nuclear test despite the United States' increasingly unfair bully activities against North Korea. That United States that has no respect to others nor appreciation to equality.

It is not incorrect to state that the United States' strong hostility policy and endless violence toward North Korea in the past 70 years has helped North Korea become one of the world's strongest military power states.

Words spoken by the United States, a country that uses the law of jungle as the law of survival for fitness, is meaningless. As a result, North Korea's high level nuclear test conducted against American imperialist invaders is a nuclear deterrent that protects our sovereignty.

Thus, the United States has practically guided North Korea towards nuclear testing and therefore needs to be considered as an American virtue.

North Korea's third underground nuclear test!

Let it be known once more that this is strictly our practical counter-measure for the safety of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea and to protect its sovereignty from the aggressors.

It is also a solemn warning that time is no longer on the side of the United States.

The people are watching.

America should answer.

[Krazy]

America should answer.

[Stanislaw]

Full Translation:

North Korea has succeeded in proceeding with this nuclear test despite the United States' increasingly unfair bully activities against North Korea. That United States that has no respect to others nor appreciation to equality.

It is not incorrect to state that the United States' strong hostility policy and endless violence toward North Korea in the past 70 years has helped North Korea become one of the world's strongest military power states.

Words spoken by the United States, a country that uses the law of jungle as the law of survival for fitness, is meaningless. As a result, North Korea's high level nuclear test conducted against American imperialist invaders is a nuclear deterrent that protects our sovereignty.

Thus, the United States has practically guided North Korea towards nuclear testing and therefore needs to be considered as an American virtue.

North Korea's third underground nuclear test!

Let it be known once more that this is strictly our practical counter-measure for the safety of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea and to protect its sovereignty from the aggressors.

It is also a solemn warning that time is no longer on the side of the United States.

The people are watching.

America should answer.

I don't even know where to begin with this one, lol

[Ragnus]

I'm pretty sure we invaded Iraq TWICE for less than this.

[Byrthnoth]

Obligatory "No oil or money in North Korea, bro"

[Hyan]

I don't even know where to begin with this one, lol

To be fair, their military is no joke.

[Athas]

Obligatory "No oil or money in North Korea, bro"

South Korea doesn't even want NK.

[archibaldcrane]

To be fair, their military is no joke.

Well, for a ground invasion of Seoul, sure, and that's not to be understated.

For anything else...not really.

[Dotsudoku]

Serious question: at what point can we just say enough is enough and just nuke them? Or would that just put SK(/Japan?) in too much danger to be realistic?

It's not as if there would be any collateral damage. Everyone is brainwashed to the point of no return

[archibaldcrane]

...

get out

[Dotsudoku]

Are they not the nation that regularly threatens other nations? With the population that literally worships their leader?

What's the problem?

If there's some reason to believe that some of these people are mentally salvageable, by all means.. but otherwise

[kuronosan]

No, seriously. Get out.

[Dotsudoku]

Don't they threaten nuclear strikes on us.. like, regularly?

I'm missing something

If I'm completely wrong about them actually being a nuclear threat, point it out. I don't throw around "nuke 'em" casually

[archibaldcrane]

Don't they threaten nuclear strikes on us.. like, regularly?

They don't have trans-pacific strike capability.

So it's not much of a threat, and definitely not something we should be nuking a nation of 24 million with a population density similar to the state of maryland over.

You're a psychopath.

[Dotsudoku]

They don't have trans-pacific strike capability

And if they did? That wouldn't change the facts?

I'm working under the (mis)apprehension that, if that were the case, it'd be nearly all of those 24 million people supporting the decision to kill us all

[archibaldcrane]

And if they did? That wouldn't change the facts?

You're the one talking about nuking them now.

[shaggnix]

they'd have to make a successful nuclear strike first i imagine (sorry Cali!!). then there would be shameless glassing fo' sho'. a failed but clearly-intended-for-the-US nuclear strike might do it.

[Dotsudoku]

You're the one talking about nuking them now.

Because of the misapprehension I elaborated upon. The fact that I was apparently very wrong.. Completely changes my perspective

OP was in the form of a question for the purpose of creating a window to point out grave errors

[BaneTheBrawler]

In this day and age, any nation that uses nukes in a pre-emptive strike is going to have every possible sanction imposed on them, be kicked out of the UN/etc and be vilified by the entire rest of the world for centuries to come. Assuming they somehow dodge starting World War 3.

[Dotsudoku]

Fair enough.

Suffice to say, disregard initial question. Wasn't aware that they posed so little actual threat