Super Bowl XLVII: 'Deer-antler Spray To the Mouth' Sounds Pretty Sexy

[Mertron]

threw out my back at work yesterday, on painkillers still in an assload of pain watching the Super Bowl laying down on the couch at my sisters house

reporting for duty

[Plow]

and btw:

me: lol @ rhino talking all that shit about frank gore being old and worthless when he was 26, he sure knows how to make himself look stupid

rhino: wutevr man teh run gaem don't matter

me: lol then why did they run considerably more than they passed?

rhino: herpityderpitydooo

[Mertron]

I am hoping for a high scoring game so i win gridiron playoff challenge

[Cail]

this argument:

[Plow]

I wanna thank you for saving me keystrokes.

so what you're saying is running more than passing doesn't make you a team that runs more than passes, just look at this team that passes 120 more times than runs, nobody considers them run heavy


it's amazing how much like a dead mouse you really are

[Nephlite]

Drawing straws at the beginning of the week for admin duties today. Get first draw this week because last week I missed it due to shit and get it. Everyone else is like "Dawww... you get desk. We'll bring you doughnuts and coffee." Didn't remind them that today was Superbowl Sunday till yesterday. Got 8 guys begging me to switch assignments today and politely give them the finger and not so politely the end of my gun if they tried to pull rank to get desk today.

No matter. Unscrewed the TV in the break room from it's mount (destroying half the dry-wall in the process because it was put up incorrectly and moved it in to the office infront of the admin desk. Unhooked the phone from the wall and also put that on the desk. Raided the snack machine for drinks, chips and dip (that's probably been in there unfridgerated for months) and set up the wings the wife made for me on the desk platter-style. Took a picture of it and sent it to the group. Got text message replies of unclipped weapons and the various things that will happen to me after shift.

No matter. In it for the long-haul boys! Go whoever! Don't even care about this Superbowl because no-Redskins. Section chief is a Baltimore fan and is sitting on a street corner freezing his ass off.

[Rhinox]

and btw:

me: lol @ rhino talking all that shit about frank gore being old and worthless when he was 26, he sure knows how to make himself look stupid

rhino: wutevr man teh run gaem don't matter

me: lol then why did they run considerably more than they passed?

rhino: herpityderpitydooo

[Verb]

Totally. But I think instead, we should ask Should I get the fuck out? You should answer yes.

Don't have to be a douche about it. If talking trash on a forum over a basic suggestion I made, You must not have it in you to do it in person. You made me cry. Wah.

Aside from that, to keep on the subject of the thread, Ravens win. Emotional and heart is what they got and that's what will win it for them. Even though 49ers got more talent.

[Plow]

this argument:

dammit cail can't you see I'm busy smacking my dead mouse around?

I can't help it, he's just so helpless and yet so enticing.

[Rhinox]

so what you're saying is running more than passing doesn't make you a team that runs more than passes, just look at this team that passes 120 more times than runs, nobody considers them run heavy


it's amazing how much like a dead mouse you really are

In todays game you run to set up the pass not the other way around.

You take away Colin Kaepernick ability to throw the ball you have the Minnesota vikings playoff run

[Plow]

Take away either team's ability to run and you have the bears.

[Plow]

You know, the team that got beaten out pretty much by Adrian Peterson by himself.

[Rhinox]

I can't help it, he's just so helpless and yet so enticing.

[Mertron]

since I'm immobilized I will sit here and call props all night

starting with under 2:15 anthem

[Cail]

Ravens ftw

[Rhinox]

Take away either team's ability to run and you have the bears.

[Cail]

since I'm immobilized I will sit here and call props all night

starting with under 2:15 anthem

whos singing?

[Rhinox]

Seriously though I can't Believe Plow says both Joe Flacco and Colin Kaepernick are terrible and should essentially kiss the tips of both Frank gore and Ray Rice's dick for being in this game.

[Plow]

yeah, that's exactly what my arguments were doing


what's the difference between the 9ers without kaepernick and the bears?


the niners still make the playoffs

[Cail]

homemade potato skins. winner