2013 NFL Off-season Thread: pretty sure someone is gonna die today

[Chun Liroy]

Roy E Williams has a pretty punchable face imo

[AidenCarby]

Would swing on Cutty, can't lie.

[Moss]

This entire draft class is undersized

props to liroy as this was a solid joke

[Chun Liroy]

Well let's see how long this lasts

[Rhinox]

and its gone

[Abandon]

And then Dickie Sherman, but Silverback Williams already be me to the..... punch.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

you forgot fatliff

[Cail]

Steven Jackson's record-setting career with the St. Louis Rams could be coming to an end.

Jackson, the Rams' career rushing leader, plans to void the final year of his contract to become a free agent March 12, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported Monday.

Jackson has topped 1,000 yards rushing for eight seasons running. But with his 30th birthday approaching in July, the Rams appeared uninterested in giving Jackson a lucrative extension beyond the 2013 season. When the sides were unable to reach agreement before last season, the Rams gave Jackson the ability to void his deal in March 2013.

Jackson is scheduled to earn $7 million in salary for the 2013 season. It's unclear whether the Rams would have kept Jackson on their roster at that price. The team drafted running backs Isaiah Pead and Daryl Richardson a year ago. Richardson in particular showed promise right away, rushing for 475 yards with a 4.8-yard average.

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[Xajii]

props to liroy as this was a solid joke

Stolen from the top comment of the Reddit thread lol...

[Bregor]

Would swing on Cutty, can't lie.

[Headspace]

http://s2.postimage.org/gozvo0lxl/eisen.png

[Cail]

Nnamdi Asomugha ate lunch in his car during practices instead of eating with his teammates last season, WIP Radio in Philadelphia reported Tuesday.

WIP Radio's Hollis Thomas, who played for the Eagles from 1996 to 2005, reported the information, citing unnamed sources, who told Thomas that Asomugha chose to eat in his car in order to secure some "me time" during the season.

The Eagles have asked Asomugha to restructure his contract or they will release him, league sources have told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.

DRAM TRAM

[Moss]

http://s2.postimage.org/gozvo0lxl/eisen.png

lmao

Stolen from the top comment of the Reddit thread lol...

solid stolen* joke then

[Moss]

in combine news, Eric Reid tore up the combine with the top vertical and broad jump among DBs and fast 40

the Honey Badger ran a solid 4.50 and reportedly looked really good in the positional drills. fairly shitty vert and broad jump though. last projection I saw was round 3-4

[Chun Liroy]

Stolen from the top comment of the Reddit thread lol...

Well let's see how long this lasts

10 hours

[Bregor]

the Honey Badger ran a solid 4.50 and reportedly looked really good in the positional drills. fairly shitty vert and broad jump though. last projection I saw was round 3-4

Would love him at the top of round 3. Might be a project but the Brownies had good luck with Josh Gordon and I'm always in a gambling mood.

[Moss]

nigga can ball, that's never been a question. I definitely think he is worth the risk after the 2nd round

[Cail]

Jacoby Jones is this years NFL addition to Dancing With the Stars

[tyven]

AND HE WILL BE MAGICAL

[Lordender]

http://www.trbimg.com/img-512d02e8/t...130226-001/350

Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant mugshot.

LOL

[Mizango]

The thing I noticed about Mathieu is that he is short, slow and while he had lots of interceptions, he is a shitty cover DB. Watched him close in those games vs USC and against Jeffrey, Cunningham and the likes of Tori Gurley and he would get crushed. Hell, even teams like MSU and Ole Miss, while getting smoked back in 2011-2012, their receivers routinely torched him. Hes a gambler and jumps routes, that is the ONLY reason his pick totals are always so high.

Not impressive for the drama you get for the money