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  1. #801
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    Quote Originally Posted by tancients View Post
    Not if you have to rush to the ER because you're bleeding too much...
    I think I read on here about a woman who had her periods back to back due to having a weird cycle and anemia.

    But no, I was talking about trading our vaginas for the old-fashioned model. That has periods and cramps instead of dilation. lol

  2. #802
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    You are Mazmaz.

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    But then you could get preggers Niro, and that isn't cool or fun. Keep your baby free vadge. Your pussy is perfect as it is now. (Maybe not now now, but you know, after it all heals up and can take a pounding.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuitton View Post
    But then you could get preggers Niro, and that isn't cool or fun. Keep your baby free vadge. Your pussy is perfect as it is now. (Maybe not now now, but you know, after it all heals up and can take a pounding.)
    Condoms and birth control like everyone else. I may not dream of being pregnant, but little hands tightly clasped to my shirt/pants/dress and having my own little row of ducklings that I get to sit down with and feed definitely give me the warm fuzzies. Wanting them to look like me and be "mine" is part of the whole deal, I don't think I would adopt.

    Also, far from perfect, but still the best money can buy, would've done nothing differently, etc.

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    Did you perchance set aside some of your little fellas? w/modern technology it's still theoretically possible for you to have biological kids. If you wanted to have two or more you and your man could take turns being the biological parent.

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    Even if she didnt, given the way modern technology is progressing, it probably wont be long until they could just take some of her skin cells and mix her DNA with a future hubby in a donated ovary devoid of DNA to make a baby that's biologically both of theirs. ...Although you would have to find a surrogate mother to raise it to term. (given we haven't found a way to simply grow a replacement vag for you before then.)

    They've already found a way to mix three peoples DNA into one egg, and we've already started on the whole replacement organ thing, though nothing complicated yet. So I wouldnt give up hope on having your own kids just yet nirokun!

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    Life finds a way.


    cue Jurassic Park theme

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    I didn't know niro was rich

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    Did you perchance set aside some of your little fellas? w/modern technology it's still theoretically possible for you to have biological kids. If you wanted to have two or more you and your man could take turns being the biological parent.
    I wanted to, and looked into it. But it was like in the thousands? to keep them banked, and I didn't make enough money at the time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Psion View Post
    So I wouldnt give up hope on having your own kids just yet nirokun!
    I've already let it go. I don't want to be a single parent and I don't think I will be in a relationship for a while, and even then, there's a lot I would want to do and be before I had kids. I think that by the time I finished playing catch-up, I'd be too old to be a "good" parent and be active and involved in the life of my children. I think it's a better idea to be an awesome aunt (when my brother finally has kids, we're still waiting on that), and just have dogs.

    It's not something that just happens like it does to other people, so there's no "well now I'm pregnant, lets get ready to be parents". Also, if I ever decided adoption would be an option, that's ridiculously expensive...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    You are Mazmaz.
    loooool

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    My mom was 40 when she had me, and was a good mother. just throwin' that out there.

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    I guess we solved the mystery of your shitty disease

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    yours remains a mystery

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    yours remains a mystery
    winner, I fucking lost it

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    yours remains a mystery
    Bane won the fucking thread, and there wasn't even a competition.

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    goddamn rofl

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    yours remains a mystery

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    You guys circle jerk each others jokes way too much lately, it wasn't that funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fievel View Post
    You guys circle jerk each others jokes way too much lately, it wasn't that funny.
    Yeah, it kinda was.

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