The Best/Worst of the Internet

**Charismatic** · 2013-03-08 22:17

But then again... this is my idea of best.

***Blarg*** · 2013-03-09 00:54

I did an IP trace using a GUI interface in visual basic and I found out that Get Out is actually Ksandra, or MazMaz. Whichever one we hate more.

**Milkster** · 2013-03-09 01:05

Continuum was a pseudoscientific magazine published by an activist group of the same name who denied the existence of HIV/AIDS. It addressed issues related to HIV/AIDS, AIDS denialism, alternative medicine, pseudoscience and themes of interest to the LGBT community.

Continuum promoted the idea that AIDS was a conspiracy and was not related to HIV. Wells believed that the fear of AIDS was based on homophobia, not science.[6]

It went out of print in 2001, after all the editors passed away from AIDS

Ironic.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2013-03-10 04:05

http://np.reddit.com/r/gaybros/comme...o_nsfw/c8sr0kt

read all of it, the whole dang thing

**Kiarax** · 2013-03-10 04:21

I've been to places like /r/bigdickproblems before. They are just long-form teasing of other more serious small-sized-men support forums. Disgraceful. I went to that sub and now i feel nothing but hurt...fuck i'm gonna have to deal with this in my head all month no, those whiny fucking privileged bastard jerks! FUCK THEM ALL!

**Mertron** · 2013-03-10 12:06

Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass

http://np.reddit.com/r/gaybros/comme...o_nsfw/c8sr0kt

read all of it, the whole dang thing

Martin Luther King of small-penised people or whatever

Like motherfuckers are tryna jerk off over here and you're coming in talking like you're gonna start a little dick revolution or something

I'm just here for the porn and now you've distracted me from jerking off with all your yapping. That's rude bro. That's disrespectful.

:>

**Mertron** · 2013-03-10 12:08

i need to start calling whiners the "martin luther king of (fill in the blank)", brilliant

**Milkster** · 2013-03-12 01:29

http://deadspin.com/warning-if-you-t...ium=socialflow

**Mertron** · 2013-03-12 01:42

wow

**Abandon** · 2013-03-12 02:17

rofl

**Rhyis.** · 2013-03-12 02:27

"don't ever troll a guy who makes his living by punching people in the face"

Sage advice right there.

**Tajin** · 2013-03-12 08:41

Nice haha

**Conrad** · 2013-03-12 08:50

I was at a smelly petting zoo, there was this gumball machine that was filled with feed. I purchased about two quarters worth of it and started hand feeding the sheep . I was about 15 at the time and the sheep's warm wet tongues really made my head spin,and as a result,I got a throbbing boner. So I drop my little handful of grain on the ground and tried to conceal my boner with my slobbery hands.
I then exited the gate leaning forward to hide my boner. after a few steps things cooled down and I decided to walk to the portable shit house. But they were all occupied, so my quest for privacy continued to the trailer where they transport the animals. I look around to see if the coast is clear and I then climb onto the trailer . I go to the very back of the trailer and start to fap. (Keep in mind that I haven't washed my hands after I hand fed sheep) I finished on a pile of hay and walk out unnoticed. I felt like James Bond
A week later my genitals get warts and itch like fuck. My mother asked me why i scratch so much. She then made a appointment for me to go see the DOC. I see the DOC and he asked me if I was sexually active and things of that nature. My mother was in the office at the time and I try to come up with a smooth story. my dumb ass said "I took a dump without using the paper lining in a public restroom". He nods and tells me to "drop em its ok I'm a trained professional" I drop my pants and he/ mother sees my dick. It looks like that red thing with one eye from that show yo gabba gabba. He tells me and my mother that I had a condition called HSV-2. My mother thought I was banging chicks and was going hysterical in the doctors office. She started saying shit about me losing my innocence at a young age and should have used a rubber.
I should have stuck to my guns about the toilet and the lack of seat covers, but I was weak, and had to confess. I told them everything that happened at the petting zoo. The fapping in the trailer, the not washing my hands before hand, and that I had gotten aroused by sheep licking my hands. She has never looked at me the same way again. Turkey dinners with the family are now awkward as fuck.

**shepardG** · 2013-03-12 09:08

Lol

**Abandon** · 2013-03-12 09:15

where the fuck do you guys find this shit, lol

**dejet** · 2013-03-12 10:01

Originally Posted by Abandon

where the fuck do you guys find this shit, lol

the internet.

**Abandon** · 2013-03-12 10:18

**Cail** · 2013-03-12 15:32

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2...rthy_video.php

**Get Out** · 2013-03-12 16:10

**shepardG** · 2013-03-12 16:19

LMAO

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