Alien: Covenant (May 19, 2017)

[thetruepandagod]

in this movie at least they are probably just on an intergalactic swingers cruise. they just tryna fuck otherworldly ya dig

I'm holding out hope for this cuz of based danny mc.

[Salodin]

I imagine they expect to make the planet their own, or expect it to already be ready to be their own, and don't wear suits cause they gotta deal with it anyways?

[Xno Kappa]

Everything in this movie screams stupid retard settings lmao. Enjoy trying to justify retards doing retard shit.

[Xno Kappa]

2deep4u amirite for this fucktarded movie? Just calling it now.

[thetruepandagod]

I imagine they expect to make the planet their own, or expect it to already be ready to be their own, and don't wear suits cause they gotta deal with it anyways?

This would make sense if we somehow as a civilization mastered space travel without ever learning about bacteria.

[thetruepandagod]

We haven't even touched on the alien trying to headbutt through reinforced glass. At it's absolute most mindless and action based(Aliens) we still had them being reliant on stealth and sabotage with them cutting power and coming out of vents etc, or giving us scenes like this.


Now we have full body broad daylight juggernaut mode rage aliens. They seem to have become infinitely more mindless than even the somewhat criticized Aliens xenos.


Even in the mess that was alien resurrection they murdered one of their own using acid to eat through the floor rather than head bashing the glass to get to their overseer.

[Weltall]

Oh man, I almost forgot about that scene. A thing of beauty @_@

[tyven]

At what point do corporations stop trying to weaponize xenomorphs?

[thetruepandagod]

At what point do corporations stop trying to weaponize xenomorphs?

Until it works god damnit.

[Nekonaruto]

Maybe stating the obvious...but you guys know this is a prequel, right? So technically...they're doing stupid shit in space for the second time. http://alienanthology.wikia.com/wiki...verse_Timeline

[Tyrath]

And they probably don't even know about the xenomorph from Prometheus, do they?

[Krandor]

And outside of Ripley almost no one was aware of the existence of the xenomorphs in the original movies until they actually saw them.

[thetruepandagod]

I bet they don't even realize these movies take place in space!

[thetruepandagod]

And outside of Ripley almost no one was aware of the existence of the xenomorphs in the original movies until they actually saw them.

WHAT ARE THE SHIPS RULES I ASK OF YOU?

Let infected persons into ship y/n? Doesn't matter if it was barney the god damn space dinosaur or a xenomorph the initial reaction from everyone not Ripley has been laughably stupid to make up for the inability of the script writer to create a realistic situation in which conflict would arise beyond stupidity.

[Krandor]

I totally get what you're saying, but this movie has Fassbender and Kenny Fuckin Powers. How it could be anything but amazing is beyond me.

[Kalmado]

still hyped.

[chazzyphizzle]

probably gonna be even worse than prometheus but as mentioned it has fassdonger and kenny powers (and to a lesser extent james franco) so ill still watch it

[thetruepandagod]

I totally get what you're saying, but this movie has Fassbender and Kenny Fuckin Powers. How it could be anything but amazing is beyond me.

Mcbride excels in comedy which this is not(?), and fassypoo did nothing to alleviate the level of shit that prometheus was.

[Xno Kappa]

Fassbender, injecting your water resources with black who the fuck knows goo cuz reasons!

[thetruepandagod]

Was testin for weyland bruh.