2013 NHL Off-Season Thread: Bluefan's Own Personal Crying Game!

[bluefan]

Was waiting for this haha.

[BadKarma]

Kevin Paul Dupont ‏@GlobeKPD 3m

Redden remains possible signee.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bori]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ugggh, Ference please don't go, that sucks.

[bori]

@NHLBruins: Chiarelli said in addition to Patrice having the broken rib, torn cartilage, separated shoulder, he also had a small hole in his lung ^CS

Fucking nuts.

[Callisto]

Was waiting for this haha.

Shaw F-bombs were the best part

[isladar]

Does anyone know if the parade will be televised / streamed?

[Deader2818]

I seem to remember Brown getting a lot of flack last year for dropping an f bomb.

[vagus]

Take a look at cap geek and anyone near cap with a lot of contracts to sign are good choices for buy outs.

Example, Canucks have 47k in cap space with only 17 players signed. Booth and Ballard are good targets for a buy out.

Luongo gets traded for a DP and a player with a shitty contract. Canucks buy him out. As I stated before, 1st round DP and a large contract.

Woot, let the drama beging. Owner is Italian and so is the new coach. Lots of pasta meals incoming for the Canucks.

[Selamis]

Does anyone know if the parade will be televised / streamed?

I would assume so, but haven't heard anything at all yet. They're being so secretive about everything so far for some reason. All we know for sure is that it starts at the UC and ends in Grant Park, and they said 11 am. Didn't say if the parade starts at 11 or if they're getting to Grant Park by 11, don't know the route. Ridiculous. Gonna have to get on like a 6 or 7 am train to go down there at this rate, lol.

[vagus]

Wow Patrice Bergeron on top of his other injuries also had a hole in his lungs. Broken man.

[Brill Weave]

Sooner or later Bergeron is going to die on the ice.

[KoalaTrap]

Wow this needs to be reposted on the new page. My favorite part is either Rask's Kill Bill-esque blood spraying from his ass or the raccoons on Hossa's leg (to signify he was numb?!?!)

As far as Bergeron. I coulda sworn he was at least early 30s and was shocked that he's only 27. Damn guy has been on the B's forever and definitely the next cap after Chara is done. How did he even move with broken ribs and a hole in his lung? Pain killers can help some yeah but he must have been in lots of pain every shift.

[Cutriss]

Jagr will not be returning to the Bruins

Still happy I have my Bruins Jagr jersey.

[bori]

Still happy I have my Bruins Jagr jersey.

I'm lookin to get a 3rd Boychuk Jersey soon. I just love the logo on the 3rd:

http://product.images.fansedge.com/51-82/51-82634-F.jpg

[Cutriss]

I'm lookin to get a 3rd Boychuk Jersey soon. I just love the logo on the 3rd:

http://product.images.fansedge.com/51-82/51-82634-F.jpg

Yeah, that's what I'm planning to get for my next. Probably Rask, so that'll make Rask, Campbell, and Jagr.

[Mote]

Penguin news: Have made a qualifying offer to Tyler Kennedy...

[Chinch]

So how long until San Jose makes offers to Bryan Bickell, Viktor Stalberg, Nick Leddy, Marcus Kruger, heck... maybe they want Michael Handzus back since now he's big pimpin' in Chicago. I expect big bad Bob McKenzie to make some announcements soon!

[Selamis]

Kane at a bar last night:
http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/xXi....jpg_large.jpg



Kane at the same bar, wearing a Unicorn Mask:
http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/9n...KANENENENE.jpg


Toews doing something...(dancing?), and drinking from the biggest bottle of champagne ever:

https://vine.co/v/hzghZEaLXQh

Dunno if you can direct link Vine but everything I tried didn't work so...lol

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-pu...200843754.html

[BadKarma]

Woot, let the drama beging. Owner is Italian and so is the new coach. Lots of pasta meals incoming for the Canucks.

Fuuuuuuckkkk you

[Richybear]

So Bryz's agent said he'd "actively consider" the possibility of Ilya coming to Edmonton. Maybe he can tell his space satellites to warm up the weather here so it's not winter 8 months of the year like he was talking about in his "Heff to be mad" interview.