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    2013 NHL Off-Season Thread: Bluefan's Own Personal Crying Game!

    Welp, another season is officially in the books. And those books contain a bunch of F-bombs, because they're now partially written by Andrew Shaw. The upside to the lockout is that the draft is only six days after the end of the Finals, and free agency begins just six days after that.

    Per usual, all of the tools you need for the off-season:

    Capgeek: http://capgeek.com - The single most important site of the offseason.

    Twitters to follow for hockey news:

    Bob McKenzie: @TSNBobMcKenzie
    Darren Dreger: @DarrenDreger
    Pierre LeBrun: @Real_ESPNLeBrun
    Scott Burnside: @ESPN_Burnside

    And the important reminders that you'll need to keep congnizance of during the summer:
    • 'Re-signed' and 'resigned' are two completely different, and actually pretty goddamn opposite concepts. If you use these interchangeably, I will have you banned until the regular season starts.
    • Your team just hired that coach you hate, so don't be suprised when they also sign that player you hate.
    • Glen Sather and Paul Holmgrem still haven't settled their bet to see who could make the single roster move that is so ridiculous that people will finally realize they're actually devious prank-loving imps wearing people-suits.
    • Nick Lidstrom still isn't coming back. At least, I don't think he is...duh duh daaaahhhhh
    • If Patrick Kane offers to buy you a drink, make sure you don't leave it unattended.
    So have at it with your predictions and prognostications and prostate exams or whatever; and let's all be glad to know that next season will actually start on time(cough*SuckItJeremyJacobs*cough).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cail View Post
    Ok Bruins, I dont hate you as much anymore

    http://espn.go.com/boston/nhl/story/...e-tickets-life
    lol this morning I was like 'cool, no lockout this time...wait, Jeremy Jacobs almost got a Cup this year, FUCK YOU STILL, BOSTON'

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    316 days til Penguins 4th franchise stanley cup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sepukku View Post
    316 days til Penguins 4th franchise stanley cup.
    Did I miss a deal overnight where they got a real goalie and defense?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    Did I miss a deal overnight where they got a real goalie and defense?
    yeah we traded fleury for emory and keith; you're fucked now

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    This thread title sucks. Also, CAPS

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    FOR FUCKS' SAKE !!!
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    Once more we shall start the optimistic hope of reaching the playoffs. No where to go but up from here...AGAIN!

    Bwahahaha...haha...hah..../whimper

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    Not in your new division, lol, gonna be real hard I think until you get some more pieces in place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cail View Post
    This thread title sucks. Also, CAPS
    look it's not my fault GMGM didn't pull a buyout trigger yet

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    HEY LOOK I'M POSTING IN A NON-PLAYOFF THREAD

    Glendale considering selling/leasing City Hall just to pay the NHL and keep the Yotes.

    Gods why

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selamis View Post
    Not in your new division, lol, gonna be real hard I think until you get some more pieces in place.
    This year, I play the underdog overachieves card!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    look it's not my fault GMGM didn't pull a buyout trigger yet
    Shoulda went with Izzys quote!

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    oh-ho!

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    ugh, no more games for months this world sucks.

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    FOR FUCKS' SAKE !!!
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    And what the fuck Chicago.

    Stop raining.

    I can understand calls about soaked papers, but calling in just to complain their paper wasn't double wrapped but still dry?!

    You Hawks won the Cup, surely you can do something about the weather too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cutriss View Post
    HEY LOOK I'M POSTING IN A NON-PLAYOFF THREAD

    Glendale considering selling/leasing City Hall just to pay the NHL and keep the Yotes.

    Gods why
    I'm all for keeping the Coyotes in Phoenix, but fuck the city of Glendale. They need to move the team back to Phoenix proper and not out in the middle of nowhere so people will actually go to games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluefan View Post
    You Hawks won the Cup, surely you can do something about the weather too.
    If they could do something about the weather, surely they would've made better ice for Game 6, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cutriss View Post
    If they could do something about the weather, surely they would've made better ice for Game 6, eh?
    Bruins building, Bruins problems.

    Hawks omnipotent power only works in their territories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluefan View Post
    Bruins building, Bruins problems.

    Hawks omnipotent power only works in their territories.
    why dont you just get a waterproof bicycle basket? problem solved

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluefan View Post
    This year, I play the underdog overachieves card!
    Acceptable

    Quote Originally Posted by bluefan View Post
    And what the fuck Chicago.

    Stop raining.

    I can understand calls about soaked papers, but calling in just to complain their paper wasn't double wrapped but still dry?!

    You Hawks won the Cup, surely you can do something about the weather too.
    Yea for real, far north suburbs are like all under water right now lol, Crystal Lake and Barrington have a ton of reports of houses being flooded. Headed right for downtown too, thankfully it's not in the western suburbs where I'm at.


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