A Very Important Deodorant Poll.

[Boyiee]

well, I did end up using it again later lol.

[Odesseiron]

This makes me think of the poll I asked in spam a couple times, years ago.

If you are at work and take a particularly nasty shit, where you're wiping for ages and stuff keeps getting left on the tp, do you go wad up some paper towels, and damp them up with warm/cold water and then proceed to wipe with those and then the regular tp until you're clean? Cause I sure as hell do. I don't want all that shit (no pun intended) sitting there. I think that's the problem a lot of times. Or they're so fat they can't properly wipe.

Or if you're home, take a shower immediately after.

Either way, it's gross. WIPE YO SHIT.

[RKenshin]

I don't care if I have to sit there wiping with sandpaper for 30-minutes, I go at it until there isn't a single molecule of shit on my TP.

[Vuitton]

Shave your asshole and increase your fiber intake (try metamucil). Most of the time when I take a shit now my first wipe is the only wipe, and often the first wipe has nothing on it! Love having a clean hole.

I bought these the other day also and I love them. They smell like peppermint and have chamomile and aloe in them. It also leaves a fresh feeling and slight menthol tingle.

https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/one-wipe-charlies

[Chun Liroy]

Cream soda is gonna wind up with athletes foot on his balls at this rate.

[shaddix]

I don't care if I have to sit there wiping with sandpaper for 30-minutes, I go at it until there isn't a single molecule of shit on my TP.

Hahaha holy shit that is great. I have given up on TP. I just get in the shower now.

[Penthesilea]

Shave your asshole and increase your fiber intake (try metamucil). Most of the time when I take a shit now my first wipe is the only wipe, and often the first wipe has nothing on it! Love having a clean hole.

I bought these the other day also and I love them. They smell like peppermint and have chamomile and aloe in them. It also leaves a fresh feeling and slight menthol tingle.

https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/one-wipe-charlies

I second the metamucil and moist wipes. The only bad thing about the metamucil is the turds float and are of some of the most foulest smelling things ever.

[Rhyis.]

Hairy ass keeps the gay away. Would never change.

[Tajin]

Hairy ass keeps the gay away. Would never change.

This + what Ruke said + shower if shit hits the fan.

[Abandon]

how is your shit hitting the fan, you and bane should compare notes

[Rhyis.]

[Vuitton]

Hairy ass keeps the gay away. Would never change.

It'll keep a few gays away. A lot of gays love hairy asses. See: the Bear community.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_culture)

Nothing wrong with a hairy ass. It just makes wiping a PITA. Who has time to shower after every dump? What if you're at work? Nobody got time for that.

[Rhyis.]

Dudes asses would have be jungles to actually require a shower after a shit. I don't want to know what you bitches are eating to make your shits that soft.

[vagus]

If your shit smells really bad stop eating so much meat and fatty foods. Balanced diets yo! If its too soft, get your fibre up. Also if you're not going at least once a day something is up.

[Ksandra]

Looks like a lot of people in this thread need a:

http://media.mercola.com/assets/imag...ilet-bidet.jpg

[Abandon]

lol

[BerenTebogo]

"Stop eating meat"

Directed at some of the most frequent posters in the BG fitness thread.

Lol.

[Mertron]

Looks like a lot of people in this thread need a:

http://media.mercola.com/assets/imag...ilet-bidet.jpg

these things are awful and you are awful

[Churchill]

menthol bottle only burns if you let it catch air. your feet should basically never burn because you should sock right after. when you menthol in the crotchal region and you catch that breeze tho, youre in for a nice pick me up

[Abandon]

guessing this nigga powdered up, then ran around swinging around thinking about how good he was going to feel later... then BLAM