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  1. 2014-01-02 12:45 #1501
    Ksandra
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    I didn't know we were supposed to hate this guy but:







    seems like he's handling things well.
  2. 2014-01-02 13:41 #1502
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    Double Dragon

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    Just to summarize what we've learnt:

    He's bisexual. He's attractive. He's lives in a threesome. He likes fisting others and being fisted. He likes putting things down his urethra. He casually mentions the time six people had sex with him simultaneously. He shoots 12 times when he cums. Straight men magically turn bicurious around him.
    And on top of that, he has two penises.

    Well played, God. Good to know you didn't waste that extra penis on a prude.
    http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment...o_penises_ama/
  3. 2014-01-02 14:45 #1503
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    What the fucking fuck to that double dragon.

    http://longboxgraveyard.files.wordpr...he-streams.jpg
  4. 2014-01-02 16:48 #1504
    Aksannyi
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    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!
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    Holy shit that is cool. I kinda wanna meet him lol.
  5. 2014-01-02 19:51 #1505
    Libentina
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    Im kinda obsessed now.....Gonna have to go on a world quest to find a 4 legged man of my own to share with the hubs....Fucking jelly is an understatement! Imagine all the fun you could have with him!! wooooooo!!!!
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  6. 2014-01-02 20:29 #1506
    Waraji
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    XLII Title: She asked me if I had Diphallia.
  7. 2014-01-02 21:29 #1507
    Kerberoz
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    Imagine trying to piss with double morning wood.

    unrelated
  8. 2014-01-02 23:15 #1508
    Darkslitter
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    So my cousins made this agreement about a decade ago when they were about 8 and 9. I call it the "Poot-Cocksucker" Agreement. Can you guess who was the smarter of the two cousins?

  9. 2014-01-02 23:51 #1509
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    whatever cocksucker
  10. 2014-01-03 00:37 #1510
    Sylvrdragon
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    They're coming to take me away. Ha Ha!
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    There's something terrifying about an 8/9 year old who includes an exponential gain in a contract with another 8/9 year old.
  11. 2014-01-03 00:40 #1511
    Mertron
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    my question is about the 5 at the top of the page. were there four previous contracts? is that the fifth draft?
  12. 2014-01-03 02:18 #1512
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  13. 2014-01-03 02:45 #1513
    Shaano
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  14. 2014-01-03 07:41 #1514
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  15. 2014-01-03 10:26 #1515
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  16. 2014-01-03 15:03 #1516
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaano View Post
    Felt like I was watching a scene from Transformers 8
  17. 2014-01-03 17:02 #1517
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  18. 2014-01-03 17:14 #1518
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  19. 2014-01-03 21:45 #1519
    Dimmauk
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  20. 2014-01-03 23:23 #1520
    Cream Soda
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    Posted this on 4chan
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    and got these as responses

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