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  1. #1641

    Oh are we doing hilarious men sending messages to a "girl" on a dating site? I should go take some screen caps of my old OKC profile then for shits and giggles. Every time I log in, just so it says "online in the last 24 hours" about 20+ new messages roll in.
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    That's just from a quick login back in like October/November I wanna say. I'll post in a few days how many I get from only having signed in for a couple of seconds to take that screen shot. And that's with the busted face and uglification that BG claims I am. Boys be desperate for dat slay.

  2. #1642
    I'm more gentle than I look.
    Mr. Feathers AKA Mr. Striations
    All hail Lord Yamcha

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    I'm thinking of making a second profile and telling them I'm only 15 and the profile says 18 because that's the lowest setting it has and see what kinda responses I get.

  3. #1643
    Bagel
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    There is a Online Dating thread somewhere deep in General that Archibaldcrane had a lot of interesting input for. I've been using OKC for awhile now, and all of those messages are exactly what I won't send to a girl I might be interested in. In general, I don't say Hi/Hey/Hello at all, I just ask a question relating to something on their profile. I don't compliment them or praise them or say anything about our match%. I feel it must be kind of creepy to get random compliments from dudes that don't even know you but have only looked at your pictures and glanced at your profile.


    An unrelated picture to go with my text.




    Picture is of NH Governor Maggie Hassan endorsing the new official Old Man of the Mountain Vodka.

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    i must be tired or CS just cracks me up, loving the "kind of" catfishing going on here


  5. #1645
    Can you spare some gil?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shenrien View Post
    What's the story on this one? Google Image Search has nothing.

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    Black Rock City in Nevada, USA also known as Burning Man Festival.

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    That was my first guess, but then I didn't think it could possibly be that populous during the event. I thought it was a refugee camp or something. Holy fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xantavia View Post
    Worst picture ever. It's supposed to be +45, 0/10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clash Perez View Post
    What's the story on this one? Google Image Search has nothing.


    http://skiffyandfanty.files.wordpres...cker-man21.jpg

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  13. #1653
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    Gympie-Gympie



    North Queensland road surveyor A.C. Macmillan was among the first to document the effects of a stinging tree, reporting to his boss in 1866 that his packhorse “was stung, got mad, and died within two hours”. Similar tales abound in local folklore of horses jumping in agony off cliffs and forestry workers drinking themselves silly to dull the intractable pain.

    Writing to Marina in 1994, Australian ex-serviceman Cyril Bromley described falling into a stinging tree during mili­tary training on the tableland in World War II. Strapped to a hospital bed for three weeks and administered all manner of unsuccessful treatments, he was sent “as mad as a cut snake” by the pain. Cyril also told of an officer shooting himself after using a stinging-tree leaf for “toilet purposes”.

    He’s had too many stings to count but Ernie Rider will never forget the day in 1963 that he was slapped in the face, arms and chest by a stinging tree. “I remember it feeling like there were giant hands trying to squash my chest,” he said. “For two or three days the pain was almost unbearable; I couldn’t work or sleep, then it was pretty bad pain for another fortnight or so. The stinging persisted for two years and recurred every time I had a cold shower.”

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    So hard we fuck rocks
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    Thank you for this warning, planning a trip to australia in may, lmao fuck that plant.

  15. #1655
    FOR FUCKS' SAKE !!!
    FOR FUCKS' SAKE !!!
    FUCK FUCK FUCK

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    /writes down another reason to never go to Australia

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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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  18. #1658
    GATTACA!
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    sorry but if it doesn't say he's a pimp it doesn't count

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    Quote Originally Posted by myreality View Post
    Gympie-Gympie
    Lived in Brisbane for 7 years, never once seen or heard of this plant. Must have to go deep into the jungle to find it....and no one (except bear grylls) goes into the jungle in australia. Fuck that forever.

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    So in summary: lethal cute bears, lethal spiders the size of your head, lethal jellyfish, lethal snails, lethal fish, lethal snakes, lethal street paving, and now lethal trees.

    Australia confirmed as the Realm of Chaos.
    http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki...m_of_Chaos.jpg

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