Random Fail: your words are false

**Taint** · 2016-03-03 13:08

Originally Posted by Korialstrasz

Browsing crafted gear when suddenly

Is the meld the fail or that he didn't remove the meld before posting lol.

**Spider-Dan** · 2016-03-04 14:36

Yes.

**Fondue** · 2016-03-13 10:16

**KCem** · 2016-03-14 02:13

Have sadly seen quite a few of those recently.

**Lyall** · 2016-03-15 09:18

I got to be that guy yesterday. Only need 5 tomes to cap so I flagged myself for Thordan to knock out real fast. The short of it is that I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing in Thordan EX, and need to read the lines before hitting queue. Wasted a lot of other people's time and spent the 30 minute wait angrily mining for being such a head case.

**3.141592** · 2016-03-15 09:59

Originally Posted by Lyall

Only need 5 tomes to cap

That's one Vath beastmen daily. If you do the quest on a lvl 60 Job you get 5 Lore instead of exp (in case something like that happens again).

**Lyall** · 2016-03-15 10:16

Originally Posted by 3.141592

That's one Vath beastmen daily. If you do the quest on a lvl 60 Job you get 5 Lore instead of exp (in case something like that happens again).

Oh, yeah, that was where I was stuck after Trial/Vath dailies left me shy. I was feeling lazy and didn't want to "waste" so much time doing expert or 60 dungeons. My first clue should have been the 17 minutes queue time. The second clue was the 50 Eso tome bonus. The third clue was the tank debuff, fourth clue was the 12k swipe and the it all clicked at the first adds phase.

Pants-on-head retarded of me. I was mortified, told my party as much and felt like a fucking idiot. I spent 17 minutes + 30 minute wait + 5 minute queue + actual Thordan fight getting 5 lore because I didn't want to "waste time."

**The Stig** · 2016-03-18 22:39

After making a whiner leave because we won't kick him (he has to make dinner for his sister), this came to replace him. Don't know what compelled him to do it, but the quicker SE ditches this dumb job system the better:

**Shaano** · 2016-03-19 18:03

Had a GLD in one a8 run, we kindly waited those 5 minutes to kick them. Didn't even give them a chance I just rather not.

**kisada** · 2016-03-20 23:38

what server is this fuckhead on

[9:29 p.m.](Kisada Exis) you forgot your darkness, devas
[9:29 p.m.]You gain 14768 (+158%) thaumaturge experience points.
[9:29 p.m.](Devas Ni) no i didn't
[9:30 p.m.]You gain 15238 (+167%) thaumaturge experience points.
[9:30 p.m.]You gain 16178 (+184%) thaumaturge experience points.
[9:30 p.m.](Kisada Exis) you got grit on only
[9:30 p.m.](Devas Ni) i know
[9:30 p.m.](Kisada Exis) put darkness on... you can't dark arts without it or do anything meaningful
[9:30 p.m.](Devas Ni) dude im aware
[9:31 p.m.](Kisada Exis) pretty clueless actually

[9:31 p.m.](Kisada Exis) hard for you to be that clueless at 60
[9:31 p.m.](Devas Ni) how about i tank my way
[9:31 p.m.](Kisada Exis) gl, guys
[9:31 p.m.](Kisada Exis) yeah the shit way
[9:31 p.m.](Devas Ni) its not hurting anyone
[9:31 p.m.](Kisada Exis) you are wasting our time
[9:31 p.m.](Kisada Exis) and your own
[9:31 p.m.](Kisada Exis) do what you like
[9:31 p.m.](Kisada Exis) stay ignorant

[9:31 p.m.](Syrup Beaversneezes) Can we just go? I don't really care as long as he has aggro
[9:31 p.m.](Devas Ni) i don't need to dps in a large pull

i pve so little these days it's even more maddening when people are this fucking moronic

**Olo401** · 2016-03-21 08:22

Originally Posted by kisada

what server is this fuckhead on

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodest...acter/1613216/

**Luthia** · 2016-03-21 09:23

Lol Had a shitty tank in my antitower run the other night. Mother fucker afk'd after every pull, and when the group's had it and pulled the second boss cause his baby ass afk'd again, he stepped out of the arena as soon as we pulled. " I dont play that game, Im the tank, I pull" Were his exact words. Well we still cleared the boss, mofo ran straight to the treasure chest (so we wouldnt be able to kick, if he managed to open it) But I was faster and initiated the kick vote before he could get to it. Was glorious. Retard wasnt even geared to be having that kind of attitude, lol.

**Lyall** · 2016-03-21 09:55

Originally Posted by Olo401

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodest...acter/1613216/

Oh look

who would have thought

this person glamoured all of their clothes off

**Spider-Dan** · 2016-03-21 12:43

Originally Posted by Shaano

Had a GLD in one a8 run, we kindly waited those 5 minutes to kick them. Didn't even give them a chance I just rather not.

I went into CT/ST/WoD/VA on THM all the time.

It's fun to try to get top DPS on a class.

**Dathus** · 2016-03-21 19:16

Originally Posted by Spider-Dan

I went into CT/ST/WoD/VA on THM all the time.

It's fun to try to get top DPS on a class.

My FC did those every once in a while. We called those our "unemployment runs".

**Fondue** · 2016-05-07 00:08

**Twilight Sky** · 2016-06-01 13:38

Late but, going to guess the fail is, that is actually another character that showed up with the proper name, so he can't correct his.

Cassalot · 2016-07-03 18:14

Today I found out Obtaining Signature is not really a person on the Market Boards. I thought they were a master crafter this whole time lol

**Shaano** · 2016-07-04 05:48

Originally Posted by Cassalot

Today I found out Obtaining Signature is not really a person on the Market Boards. I thought they were a master crafter this whole time lol

You and me both for months. Usually server xfer mats or if maint happens the name doesn't show. I hated someone who didn't exist forever.

**Alistaire** · 2016-07-07 15:34

Fucking LOL (I'm ozma in this)

note this is the lv 10 guildhest, 1 mob to fight (Yuuna is arcanist)

idk why I thought it was a macro, they didn't say my whole name, tbh it's worse they typed that all out

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