2013-2014 NHL Season Thread: EVERY GOALIE MUST BE TRADED, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

[Obsidian]

East:

PIT
BOS
DET
OTT
WSH
TOR
MTL
PHI

West:

CHI
STL
LA
SJ
COL
VAN
NSH
Columbus (what the hell is the abbreviation for Columbus?)

Leafs are gonna win 4-2 over Montreal tomorrow.

[Izzy]

CBJ normally.

I'm loving that Buffalo isn't in any of these lol.

[bluefan]

As always, everyone shitting on Izzy and I.

YOU'LL ALL RUE THE DAY!

[Callisto]

One note I forgot regarding BlammyCam: Recently Justin/Twitch.tv did away with being able to stream at resolutions that fall between SD and HD, so I'm kind of stuck streaming at 720p(previously I streamed at 768x432). The upshot of that being that those of you with lower-tier internet connections may have trouble viewing it now, since it's going to be a higher bitrate than what it used to be at. Apologies in advance if this is the case for you, but not something I can really do anything about unless there's consensus that everyone would rather watch at 360p.

[Wulfgang]

And I can't fathom how CGY manages to keep their 90+ point streak alive; I think they'll be closer to the 91-92 Shraks season of doom.

[bluefan]

Stud.

Also, so first home game against the Kings.

Bring it Jornna.

....

Bitch.

http://i-hls.com/wp-content/uploads/..._s-300x300.jpg

[Callisto]

Agent 9, with the ability to call in air support with his moneyphone

[Cail]

Steve Mears ‏@MearsyNHL
Deputy Commissioner Bill Daly, on @NHL Live now, informing us that hybrid icing has been approved for the upcoming season. @NHLNetwork

[BadKarma]

Everyone picking Rangers to make the playoffs. Jokes on you its not happening

[Bregor]

Everyone picking Rangers to make the playoffs. Jokes on you its not happening

[Mote]

And... The Pens send Bennett and Despres down. ugh

[Aragon of Odin]

I was listening to TSN radio today, first they were talking about Liles clearing waivers and Reilly starting for the Leafs(which I'm glad to see him at least get a chance, excited to see how he does), then they were talking about Liles being traded to Calgary possibly, and then it was Pitts going after Bryzgalov lol

[Cutriss]

West Coast

1) LA
2) Chicago
3) St. Louis
4) San Jose
5) Anaheim
6) Minnesota
7) Winnipeg
8) Dallas

Not West Coast

1) Ottawa
2) Boston
3) Pittsburgh
4) Detroit
5) Washington
6) Columbus
7) Montreal (fuckyou)
8) Devils sneak in

Stolen for editing. No basis in reality whatsoever.

[Melena]

Go Shraks

[Bregor]

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Metropolitan Division
1. NY Rangers
2. Pittsburgh
3. Washington

Atlantic Division
1. Boston
2. Detroit
3. Montreal

Wild Cards
1. Ottawa
2. Carolina

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central Division
1. Chicago
2. St. Louis
3. Minnesota

Pacific Division
1. Los Angeles
2. San Jose
3. Vancouver

Wild Cards
1. Dallas
2. Anaheim

CUP FINALS

NY Rangers over Los Angeles

Conn Smythe: Henrik "2nd Most Handsome" Lundqvist


Hart: Lundqvist
Art Ross: Claude Giroux
Richard: Steven Stamkos
Norris: Shea Weber
Vezina: Lundqvist
Selke: Pavel Datsyuk
Calder: Mark Scheifele
Lindsay: Sidney Crosby
Jack Adams: Alain Vigneault

[BadKarma]

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Metropolitan Division
1. NY Rangers
2. Pittsburgh
3. Washington

Atlantic Division
1. Boston
2. Detroit
3. Montreal

Wild Cards
1. Ottawa
2. Carolina

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central Division
1. Chicago
2. St. Louis
3. Minnesota

Pacific Division
1. Los Angeles
2. San Jose
3. Vancouver

Wild Cards
1. Dallas
2. Anaheim

CUP FINALS

NY Rangers over Los Angeles

Conn Smythe: Henrik "2nd Most Handsome" Lundqvist


Hart: Lundqvist
Art Ross: Claude Giroux
Richard: Steven Stamkos
Norris: Shea Weber
Vezina: Lundqvist
Selke: Pavel Datsyuk
Calder: Mark Scheifele
Lindsay: Sidney Crosby
Jack Adams: Alain Vigneault

I wish I could hate you to death

[Bregor]

I wish I could hate you to death

[Caiyuo]

You look at his expression and know he is simply wondering


"why do you heff?"

[Cail]

Finally started playing Be a Pro or whatever its called in NHL14. Love it

[Bregor]

Finally started playing Be a Pro or whatever its called in NHL14. Love it

I know, it's the best. Right now I'm doing a 2-way defender, got drafted 1st overall by Smashville, within 20 games I was top pairing with Weber as an 18-year-old. So much fun.