2013-2014 NHL Season Thread: EVERY GOALIE MUST BE TRADED, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

[bori]

Are they phasing out Renee Rancourt? All these new women singing.

[Palin]

Captain my Captain!

[Palin]

Good evening

Hi. We are enemies tonight. Thank you Kessel.

[bori]

Nice response 35 seconds after stars goal. Pretty passing goal.

[Palin]

So many turnovers. Sweet pass by Reilly.

[bori]

Damn why didn't they show that . Ah there we go.

[Aksannyi]

National anthem on the jerseys is really cool.

[bori]

Nice to see Bruins with some quality chances early. Haven't seen that in a while.

[Palin]

Nice to see Bruins with some quality chances early. Haven't seen that in a while.

Dallas defense ladies and gentleman!

[Xajii]

WSH-NYI good game so far. both teams skating with speed, both teams have had some good chances, both goalies playing well just a ton of pressure on a good PP put the isles up

schmidt needs to work on his passing

i can see ovi and erat working well together they just need to get their timing right, ovi is missing passes to erat by fractions of a second right now

[Ratatapa]

What the fuck murray

[Caiyuo]

Can't turn on the Florida game yet but watching the boxscore and this shit is halfway through the 1st and there have been 4 shots total. There may very well be actual clown cars on the ice for all I know.

[Xajii]

Goodness gracious 2nd periods are fun this season!

[Selamis]

You know what isn't fun? A nationally aired game with the Hurricanes and Flyers. Damned NBC for airing this lol

[Wulfgang]

And a bunch of players talk about their celebrity crush:


I love Tuukka.

Hahaha watch this video if you didn't already. Everyone chooses fairly solid ladies and Dan Boyle looks around for a bit and goes..."Pamela Anderson." YOU ARE A DINOSAUR BOYLE; YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!

[Wulfgang]

What the fuck, I turn off the Caps game to clean up my room and the Caps score five in the 2nd.

And why is the East so fucking bad against the West? BOS tied with DAL, EDM beating FLA, STL beating MTL right now. You're going to need like 105 points to make the playoffs in the West this year. THE POINTS ARE TOO DAMN HIGH!

http://media.heavy.com/media/2013/05/damn.jpg

[Ratatapa]

Y'a y Bourque

[Caiyuo]

Fuck it I'm not even going to bother to write about Florida games, I'm just going to berate Brian Campbell's twitter account until the day everything isn't terrible forever


This is all your dumb groins fault, Tim Thomas

[Callisto]

Fuck it I'm not even going to bother to write about Florida games, I'm just going to berate Brian Campbell's twitter account until the day everything isn't terrible forever


This is all your dumb groins fault, Tim Thomas

[Caiyuo]

RYAN, you can't do this to me




why are you doing this to me