2013-2014 NHL Season Thread: EVERY GOALIE MUST BE TRADED, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

[Deader2818]

Greg Beacham ‏@gregbeacham 25m

Martin Jones, the LA Kings' undrafted 3rd-string goalie, leads the NHL in save percentage (.972), goals-against (0.82) and shutouts (3).

[Palin]

Greg Beacham ‏@gregbeacham 25m

Martin Jones, the LA Kings' undrafted 3rd-string goalie, leads the NHL in save percentage (.972), goals-against (0.82) and shutouts (3).

No doubt he's been impressive, but he's only played 6 games. He won't be considered a league leader until he plays more IIRC.

[Vaspinne]

No doubt he's been impressive, but he's only played 6 games. He won't be considered a league leader until he plays more IIRC.

3 shutouts in 6 games is still pretty impressive. Albeit, you have to question how much of that is his play and how much of that is just how fucking tight the LA defence has gotten over the last little while.

[Vaspinne]

Vaspinne, 2 shutouts in a row in Boston. <3

An 11 goal differential in 2 games too. orz



(At least this time it was only a 2-0 loss and the game was actually pretty even during the 2 periods I managed to see)

[Brill Weave]

I'd love to see this since I remember you being like 120lbs in your pictures.

I think you're remembering someone else dude. I'm 6'2" 200 pounds lol. And holy fuck at Getzlaf.

[Brill Weave]

Someone should also check Schenn for a pulse. Cause I'm pretty sure he ded.

[Glowstickthetaru]

And here is our updated divisional weighted standings projection:

ATL
*BOS: 110 (Down 12)
*TBL: 106 (Up 4)
*MTL: 102 (Down 6)
*DET: 88 (Up 1)
*TOR: 83 (Down 9)
OTT: 83 (Up 8)
FLA: 72 (Up 17)
BUF: 44 (Up 7)

MET
*PIT: 119 (Up 12)
*WAS: 95 (Up 1)
*CAR: 85 (Same)
NYR: 81 (Down 3)
PHI: 80 (Up 2)
CLB: 77 (Up 1)
NYI: 58 (Down 2)

CEN
*CHI: 127 (Up 1)
*STL: 119 (Same)
*COL: 113 (Down 5)
*MIN: 102 (Down 3)
DAL: 95 (Same)
NSH: 90 (Up 6)
WPG: 87 (Down 3)

PAC
*ANA: 126 (Up 5)
*LAK: 115 (Up 1)
*SJS: 114 (Up 3)
*PHX: 103 (Down 6)
VAN: 101 (Up 4)
CGY: 75 (Down 2)
EDM: 55 (Down 4)

[NynJa]

And here is our updated divisional weighted standings projection:

MET
*PIT: 119 (Up 12)
*WAS: 95 (Up 1)
*CAR: 85 (Same)
NYR: 81 (Down 3)
PHI: 80 (Up 2)
CLB: 77 (Up 1)
NYI: 58 (Down 2)

Jersey so bad they fell off the standings!!! :D

[bluefan]

Can we be moved to the Met division?

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

[Glowstickthetaru]

Jersey so bad they fell off the standings!!! :D

Oops :/ NJD: 76 (Down 3)... Between CLB and NYI

[Glowstickthetaru]

Jersey so bad they fell off the standings!!! :D

Oops :/ NJD: 76 (Down 3)... Between CLB and NYI

[NynJa]

Shawn Thornton is going to use the Affluenza argument in his defense:
"You've never suspended for this before and you've never suspended Boston Bruins players before, I didnt know it was wrong"


(THIS IS SARCASM)

[Glowstickthetaru]

More at: http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/kits/...-to-exist.html

Also, The Leafs have a page on their site where they upload tweets with the hashtag #seaofblue

Apparently, they didn't put a proper filter on it, and it became amusing last night after the loss to the Panthers.

http://www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/yourcomm...-campaign.html

And, as always, Fire Carlyle!

[Izzy]

Dear Bluefan:

Sorry for last night, that was really embarrassing for you Q_Q

[Aksannyi]

More at: http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/kits/...-to-exist.html

Those are cool, but no Pens, Bolts, or Flyers that I noticed. Why do some but not all?

[Glowstickthetaru]

Those are cool, but no Pens, Bolts, or Flyers that I noticed. Why do some but not all?

Yeah, I thought it odd some of the ones omitted as well.

[Izzy]

Is that old? Because I just laughed my ass off.

[bluefan]

Dear Bluefan:

Sorry for last night, that was really embarrassing for you Q_Q

It's okay bro.

If we needed another spanking, glad it was you and the Sabres. This team needs a fucking wake up call.

[Izzy]

I wanted to trash talk more during the game, but I was so stuck on 2.1/PvP/Coil that I didn't get to run my mouth at all

[bluefan]

I wanted to trash talk more during the game, but I was so stuck on 2.1/PvP/Coil that I didn't get to run my mouth at all

We've got one more game.

New Year's Eve.

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