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Last week
M/L: 5-9
ATS: 8-5-1
Overall
M/L: 93-54
ATS: 73-70-4
Bye week: Dallas, St. Louis
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 14TH
8:30pm EST, NFL Network
Indianapolis at Tennessee (+3) - Wow, this game will be awful. Indy just got embarrassed at home by a Bradford-less Rams team, and Tennessee just got even more embarrassed at home by losing to the fucking Jaguars. And now they're both on a short week. It's almost too sad to think about. Colts win and cover I guess.
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 17TH
1:00pm EST, CBS
Cleveland at Cincinnati (-6) - JASON CANDLE Y'ALL! The Browns beat the Ravens two weeks ago, who just beat Cincy. So this is in the bag, right? I'm interested to see Joe Haden on AJ Green, since in their first match-up Haden held him to 7 catches on 15 targets for a measly 51 yards. But Cleland had Brian Hoyer for that game, and with the division up for grabs, Cincy is gonna be ready for anything. Bengals win, Browns with the points.
NY Jets at Buffalo (-1.5) - New York's off a bye, and Buffalo just lost to Pittsburgh. Jets in the upset.
Baltimore at Chicago (-3) - CUTTY NOOOOOOOOO! That's okay, McCown can do it for a few more weeks. Bears win and cover.
Oakland at Houston (-7) - CASED GOD. Texans win, Raiders with the points.
1:00pm EST, FOX
Washington at Philadelphia (-3.5) - We're into double-digit weeks, which means it's Bobert Triple time. Redskins Indigenous Peoples in the upset.
Detroit at Pittsburgh (+2.5) - God I hate both of these teams. Taking first place in the division and then losing to the Steelers would be such a Jim Schwartz thing to do, but I don't think it'll happen. Lions win and cover.
Atlanta at Tampa Bay (+1.5) - WIN STREAK FOR THE SCHIANO MEN INCOMING. Not really. Falcons win and cover.
Arizona at Jacksonville (+7) - WIN STREAK FOR THE LONDON GENTLEMEN INCOMING. Nope. Cardinals win, Jags with the points.
4:05pm EST, CBS
San Diego at Miami (+1.5) - So, an offensive line is kind of important, huh Miami? Chargers win and cover.
4:25pm EST, FOX
San Francisco at New Orleans (-3) - Last week I said Kaep was gonna get on a roll, and he stunk up the joint. Meanwhile New Orleans set a record for first downs against the lolboys, MARK INGRAM IS BACK HEISMAN TROPHY BABY. Saints win and cover.
Green Bay at NY Giants (-6) - Remember when this was a marquee match-up? Blech. Ed Lacy against Andre Brown isn't exactly tantalizing, is it? Packers in the upset.
Minnesota at Seattle (-13) - Can we just skip ahead to the Seattle/Denver Super Bowl and get this shit season over with? Seahawks win and cover.
8:30pm EST, NBC
Kansas City at Denver (-8) - Well, this is it. A chance for Kansas City to prove it's not just a product of a weak-ass schedule. If they get blown out here, no one will care about their record, and they'll be dogs to every other playoff team in the league. Meanwhile, the TTT is operating at less than 100% and I'm counting on an injury because I'm starting Brock Osweiler in 20-Man. SOMEONE TRADE ME A QUARTERBACK, I'M HELPLESS ON ROMO'S BYE WEEK. I actually think this will be a close and exciting game, and I'd love to see Andy Reid pull it out. But the pick is Broncos win, Chiefs with the points.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 18TH
8:30pm EST, ESPN
New England at Carolina (-2.5) - Shit-Ass Tom Brady gonna run into the brick wall that is Kuechly and the Cats defense. Cam's gonna go Weapon X Wolvy Berserk Style on national TV. Panthers win and cover.