The Official Forum fail thread: This game wasn't meant for alts.

[The Stig]

Can weed out shit and good tanks from this though.

Shit tanks literally stop tanking and moans about it, or throws out the old "U PULL U TANK" horseshit.

Good tanks will line up a combo'd "2" or "3" move if single target, or flash/AoE for multi and just get down to business, with a provoke on the side if a crit does happen before "2" or "3" can land.

[Hioki]

Can weed out shit and good tanks from this though.

Shit tanks literally stop tanking and moans about it, or throws out the old "U PULL U TANK" horseshit.

Good tanks will line up a combo'd "2" or "3" move if single target, or flash/AoE for multi and just get down to business, with a provoke on the side if a crit does happen before "2" or "3" can land.

You can also weed out a good healer, a bad healer, and an ugly healer.

An ugly healer medica II's and runs around like a chicken.

A bad healer medica II's pre pull.

A good healer doesn't.

[Fiye]

I hardly touch WAR, but when I do I just berserk + internal release and spam overpower on groups of mobs.

Then single target I 123 in Defiance and swap stances and get down to buisness. Usually does the trick in DF.

[TheDirtyHobo]

Can weed out shit and good tanks from this though.

Shit tanks literally stop tanking and moans about it, or throws out the old "U PULL U TANK" horseshit.

Good tanks will line up a combo'd "2" or "3" move if single target, or flash/AoE for multi and just get down to business, with a provoke on the side if a crit does happen before "2" or "3" can land.

I have a "you pull, you tank" policy for potd, mostly because I don't have the time or patience to be killing unnecessary shit, and if I don't pull it, it is almost certainly unnecessary shit.

[The Stig]

For POTD I have to agree there, and if I do mysteriously go as tank I usually won't tank anyway unless there's "danger", but I typically go off alone anyways so if anyone does pull they will have to tank/solo it. This only presents itself as a problem if their armor/weapon is low rating.

[Alistaire]

I hardly touch WAR, but when I do I just berserk + internal release and spam overpower on groups of mobs.

Then single target I 123 in Defiance and swap stances and get down to buisness. Usually does the trick in DF.

This except try to get maim in asap after hate's established.

[Yuri-G]

some idiot last night was so tired he kept following Captain Madison instead of the tank and aggroing half of Sastasha. thankfully, it was normal mode so no deaths occurred, but still... wtf, dude?

Spoiler: show

it was me. I THOUGHT I HAD MY CURSOR ON THE TANK DONT YOU JUDGE ME I WAS REALLY TIRED

[octopus]

lol that was a twist I wasn't expecting.

[Fiye]

Sarganatanas facebook group is a gift that keeps on giving.

Spoiler: show

[Hitoshura]

lmfao. What sort of comments were posted?

[Twilight Sky]

That's his own fault for even doing that..

[Yuri-G]

I mean people don't have to be dicks, but at the same time random FFXIV strangers are not your birthday-wishing bitches to do as you bid.

[Fiye]

lmfao. What sort of comments were posted?

Original for reference.



My contribution.

[BaneTheBrawler]

happy 2 week anniversary babe!

[Destinye]

"And you're food"...that irks the living fuck out of me. I know people still don't know your/you're but it's so much worse when "you're" gets misused than 'your' lol.

[Alistaire]

"And you're food"...that irks the living fuck out of me. I know people still don't know your/you're but it's so much worse when "you're" gets misused than 'your' lol.

Not sure which is funnier, that rendition, or how the fb post says "your wood is the best I've ever seen."

[The Stig]

Your wood? I don't get it.

edit: Is it because the current job is botanist??

[Twilight Sky]

Maybe a TS/TG.

[Corrderio]

Well that helps put everything into context. What a dumbass.

[Dimmauk]

Game was unplayable right now.

DCs everywhere.