The Official Forum fail thread: This game wasn't meant for alts.

**Korialstrasz** · 2014-03-20 02:07

Originally Posted by Feedmenow

Also what is everyone in the foreground looking at?

Well considering the platform and all the water everywhere combined with the fact it's art from 2.2, I'd have to say most definitely not Leviathan.

**The Stig** · 2014-03-20 07:24

Originally Posted by Korialstrasz

Well considering the platform and all the water everywhere combined with the fact it's art from 2.2, I'd have to say most definitely not Leviathan.

http://1morecastle.com/wp-content/up...GURE-MODEL.jpg ?

**Hiryo** · 2014-03-20 08:27

I thought we confirmed that the artists love ultra long torsos on females, based on the Elezen in the Valentione banner.

Edit: added picture for reference. Look at her booty(lol) then decide where her hip would be. Then stretch a mile to reach her head.

Spoiler: show

**OWS_Tonx** · 2014-03-20 09:25

Originally Posted by The Stig

Spoiler: show

?

We're going to need a bigger boat

**Lyall** · 2014-03-21 06:17

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...04#post1908104

About the tank thing, I think adding tank jobs can only do good, especially if they put a really useful ability at lv50 which everyone wants to have. It can't be that hard to make a really fun tank job that a lot of people enjoy.

I love to hate threads where people suggest "content."

**Kirbyprime** · 2014-03-21 10:38

My suggestion is NinjaSamuraiDancerMage.

Has access to the following skills

Dance -> Fuck Things Up : All NinjaSamuraiDancerMages in the party / alliance gets +15% to all stats, Drains 100mp / tick
Spells -> Meteor : Instant Cast, off GCD, deals 1000 potency AoE to everything with aggro, costs 50% mp, instant recast
Regular 1,2,3 combo : Restores 25% HP/MP, casts regen II on self, casts Utsusemi: San on self, restores 200TP, -20% damage taken for 20s
Shield/Sword Defiance : -30% damage taken, +30% atk speed, +30% HP, +30% potency on all heals received

You think that would work? I can't see why anyone would hate this job.

**Silenka** · 2014-03-21 13:24

All you need to do to unlock it is get every achievement.

**fliprock** · 2014-03-21 14:22

if they are going to make ninja type tank class it would be better to have stances that have benefits and disadvantages so you'd have to switch constantly. like eva up/def down, def up/mag def down, and mag def up/eva down

**Edelweiss** · 2014-03-21 19:03

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...en-in-Dresses?

I'm sorta shocked at how much signature blocking I had to do with ABP, as an aside.

**Mistress Stowastiq** · 2014-03-22 06:19

Originally Posted by Edelweiss

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...en-in-Dresses?

I'm sorta shocked at how much signature blocking I had to do with ABP, as an aside.

I followed the artwork/dagger thread link from here yet some how managed to end up in that "men in dresses" thread instead.
I didn't notice the other issues mentioned with the artwork because I am side tracked by that paladin in the illustration. She appears to have a white handkerchief stuck on her right knee as if she was one of those on location weather forecasters in a hurricane.

**Seravi Edalborez** · 2014-03-22 11:02

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...ization-option.

Not for the OP itself, but there's some dude saying Darklight hands are BiS for WHM. What?

**Kirbyprime** · 2014-03-22 11:29

Originally Posted by Seravi Edalborez

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...ization-option.

Not for the OP itself, but there's some dude saying Darklight hands are BiS for WHM. What?

His reasoning a few posts down was that more WHM were wearing DL than Allagan / Myth. By that logic, Allagan weapons aren't BiS because not as many people use them.

**Ratatapa** · 2014-03-22 11:49

Originally Posted by Kirbyprime

His reasoning a few posts down was that more WHM were wearing DL than Allagan / Myth. By that logic, Allagan weapons aren't BiS because not as many people use them.

Wow

**Lucavi** · 2014-03-22 11:59

(Hint: Its Darklight.) <-- Lost my shit at that.

**matic** · 2014-03-22 21:02

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...ndgame-Raiding

For the replies. Everyone is completely brainwashed into thinking that good game design involves making crafting worthless at endgame. Mostly due to RMT. I've never seen a community so willing to forego better game mechanics because RMT might take advantage.

**Ratatapa** · 2014-03-22 21:05

Originally Posted by matic

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...ndgame-Raiding

For the replies. Everyone is completely brainwashed into thinking that good game design involves making crafting worthless at endgame. Mostly due to RMT. I've never seen a community so willing to forego better game mechanics because RMT might take advantage.

Lol was gonna post that

Also everyone on of bitching about paying for more retainers

Guess nobody knows the "free" way to get more retainers

**Ratatapa** · 2014-03-22 21:28

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...-Mentor-System

Remember how well it worked in 11?

**Kaisha** · 2014-03-22 23:29

Originally Posted by Ratatapa

Guess nobody knows the "free" way to get more retainers

Unless you're paying entry like I, and where it's still a pain in the ass sending shit to yourself.

**TheDirtyHobo** · 2014-03-22 23:48

Originally Posted by Ratatapa

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...-Mentor-System

Remember how well it worked in 11?

It worked pretty great. Turn the flag on because it looks cooler than the linkshell icon, wonder why people are sending me random tells, never respond to anyone or if I do outright tell them to fuck off. Working as intended.

**Detzu** · 2014-03-22 23:55

Originally Posted by Kirbyprime

His reasoning a few posts down was that more WHM were wearing DL than Allagan / Myth. By that logic, Allagan weapons aren't BiS because not as many people use them.

Of course it's not related to the rng in coil... some people really...

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