2013-14 NFL Week 15: This fin coach.....

[Bregor]

Where was the 2pt conversion against the lions.....

This fin coach.....

The Bears were leading 35-14 when these posts were made.


Last week
M/L: 12-4
ATS: 10-6

Overall
M/L: 131-76-1
ATS: 100-101-7


Nine (possibly ten if Aaron Rodgers plays) home dogs this week? Strap in, let's do this.

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 12TH

8:25pm EST, NFL Network

San Diego at Denver (-10.5) - Peyton Manning doesn't play well in co--



Oh. Broncos win and cover.


SUNDAY, DECEMBER 15TH

1:00pm EST, CBS

Houston at Indianapolis (-6) - The only thing worse than the Texans season is Moss and Rhinox arguing about Gary Kubiak getting fired. no1curr dot gif. The Colts got embarrassed by Cincy before some Andrew Luck stat-padding made the game seem closer than it was. Their second leading receiver in that game? TRENT, with 5 grabs for 68 yards. See? He's helping! Colts win and cover.

New England at Miami (+2.5) -

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Shit-ass touchdown tom (always lowercase) probably felt pretty good after the Patriots won on Sunday, especially because the refs just gave him a Goddamn handjob. Whatever, better draft position for Cleland. Watching the highlights from the Dolphins game on ESPN at work yesterday morning, one of my co-workers said, "Boy, I bet Miami didn't like that weather!" Yes, because everyone on the Dolphins roster was born, raised, and attended college in south Florida. Also, I work with a bunch of dullards. Dolphins in the upset.

Buffalo at Jacksonville (+2) - EJ Manuel's had an up-and-down season, and his performance in Tampa Bay last week is just more evidence that the vast majority of rookie QBs are not ready for the grind of the NFL. I still like his long-term prospects, the results of his next three games aren't as important as the experience he gets from game reps. The Jaguars are 4-1 since their bye week. Damn. CHAD HENNE Y'ALL. Jaguars win in the upset.

1:00pm EST, FOX

Chicago at Cleveland (-2.5) - Pretty sure this line will move. Chicago has the perfect weapons to attack Cleland's defense, two big receivers to keep Joe Haden from locking one down, and a versatile back that will give LBs trouble in space. Chicago is also much better against the pass than the run, and Cleland has no way to grind out a win with their sad run game. Bears win in the (for now) upset.

Washington at Atlanta (-6) - When they drew up the schedule, this was probably seen as a marquee match-up. Now, both teams sit at 3-10. The old adage that says you need a good franchise quarterback to win is somewhat true, but this game features two good, young QBs with little else around them. Try to keep this in mind whenever someone *COUGHESPNCOUGH* mentions a QB's win-loss record. As for this game, Washington seems to be in a lot more internal turmoil than Atlanta, and I think someone really wants Shanahan gone. Between that and being on the road, the Indigenous Peoples will pancake yet again. Falcons win and cover.

Philadelphia at Minnesota (+4.5) -

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You might think facing the NFL's dirtiest defensive line in the snow would stop Nick Foles. But he's Nick fucking Foles. Also:

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Minnesota had the most Minnesota loss ever, taking the lead twice in the final two minutes and still falling to Ballmurr. It's almost as good as this video (which, if you haven't seen, do so immediately):



Okay, now that's three images/videos about this game, which is probably three too many. Eagles win and cover.

Seattle at NY Giants (+7) -



I just can't get enough of Eli this year. Seahawks win and cover.

San Francisco at Tampa Bay (+5) - Jon Bois's SCHIANO MEN Breaking Madden came out in week 8. Since week 9, Tampa is 4-2. Unfortunately, San Fran is actually good and not even an army of gritty, no-nonsense head coaches can save them. 49ers win and cover.

4:05pm EST, CBS

Kansas City at Oakland (+4) - Skirkle doesn't post that often any more, but I'd like to highlight his sig:



Gets me every time. Oakland plays pretty well at home, though, so I think this might be closer than expected. Chiefs win, Raiders with the points.

NY Jets at Carolina (-11) - Jets on the road. Cam good. Panthers win and cover.

4:25pm EST, FOX

Green Bay at Dallas (-7) - The complexion of this game will change drastically if Aaron Rodgers finally gets back onto the field. Still, I don't think it matters, since Dallas needs this game to get back on track in a week 17 win-and-in scenario, and collapse against Philly. Cowboys win, Packers with the points.

Arizona at Tennessee (+3) - Arizona is one of the top six teams in the NFC, but due to the brilliance of four-team divisions, two mediocrities from the North and East are required to get in the playoffs. Welp. Their best hope is a San Fran or Carolina late-season swoon, but they both have two games they should win left. Going 1-4 in their last five games, and coming off a typical Broncos thrashing, the Titans are pretty much cooked. Cardinals win and cover.

New Orleans at St. Louis (+5.5) - Moss and I agree that Sean Payton has the most punch-able face in the NFL:

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What say you, valued BG members? Also, this is your weekly reminder that I will probably be very high on St. Louis next season. Saints win, Rams with the points.

8:30pm EST, NBC

Cincinnati at Pittsburgh (+3) - Man, how sweet would it be for Cincy to deliver the knockout blow on Big Ben's time in Pittsburgh? One headline on ESPN read, "Losing doesn't sit well with Roethlisberger." Hopefully the administrators at Pitt and Carnegie Mellon put out a warning to their female populations. Bengals win and cover.


MONDAY, DECEMBER 16TH

8:30pm EST, ESPN

Baltimore at Detroit (-6) - BLECH. What a shit sandwich of a game. Just when I thought Ballmurr was ded, Jacoby Jones and Marlon Brown brought them back to life. And just when I thought Detroit's run defense was legit, LeSean McCoy happened. In all fairness, the dude was making video game cuts in six inches of snow. I don't much care about this game, but when in doubt, I bet against Jim Schwartz. Ravens in the upset.

[notorious bum]

I think you made a mistake on the last game. Megatron is going to have none of this so-called upset.

[Bregor]

Oh and apparently I fell asleep and missed this:

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Best linebacker in football, worst linebacker at SEEING HUGE RECEIVERS TRYING TO BLOCK HIM

[Abandon]

i laughed so hard i choked on my breakfast sandwich. How many more times does he have to get de-cleated by receivers before he watches where he's running?

[Krandor]

Question bregs, when you say high on Les Mouflons, are you talking about with Sam Bradford under center?

[Bregor]

Question bregs, when you say high on Les Mouflons, are you talking about with Sam Bradford under center?

Either him or a competent vet (Cutler? Vick?) and maybe some interior linemen. Jake Long has helped a ton in protection, and I love Zac Stacy and their young receivers. That defense is already legit with Quinn and Chris Long getting after the QB and Ogletree too. Bradford and Finnegan injuries hurt them a lot. Caveat would be if they start a rookie QB and then I'll reserve judgment. Still won't be on SEA/SF level though, that division is just brutal. They should move the Cardinals back to the NFC East.

[Bregor]

Also, CAM'RON:

[Conrad]

They blocked BG at work (for "streaming media" ) so I can only post from tapatalk or at home, but I miss y'all fuckers

Anyway never count out touchdown tom

[Krandor]

BG got blocked on the Coast Guard network years ago when an officer walked by me while I was looking at the RIT.

If I try to check the site nowadays I believe it falls under the categories of Video Games/Streaming Media/Pornography.

[Headspace]

LIONS

[Bregor]

If I try to check the site nowadays I believe it falls under the categories of Video Games/Streaming Media/Pornography.

If they added "/Gulkeeva" to that, yeah that's pretty much it.

[Rhinox]

FYI they flexed the Eagles bears game to Sunday night

[Moss]

Washington at Atlanta (-6) - When they drew up the schedule, this was probably seen as a marquee match-up. Now, both teams sit at 3-10. The old adage that says you need a good franchise quarterback to win is somewhat true, but this game features two good, young QBs with little else around them. Try to keep this in mind whenever someone *COUGHESPNCOUGH* mentions a QB's win-loss record. As for this game, Washington seems to be in a lot more internal turmoil than Atlanta, and I think someone really wants Shanahan gone. Between that and being on the road, the Indigenous Peoples will pancake yet again. Falcons win and cover.

Our only chance of losing is if they start Cousins, I'm afraid.

Best announcers ever. CMON BEBBY

New Orleans at St. Louis (+5.5) - Moss and I agree that Sean Payton has the most punch-able face in the NFL:

Exhibit A:

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/22...ytonbinocs.gif

[archibaldcrane]

Sean Payton is a not-ginger Damian Lewis, both very face-punchable.

[Roranora]

Jim Schwartz wins vs Payton in punchable-ness.. by a landslide

edit:

[Xajii]

Only chance the ravens have is to expose the lions secondary early and often. Joe doesnt have the quickest release and with the lions pass rush I just dont see it. Not to mention baltimore has 0 safeties competent enough to help our corners over the top with megatron

[Moss]

Sean Payton is a not-ginger Damian Lewis, both very face-punchable.

never noticed that before. it's the thin lips+tiny mouth combo

[Headspace]

Only chance the ravens have is to expose the lions secondary early and often. Joe doesnt have the quickest release and with the lions pass rush I just dont see it. Not to mention baltimore has 0 safeties competent enough to help our corners over the top with megatron

[Headspace]

Why is this thread named after this guy

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2012/foo...oe-philbin.jpg

[Dimmauk]

Jim Schwartz wins vs Payton in punchable-ness.. by a landslide

edit:

He was ok as Richard Boner Stabone when he was on Growing Pains.