NFL Week 17: The failingest NFL thread to ever NFL

[archibaldcrane]

A challenger appears:

A friend of mine just emailed my wife and I, out of the blue:

I know Kevin! And he's definitely not gay! This is cracking me up.
Rach, he's Leslie's brother's best friend -- the guy she was trying to set me up with!
Who knew I'd ever have the scoop on tabloid news

[archibaldcrane]

Weird, the assistant in question has only a couple thousand followers, but two of them I know - my cousin's husband (who is gay and from northern wisconsin) and a female friend of mine here in california.

wat

[archibaldcrane]

Following up with some sources.

[archibaldcrane]

From friend who knows him:

Well, I cannot speak from personal experience, but I know one of this ex's and he had a girlfriend the entire time he was living with Aaron. And he's currently hooking up with Leslie's roommate. I think that post is full of misinformation.

[Mertron]

I was out seeing American hustle but Tampa bay is full of pussies and not schiano men

also American hustle was amazeballs

[Headspace]

This explains why Rodgers ignored that cancer patient years ago.

Her head scarf wasn't fabulous.

[Moss]

talking heads and Schefty saying Lovie Smith to Tampa is somewhat likely

[Bregor]

CUTTY and Lovie to Tampa for all the Super Bowls.

[Bregor]

And honestly I want to make fun of archi for being worked up about AR12 but I think it would be pretty rad if an MVP-type came out.

[archibaldcrane]

Looks like Bill Obrien to the Texans.

[Tajin]

Have no clue what ya'll (archi) about, that aside, daamn at all the firings lol

[Rhinox]

Weird, the assistant in question has only a couple thousand followers, but two of them I know - my cousin's husband (who is gay and from northern wisconsin) and a female friend of mine here in california.

wat

Why is your cousin married to a gay man? Has she no sense ?

[Bregor]

Looks like Bill Obrien to the Texans.

Good, get one mediocrity off the market.

[Headspace]

Browns will hire Gruden

Bengals will hire Chud

[Moss]

This is pretty cool. Woody Johnson telling the locker room they are keeping Rex:

http://www.newyorkjets.com/videos/vi...9-055f06ccf75c

[Cail]

AFCE: Pats =/ BAM
AFCN: Bengals BAM
AFCS: Texans Whoops
AFCW: Broncos Too Easy
AFCWC: Colts, Chiefs Close enough and BAM

NFCE: DRAM TRAM IM GOOD AT THIS
NFCN: Packers SEE?!
NFCS: Panthers OH YEA
NFCW: 49ers CLOSEENOUGH.JPG
NFCWC: Bears, Falcons OK 4/6


AFCC: Uhhhh Bengals v. Broncos? STILL A CHANCE
NFCC: Uhhhh Packers v. Falcons? NOOOOPE
SUPA: Packers v. Broncos STILL A CHANCE

CotY: Andy Reid PERHAPS
ORoY: GIO GIODUDE
DRoY: Lotulei NOPE
OPoY: Spiller OUCH
DPoY: Keuchly SHOULD BE
MVP: CAMMMMMMMMMMM NOT QUITE

Damn, I did p good

[Cail]

Tim Tebow hired by ESPN as an analyst for SEC Network

[Xajii]

Who gets DROY? I thought Alonso was a beast but didn't see him iplay in the 2nd half of the season much

[Moss]

Alonso or Sheldon Richardson on NYJ

[Bregor]

Tim Tebow hired by ESPN as an analyst for SEC Network

YESSSSS

All he does is win dot mov