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  1. #61
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    every time i think a few of those people in poopdeck are the worst the board has ever seen, derock comes back around to correct me

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    Fuck It, I'm Goin Deep Fan Club President
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    every time i think a few of those people in poopdeck are the worst the board has ever seen, derock comes back around to correct me
    Whoa, lets not say things we can't take back

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    If the shoe fits, wear it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inshiya View Post
    Different girl. I was finally able to remove the other girl from my life and move on. Took some counseling and some good friends. One of those good friends is a girl that I've been close friends with for the last few years. We both had feelings for each other, but both had some growing to do. But we decided to spend last Thanksgiving together and things just flowed together. We were planning our wedding a week later and I proposed on Christmas morning. Getting married this August in Malibu. Been super happy and it's so nice to be in a healthy functional relationship after being with a toxic one for so long.
    Remember that dude with the crazy Asian gf he almost knocked up? Well he kicked her to the curb and got himself a nice lady to marry. This is the feel good BG story we need in the year of our Lord 2019.

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    I think BG deserves more credit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    You would think smash players would be happy with the inclusion of Minecraft since it’s going to attract more little kids.
    My god man

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    God damn Xno. Sometimes the lowest hanging fruit tastes the sweetest.

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    Putting this here for archival purposes

    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    so anyway, I’m out at a bar today, and my friend says “i have a story to tell you guys, but you can’t repeat this to anyone” and immediately I’m like, ok, can’t repeat this to anyone…we know, so here’s to you guys, figments of my imagination on the internet, but that’s not the point of this story

    so we know this guy who we all assumed was…off for some reason, always really weird for some reason, but we could never put our finger on it, but that’s not the point of this story

    anyway, he tells my buddy that last week he had a party at his house, but that’s not the point of this story

    so he tells my buddy that this party was apparently a gay swinger party, and he basically came out as gay in telling this story, but that’s not the point of this story

    so at this gay party, and at this point I interrupt my friend and say “if gay people have a party, do they call it a gay party? or do they just call it a party?” and I was told this is not the point of this story

    so anyway, at this gay party, I guess they’re doing gay things, and one of the gay things they were doing at this gay party was…injecting something called liquid viagra, and believe it or not, we have not arrived at the point of this story

    so me and my other friend naturally ask “ok…what is liquid viagra” and we are told it’s some kind of viagra that is liquid (hence the name, not the point of this story), and you take it and inject it directly into your dick, not the balls, not the taint, directly into captain winky (milkster:confirm/deny?), but this is still not the point of the story

    so the guy we know is like “alright, let’s do this” and takes a jab right into one-eyed Willy, and…we didn’t hear any details about what happened that night, but whatever happened that night is, again, not the point of the story

    but anyway, when we next meet our protagonist, and this is where we begin to go “wait what?”, we hear that apparently he had the issue of the old “erect penis for over four hours”

    but that’s not the point

    the point is our friend apparently, APPARENTLY, apparently? didn’t think this was a big deal, and we have still not arrived at the point of the story!

    we have no idea what he was thinking, apparently, APPARENTLY, he was so fucked up for…LITERALLY A COUPLE DAYS, and didn’t either realize something was wrong, or was too fucked up on other drugs to care, so he just kept on walking around with his flag at full mast for FOUR DAYS before he thought “welp, something might be wrong”, and we are getting close to the point of this story, but no, hold on, almost there

    so a different friend of mine, who is an ER doctor, has told humorous stories about how he occasionally gets someone in the ER with the “erection hasn’t gone down in 4 hours” problem, and apparently the solution is to…like…punch holes in the dick to drain some of the blood out? but we have still not arrived at the point to this story

    because we loop back to this other guy i loosely know (he’s more a friend of a friend, that no one likes, but that’s not the point of this story)

    SO ANYWAY, after FOUR DAYS of this problem and not reporting it, APPARENTLY his dick turned black, and he was like, welp, it’s time to go to the hospital, and we are getting close to the point of the story

    so he goes to the hospital and they start to do ye olde dick draining, but apparently, APPARENTLY, everything they do doesn’t work! his dick has become some kind of blood black hole, where anything that ever came close to his dick that resembled blood just became trapped there for all eternity, wilting away faster than matthew mcconaughey in that library, and APPARENTLY, only one thing could be done, and that is where we come to the point of my story

    friends, this guy had his dick amputated. gone. they are reworking his netherbits as we speak to make sure he can at least piss again, and he is going to be fitted for a prosthetic dick in the near future, and as of now, we have come to the end of the story

  10. #70
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    i should charge you guys for me to continue to post here tbh

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    but that's not the point of this thread.

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    I would prefer not to.
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    ok you guys should pay me to not post then

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    Quote Originally Posted by katebi View Post
    Holy shit spicy <3 look at u all the way over here talking about me thats pretty dope. sadly your an idiot i usually dnt clean up rumors folks but for you G i got you. not sure what ml i botted my highest is 38 cor actually sadly hate the job now a days my war pretty solid too though 37 from segs and what not. only been out to the bay twice 1 time i pulled ur mobs remember? u were with ur bf fox? no no not chewing each other up thats in soa zones no u were infact in a mb pt i was on bard pulling not boting i know the words r similar ? (not really but ur from boston so we forgive u) u can keep talking about me idc bro ima keep trolling you back. ill just be the bigger man and not spread rumors dnt need to your douche bag better then the world mentality does that enough for you but hey ur good ur friends like you atleast ^^ not sure if your wife does? i mean could u live with u? who knows but hey bro the good news is all the effort you take to talk about everyone else i think your gnna get a pay raise at your job =) catch ya around spicy and dnt blist me i come home smoke a blunt then see ur shouts and just smile it warms my heart to know there are still people in the world who pick on people in videos games because they hate there own personal lives so much ^^ laters buddy




    SPICY >< on a real serious not like fr fr just for 10 sec of your life. you called me a clown? i mean i try to joke yea but ..... isnt that the pot calling the kettle black? i mean G your the biggest goofy to ever support the patriots and i mean again between me you and god yall got alot of em
    its been awhile but this was pretty funny

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