Not to be outdone by Roger Goodell's ridiculous dreams of international expansion, Bug Selig has decided once again to begin the baseball season in the Eastern Hemisphere. At least he's gone after this year. Anyway, the Dodgers and D-Backs kick things off down under in Sydney, Australia, where there are sure to be dozens of baseball fans. And with all the hype around Yasiel Puig, I'm starting to believe he can do anything, like find that missing plane, save Don Mattingly's job, or write down the rules of baseball according to Brian McCann.
AL East: Tampa Bay, Boston, Baltimore, Toronto, NY Yankees
AL Central: Detroit, Cleveland, Kansas City, Chicago White Sox, Minnesota
AL West: Texas, Oakland, Seattle, LA Angels, Houston
NL East: Washington, Atlanta, NY Mets, Miami, Philadelphia
NL Central: Pittsburgh, St. Louis, Cincinnati, Chicago Cubs, Milwaukee
NL West: LA Dodgers, San Francisco, Colorado, Arizona, San Diego
AL MVP: Miguel Cabrera (BO-RING)
NL MVP: Bryce Harper
AL Cy Young: Yu Darvish (shut up M0W)
NL Cy Young: Stephen Strasburg
AL ROY: Nick Castellanos
NL ROY: Javier Baez (THEO)
AL Manager: Buck Showalter
NL Manager: Matt Williams
World Series: Washington over Tampa Bay
Hate away, BG.