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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    nobody on bg will be rustling those mammoths
    The saddest truth ever written.

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    Dunno if I'd call that a sad truth but I'm also not a titty guy.

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    AoE, if you loved the big natties like I do, no thought like that woulda ever crossed your mind.
    I would have a field day with those bad boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sepukku View Post
    Aks, youre cool and all in the hockey thread, but to be honest, you listed like a half dozen fairly center/norm stuff (compared to what everyone else was throwing around in the convo) in the NSFW sex thread that you felt were incredibly revolting and/or extremely disrespectful, so your offensive sensibility level is suspect.
    Um ... the only sex thing I said I don't like is facials. There are plenty of other things I have absolutely no problem with (bondage, anal, swingers clubs, group sex, oral, fantasy play, etc., all of which I've done). So I'm not sure where you're getting the idea that I'm some prude or something.

    That said, coming onto a woman you don't know and saying something overtly sexual is creepy, no way around it.

    Please find the post where I said normal stuff is revolting. I am almost completely sure that facials are the only thing I ever said I was disgusted by the mere thought of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    seriously. if my girl likes getting busted on, it is what it is. speaking of which, i busted a peter north 7-stringer a few days ago, one of which shot clear over my girl's head. she high-fived me afterwards. hellz yeah
    Random win: After a hand job/swallow last night, my girlfriend said she likes the taste of my little salodins.

    Guess I gotta marry her now, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Random win: After a hand job/swallow last night, my girlfriend said she likes the taste of my little salodins.

    Guess I gotta marry her now, huh?
    My woman is the same. Pull out, nut everywhere, she can't not lick it up.

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    Never saw the big deal with where you bust at. Once the shit leaves my body, I'm not feeling pleasure from it anymore. Couldn't care less whether it was on a face or into a rug, which would then be cleaned by said woman

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmc View Post

    People who block hydrants, and handicapped spots are pet peeves for me.

    Not my picture sadly, didn't even think about taking one.
    The story showed up on CNN
    http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/vi...hosed.cnn.html

    Pretty epic.

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    Shits going viral haha

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    My wife saw it on Facebook. She hopes the car is a total loss to teach the douchebag a lesson.

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    damn, that article showed a picture from the hydrant side. i see what you mean about reduced flow; shit was way too close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    My wife saw it on Facebook. She hopes the car is a total loss to teach the douchebag a lesson.
    Yeah, that'll teach his insurance company!

    People just love that it's a BMW so that the score war between the rich and everyone else increases to

    Rich: 458732
    Everyone else: 1

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    I (personally) don't care what kind of car it was, if it was a POS 1982 Chevy station wagon I would still feel the same way, don't park in front of a fucking fire hydrant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Yeah, that'll teach his insurance company!

    People just love that it's a BMW so that the score war between the rich and everyone else increases to

    Rich: 458732
    Everyone else: 1
    Will insurance even cover it? I heard they won't

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    Any time there is serious water damage, the car is being totaled. Especially a convoluted electrical nightmare like a BMW lol.


    Edit: Since when is a low $30K vehicle for the rich? A fucking fully loaded focus sells for that much lol. Leases are dirt cheap too which is why you see so many of them. (Poor people like to roll up to places looking "rich" I guess) The BMW Stigma is that it's driven by douchebags, not necessarily rich douchebags. The stigma is pretty much dead on too.

    I wouldn't be surprised if insurance wouldn't cover it. The car is illegally parked. If you try and drive the car with a Boot on it, the damage wouldn't be covered. Why would this?

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    As a cyclist; I approve.

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    no one cares but took the common English exam a couple weeks ago. they take a shitload of books/essays/poems etc. and make you read them over the course of grad school (outside of class readings) then can randomly ask you questions about anything on the list (not plot questions, themes history connecting works/periods etc). Grades are fail, low pass, pass, high pass. High pass is almost a requirement for phd candidates.

    Got high pass. As of yet don't know anyone else who got high pass. Nerds.

    If you're interested (you aren't) here's the list

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    Literature Before 1660

    Anonymous – Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (c. 1375)
    Aristotle – Poetics (c. 335 BC)
    Bacon, Francis – The New Atlantis (1624; English Version 1627)
    Chaucer, Geoffrey – Canterbury Tales: The General Prologue, The Miller’s Prologue and Tale, The Wife of Bath’s Prologue and Tale, The Man of Law’s Prologue and Tale, The Nun’s Priest’s Prologue and Tale, The Prioress’s Prologue and Tale (c. 1380)
    Donne, John – “The Canonization”, “The Extasie”, “The Flea”, “Song: Go and Catch a Falling Star”, “A Valediction: Forbidden Mourning”. Holy Sonnets: “At the Round Earth’s Imagin’d Corners”, “Death Be Not Proud”, “Batter My Heart” (Most published posthumously in 1633)
    King James Bible – Genesis, Song of Solomon, I Corinthians, Revelation
    Langland, William – The Vision of Piers Plowman (B text), passus 1-7 (c. 1360-1390)
    Kempe, Margery – The Book of Margery Kempe (1438)
    Marlowe, Christopher – Edward II (c. 1593)
    Milton, John – Paradise Lost books 1-4, 9, 10 (1667); L’Allegro, Il Penseroso (c. 1631); Lycidas (1637)
    More, Thomas – Utopia (1516)
    Plato – Republic, book 10 (c. 380 BC)
    Shakespeare, William – Henry IV part 1 (1597), As You Like It (1599), King Lear (1604), The Tempest (1610), Sonnets 12, 15, 18, 55, 106, 130
    Spenser, Edmund – Faerie Queene book 1, and “A Letter of the Author to Sir Walter Raleigh” (1590-96).

    English and American Literature, 1660-1800

    Behn, Aphra – Oroonoko (1688)
    Blake, William – The Marriage of Heaven and Hell (1790-93)
    Defoe, Daniel – Robinson Crusoe (1722)
    Fielding, Henry – Joseph Andrews (1742)
    Franklin, Benjamin - Autobiography (1793)
    Johnson, Samuel – Rasselas (1759), Rambler no. 4 and 60 (1750)
    Pope, Alexander – The Rape of the Lock (1712-14)
    Richardson, Samuel – Pamela (1740)
    Swift, Johnathan – Gullivers Travels (1726), “Verses on the Death of Dr. Swift” (1739)
    Wheatley, Phillis – Selections from Poems on Various Subjects, Religious and Moral (1722): “To Maecenas”, “To The University of Cambridge, In New England”, “On Being Brought from Africa to America”, “On the Death of the Rev. Mr. George Whitefield”, “Thoughts on the Works of Providence”, “To S.M., a Young African Painter, on Seeing his Works”, “To His Excellency George Washington”
    Wollstonecraft, Mary - A Vindication of the Rights of Women (1792)

    English and American Literature 1800-1900

    Arnold, Matthew - “Dover Beach” (written c. 1851, published 1867); “The Buried Life”
    (1852); “Empedocles on Etna” (1852).
    Austen, Jane – Emma (1815)
    Browning, Robert - “Porphyria’s Lover” (1836); “Soliloquy of the Spanish Cloister”
    (1846); “My Last Duchess” (1846); “Childe Roland to the Dark Tower
    Came” (1855).
    Byron, George Gordon, Lord – Don Juan, cantos 1 and 2 (1819)
    Carlyle, Thomas - Selections from Sartor Resartus (1834): “The Everlasting No,” “Centre
    of Indifference,” “The Everlasting Yea,” “Natural Supernaturalism.”
    Coleridge, Samuel Taylor – The Rime of the Ancient Mariner (1798-1817), Kubla Khan (1816), Biographia Literaria (1817) chapters 13, 14, 17.
    Crane, Stephen - “The Open Boat” (1898); “The Pace of Youth” (1898); “The Monster”
    (1899).
    Dickens, Charles - Great Expectations (1860–61).
    Douglass, Frederick - Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass (1845 version).
    Hopkins, Gerard Manley - Poems, 1876–89: “God’s Grandeur,” “Spring,” “Pied Beauty,”
    “Hurrahing in Harvest,” “The Windhover,” “Spring and Fall,” “As
    Kingfishers Catch Fire,” “(Carrion Comfort),” “No Worst, There Is
    None,” “To Seem the Stranger Lies My Lot, My Life,” “My Own
    Heart Let Me Have More Pity On,” “Tom’s Garland,” “That Nature
    Is a Heraclitean Fire,” “To R.B.”
    Keats, John - “On First Looking into Chapman’s Homer” (1816); “On Sitting Down
    to Read King Lear Once Again” (written 1818, published 1837); “La
    Belle Dame sans Merci” (1820); “Ode on Melancholy” (written 1819,
    published 1820).
    Marti, Jose - “Our America” (1891); “The Truth about the United States” (1894);
    “Coney Island” (1881).
    Melville, Herman - “Bartleby the Scrivener: A Story of Wall Street” (1853); “Benito
    Cereno” (1855).
    Mill, John Stuart - On the Subjection of Women (written 1860, published 1869).
    Shelley, Mary - Frankenstein (the 1818 text), with the Introduction of 1831.

    Shelley, Percy Bysshe - “Ode to the West Wind” (1819); “Adonais” (1821).

    Tennyson, Alfred Lord - “The Lady of Shalott” (written 1832, published 1842); “Ulysses”
    (written 1833, published 1842).

    Thoreau, Henry David – “Civil Disobedience” (1849).

    Twain, Mark - A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court (1889).

    Whitman, Walt - “Song of Myself” (1882); 1855 Preface to Leaves of Grass.

    Wordsworth, William - “My Heart Leaps Up,” “Strange Fits of Passion,” “Lines Written a Few Miles above Tintern Abbey,”
    “Ode: Intimations of Immortality,” “The World Is Too Much with Us”; Preface to Lyrical Ballads (1800).

    Literature Since 1900

    Achebe, Chinua – Things Fall Apart (1959).

    Anzaldua, Gloria - Borderlands/La Frontera: The New Mestiza (1987).

    Atwood, Margaret - The Handmaid’s Tale (1985); selections from Second Words (1982):
    “Amnesty International: An Address,” “An End to Audience?”

    Beckett, Samuel - Waiting for Godot (written 1948–49, published 1953).

    Conrad, Joseph - Heart of Darkness (1902).

    Eliot, T.S. - The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock (1915); “Tradition and the
    Individual Talent” (1922).

    Ellison, Ralph - Invisible Man (1953).

    Faulkner, William - Absalom, Absalom! (1936).

    Frost, Robert - “Home Burial,” “After Apple Picking,” “Neither Far Out,” “Design,”
    “Mending Wall,” “The Oven Bird,” “Never Again Would Birds’
    Song.”

    Greene, Graham - The Quiet American (1955).

    Hemingway, Ernest - A Farewell to Arms (1929).

    Hughes, Langston - “The Negro Speaks of Rivers,” “Negro,” “Dream Variations,” “I,
    Too,” “The Weary Blues,” “The Negro Artist and the Racial
    Mountain,” “Bad Luck Card,” “Johannesburg Mines,”
    “Advertisement for the Waldorf-Astoria,” “The English,” “Drum,”
    “Goodbye Christ,” “The Same,” “Air Raid over Harlem,” “Big
    Meeting,” “When the Negro Was in Vogue,” “Freedom Train,”
    “Harlem,” “Thank You, Ma’m,” “Radioactive Red Caps” (1921–61).

    Miller, Arthur – The Crucible (1953).
    Morrison, Toni – The Song of Solomon (1977).
    Naipaul, V.S. – A Bend in the River (1961).
    Plath, Sylvia - Selections from Ariel (1965): “Lady Lazarus,” “Cut,” “Ariel,” “The
    Applicant,” “Death & Co.,” “Daddy.”
    Stevens, Wallace - “Sunday Morning,” “The Idea of Order at Key West,” “The Snow
    Man,” “Peter Quince at the Clavier,” “Of Modern Poetry,” “Notes
    Toward a Supreme Fiction.”
    Thiong’o, Ngugi wa - Petals of Blood (1977); “On the Abolition of the English Department.”
    Vonnegut, Kurt - Slaughterhouse-Five


    most of my friends are science nerds and they say this type of test is ridiculous (hard, unnecessary) for grad school but whatever bitches high pass like a motherfucker

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    Wow dude, fuck that shit.

    I'll stick to math and science lol. Grats, can't imagine doing anything like that.

    As far as the car goes, I've been hoping to do that for years but the few times I've had the chance the cars either been moved or the chief denied us because we realistically didn't NEED to go through the car, but then again those weren't major structure fires with entrapment either and wouldn't justify it other than for the story.

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    That's awesome! I'm going into English Education but I'm unsure if I want to do grad school yet, but at least I know what I may be in for if I decide to go to it.

    Congrats bro, that's a lot of hard work paid off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Yeah, that'll teach his insurance company!

    People just love that it's a BMW so that the score war between the rich and everyone else increases to

    Rich: 458732
    Everyone else: 1
    Even if insurance covers it (they may not since he was illegally parked. I know if my car gets destroyed from me parking illegally, progressive will tell me to eat shit) he's still out whatever down payment and trade in he made on the car.

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