Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Melena]

Just ditched progressive for State Farm. Manager hooked me up with his agent (and no it's not Jake sadly). Ten dollars more a month then Progressive but I get renters insurance and my coverage went from 25/50 to 50/100. Plus I can have it billed to my credit card monthly instead of my checking account so I'll get an extra disney dollar a month on my disney visa without paying any interest on it. So yea leave progressive, win. better coverage, win. more disney dollars a month, win.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

grats, but how?

Niv Magus/Kiln Fiend deck.

[Abandon]

free sun chips? lies. you told them sandwich and drink, you stole that bag. you're an asshole

[BaneTheBrawler]

Niv Magus/Kiln Fiend deck.

nice. on the one hand, you let the spell resolve and get a boosted fiend! on the other, nullify it and permanently power up your elemental! that's a pretty clever anti-counter mechanic; i hadn't thought of it. may need to put some of those elementals in my nicol bolas deck!

[Myrrh_Quetz]

nice. on the one hand, you let the spell resolve and get a boosted fiend! on the other, nullify it and permanently power up your elemental! that's a pretty clever anti-counter mechanic; i hadn't thought of it. may need to put some of those elementals in my nicol bolas deck!

The deck is extremely fun to play. The only downside is that it's a very large glass cannon. The best hand is two land, assault strobe, Niv magus, mutagenic growth, slaughter pact, ground rift, draw into tainted strike turn two.
Turn one:
Land > Niv magus
Turn two:
Land > growth, pay two life, exile, slaughter pact, exile, assault strobe cast, tainted strike cast, ground rift, exile copies, attack.

If you don't have Niv magus elemental you play harbinger on turn one, search for Niv or kiln fiend. Then do the same thing on turn two or three with kiln fiend. It's so quick most can't do anything to it or of they can you acolytes blessing and make the creature pro them.

Biggest downside is that if you're creature does die your pretty stuck till you draw another.

And kiln fiend works even if you exile spells. It counts as being cast but it doesn't resolve. Even if I gets countered kiln fiend still gets the +3/+0

[Roranora]

free sun chips? lies. you told them sandwich and drink, you stole that bag. you're an asshole

for reals

it's not on the newbie to lean forward and see you silently holding your poorchoice sunchips. get that vickie's jalapeno, wtf.. and pay for it

[Charismatic]

nah son, harvest cheddar is god tier

[Anoat]

Harvest Cheddar was my choice, actually.

I clearly told him chips and drink, and had the bag of chips sitting on the counter. And he then saw me stuff the chips into my bag after he handed me my receipt and change. So yeah, all on him. No guilty conscience here.

[NynJa]

Harvest Cheddar was my choice, actually.

I clearly told him chips and drink, and had the bag of chips sitting on the counter. And he then saw me stuff the chips into my bag after he handed me my receipt and change. So yeah, all on him. No guilty conscience here.

You showed him the chips AFTER you paid for your meal? On the kid for not asking if you wanted a combo, but at the same time, you didnt mention it, which means you stole them. Even if its on him, you still took a product you didnt pay for, that you bagged yourself. If the kid put it in a bag, then handed it to you, thats one thing. But you now took it yourself.

[BaneTheBrawler]

oh my god no one fucking cares about subway chip bag ethics

[Aksannyi]

I am actually moderately interested in it. Stop trying to police the thread. Gawd.

[NynJa]

Theft only counts as theft if its value exceeds 10 dollars.

THIS IS THICK SARCASM, THICKER THAN A 500 POUND WOMAN

[Omniyoji]

Actually theft is theft and there is no value.

[Aksannyi]

There may be a value at which most won't press charges but agreed, theft is still theft.

[NynJa]

You guys actually took that last post of mine seriously, after what I JUST posted previously?

[Aksannyi]

ThiS iS tHe SaRcAsM fOnT

If you want people to read it as sarcasm, you write it like that. DUH.

[NynJa]

Its my 12.95 i'll do what I want to do

[Aksannyi]

WELL IT'S THE OTHER 5 PEOPLE's $64.75!!!!

[Ksandra]

I once got an extra tray from the dollar store (cheap plastic halloween one) because it was stuck to the one I was buying so looked like one tray instead of two. Even the cashier rang it up as one tray. It wasn't until I got home that they split into two. I freaked out about it for a good day with my hubby telling me to relax it was just a dollar. I didn't return it. I AM SO AWFUL.

I usually return things though, but I usually find out something wasn't rung up while I am at the parking lot.

[Charismatic]

Harvest Cheddar was my choice, actually.

I clearly told him chips and drink, and had the bag of chips sitting on the counter. And he then saw me stuff the chips into my bag after he handed me my receipt and change. So yeah, all on him. No guilty conscience here.

No guilty conscience and free Harvest Cheddar.
Sounds like you made off like a bandit. Definitely a win.