they make fun of you for getting up in time for work? where the fuck do they work that they can just waltz in whenever they want?
they make fun of you for getting up in time for work? where the fuck do they work that they can just waltz in whenever they want?
Ditched an ex, smashing some fine, fine 24 year old pus on the regular. New year, new job, new woman.
Stopped a guy from breaking into a car in front of L.A. Fitness. Give info on perp to the hot redhead at the front desk.
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Women gave me a $100. (Stupid women left her big purse and phone in the front seat).
Hot redhead asks me out while walking back to my truck.
Desk jobs I believe, the two that joke about it don't like my Thursdays. Haha.
So, Obamacare requires insurance companies to give women who give birth a breastpump for free. I was sad to find out Kaiser was giving out single manual pumps only. I was able to get a free rental for 30 days on a hospital-grade one (valued at $2k) because of low supply and had to return it yesterday. Found out on the mommy forums today they changed it so if you gave birth in 2014 you could order a double electric pump for free! I was almost about to break down and buy a $250 one before I found out. Fuck ya for being a procrastinator.
THANKS OBAMA
(and Kaiser)
Ksan if you need help with that pump I'm always free........
things just got gross
Got my A+ Certification on Monday. Only 1 to pass it in the class like a fucking boss!
Just got last minutes tickets to go see Neil deGrasse Tyson speak tonight. Fuck yeah!
fk you guys my life sucks
take it to the other thread, loser. real niggas need only apply