Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Omniyoji]

...should've posted faster

[jmc]

Jalopnik had an article about this incident this morning. Did you guys smash the windows out? Looks like a BMW, which we all know implies the driver is a douche bag anyways.


Edit: Link

http://jalopnik.com/this-is-why-that...ium=socialflow

Smashed window out, and had to move the car away from the curb so the hose could expand.

In the end, still didn't get all the water pressure they normally would from a unblocked hydrant. Owner showed up on scene a little later and got torn a new one from the sgt, and a ton of civilians on scene.

[quannum]

oblig.
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/23...c9633774a5.jpg

[Quixon]

Smashed window out, and had to move the car away from the curb so the hose could expand.

In the end, still didn't get all the water pressure they normally would from a unblocked hydrant. Owner showed up on scene a little later and got torn a new one from the sgt, and a ton of civilians on scene.

Excellent.

[Aksannyi]

Mad props to the dude who stopped me while I was walking home from the fitness center today to tell me I was beautiful, and when I answered that yes, I do have a boyfriend, telling me he's a very lucky guy and to have a nice night.

It's so rare to get hit on by a dude who
A. doesn't say some raunchy offensive shit (Bitch you wanna sit on this dick tonight?)
B. takes no for an answer the first time.

So, that's my win of the night.

[Abandon]

I'll wait for someone else

[Aksannyi]

Hey just because he said it doesn't mean I believe it, I ain't beautiful, sometimes I'm moderately attractive and that's good enough for me.

[AidenCarby]

Was he making eye contact?

[Ksandra]

Don't get me wrong that is definitely nice in general, but where the fuck are you going that

"get hit on by a dude whoA. doesn't say some raunchy offensive shit (Bitch you wanna sit on this dick tonight?)" is the norm? You gotta get out of w/e you are living lol.

The no thing I would say is pretty true though.

[Aksannyi]

Oh I'm not saying every guy does that. I used a terrible example (because I'm bad at bad pickup lines tbh) but most guys say some shit that's more than moderately offensive. The fact that he actually held a conversation instead of hollering out of his car at me (which I've had guys do) like "shit bitch you fine" is an improvement.

But yeah most are a lot less friendly in general at least in my experience.

[Qalbert]

I'll wait for someone else

so will he

[Abandon]

avatar matches, i love it

[Cream Soda]

Mad props to the dude who stopped me while I was walking home from the fitness center today to tell me I was beautiful, and when I answered that yes, I do have a boyfriend, telling me he's a very lucky guy and to have a nice night.

It's so rare to get hit on by a dude who
A. doesn't say some raunchy offensive shit (Bitch you wanna sit on this dick tonight?)
B. takes no for an answer the first time.

So, that's my win of the night.

Lol people say that legit (like not in a joking manner?)

[Charismatic]

YES THEY DO!
Its hilarious because it works more than it should.

[Aksannyi]

Maybe if the chick is ratchet, but if all you want is a one night stand then I guess ratchet is good enough lol.

[Cream Soda]

YES THEY DO!
Its hilarious because it works more than it should.

Well shit, I may as well put a

"This could be us" caption on my avatar

[Sepukku]

Oh I'm not saying every guy does that. I used a terrible example (because I'm bad at bad pickup lines tbh) but most guys say some shit that's more than moderately offensive.

Aks, youre cool and all in the hockey thread, but to be honest, you listed like a half dozen fairly center/norm stuff (compared to what everyone else was throwing around in the convo) in the NSFW sex thread that you felt were incredibly revolting and/or extremely disrespectful, so your offensive sensibility level is suspect.

[Abandon]

seriously. if my girl likes getting busted on, it is what it is. speaking of which, i busted a peter north 7-stringer a few days ago, one of which shot clear over my girl's head. she high-fived me afterwards. hellz yeah

[BaneTheBrawler]

so your offensive sensibility level is suspect.

her tits have a higher jimmy capacity than most, so they're more easily rustled.

[Abandon]

nobody on bg will be rustling those mammoths