Just wait until the withdrawal shakes begin
and then you remember you have no character to go back to
Spoiler: show
Just wait until the withdrawal shakes begin
and then you remember you have no character to go back to
Spoiler: show
Tim Howard saving the US something fierce.
someone filled teh freezer at work with those 25 cent popsicles that come in plastic that you gotta bite/cut. fuck yes, i bought half of them and put them in my mini-freezer in my office.
My white ass is actually tanning this year instead of just staying perpetually lobster red throughout the summer.
Everything is coming up millhouse
Enjoy your cancer!
Though, I'm pretty much Zoidberg on that front, myself. Maybe more a random fail, but I changed the oil in my dad's truck last week and got sunburn on my legs within a half hour.
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I always have those stocked in the fridge. Always. They're so insanely cheap and last fucking forever. Da best.
Also random win:
Mom comes to visit in a week for 6 weeks. I am so excited! Started spring cleaning the apartment this weekend and it's going pretty well. Even managed to bathe the cats without losing an eye.
Yes, those. I've been bitching for months for them to put them in the shop for purchase, so they bought 5. i bought 2 of THOSE, are now privately stocked for the next week. Maybe. I was yelled at for opening 5 at once and just working through them. Work be damned.
i fucking love those things. i also always keep some around. they're so cheap, don't bother me, so why the fuck not.
also i deal with summer by not going outside until evening, when the sun is setting and it's cooling off (tbh i do that anyway, that's my default cycle). fuck that shit. i'm really, really pale. as such, i burn really, really easily. and badly.
I always end up with a stockpile of the green ones cause nobody likes that flavor.
Called the fire brigade in time to stop my house burning down.
Plumber had done some maintenance on the boiler, he said it was all working fine. An hour later, I go downstairs for a cup of tea, and there's an acrid smell. Somewhere between woodsmoke and paper fire smell.
Went to check the boiler room and found it like that, called the fire brigade, they arrived 6 mins later and hosed it the fuck down.
If you REALLY want to go there - I like women and have kissed a woman in front of you ( hopefully more sometime) , My sex drive blows yours out of the water, You get sex/BJ whenever you want without complaint, I cook and clean , I watch wrestling with you , I play video games and am a fucking clutz so you get to make fun of me at your leisure. That should cover it.
lol, can't win them all.