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  1. #661
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    Just wait until the withdrawal shakes begin

    and then you remember you have no character to go back to

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    so you start playing XIV

    oh nvm you already do... can't stop the SE IV drip

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silenka View Post

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    so you start playing XIV

    oh nvm you already do... can't stop the SE IV drip
    First World Problems

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    someone filled teh freezer at work with those 25 cent popsicles that come in plastic that you gotta bite/cut. fuck yes, i bought half of them and put them in my mini-freezer in my office.

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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    My white ass is actually tanning this year instead of just staying perpetually lobster red throughout the summer.

    Everything is coming up millhouse

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    Enjoy your cancer!

    Though, I'm pretty much Zoidberg on that front, myself. Maybe more a random fail, but I changed the oil in my dad's truck last week and got sunburn on my legs within a half hour.

  7. #667
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    someone filled teh freezer at work with those 25 cent popsicles that come in plastic that you gotta bite/cut. fuck yes, i bought half of them and put them in my mini-freezer in my office.
    ?


    I always have those stocked in the fridge. Always. They're so insanely cheap and last fucking forever. Da best.

    Also random win:
    Mom comes to visit in a week for 6 weeks. I am so excited! Started spring cleaning the apartment this weekend and it's going pretty well. Even managed to bathe the cats without losing an eye.

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    Yes, those. I've been bitching for months for them to put them in the shop for purchase, so they bought 5. i bought 2 of THOSE, are now privately stocked for the next week. Maybe. I was yelled at for opening 5 at once and just working through them. Work be damned.

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    i fucking love those things. i also always keep some around. they're so cheap, don't bother me, so why the fuck not.


    also i deal with summer by not going outside until evening, when the sun is setting and it's cooling off (tbh i do that anyway, that's my default cycle). fuck that shit. i'm really, really pale. as such, i burn really, really easily. and badly.

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    I always end up with a stockpile of the green ones cause nobody likes that flavor.

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    Because She's the woman Blue Gartr deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    I always end up with a stockpile of the green ones cause nobody likes that flavor.
    The grape ones are the worst imo. I ate so many of these as a kid..now they are too sweet for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gryffes View Post
    Called the fire brigade in time to stop my house burning down.
    And the story is?

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    Plumber had done some maintenance on the boiler, he said it was all working fine. An hour later, I go downstairs for a cup of tea, and there's an acrid smell. Somewhere between woodsmoke and paper fire smell.
    Went to check the boiler room and found it like that, called the fire brigade, they arrived 6 mins later and hosed it the fuck down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astylla View Post
    The grape ones are the worst imo. I ate so many of these as a kid..now they are too sweet for me
    Why did I marry you again? You hate Grape fruit snacks, you hate grape otter pops. You have no interest in Guardians of the Galaxy. How do you contain so much fail?

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    Because She's the woman Blue Gartr deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Astylla View Post
    The grape ones are the worst imo. I ate so many of these as a kid..now they are too sweet for me
    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    Why did I marry you again? You hate Grape fruit snacks, you hate grape otter pops. You have no interest in Guardians of the Galaxy. How do you contain so much fail?
    If you REALLY want to go there - I like women and have kissed a woman in front of you ( hopefully more sometime) , My sex drive blows yours out of the water, You get sex/BJ whenever you want without complaint, I cook and clean , I watch wrestling with you , I play video games and am a fucking clutz so you get to make fun of me at your leisure. That should cover it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astylla View Post
    If you REALLY want to go there - I like women and have kissed a woman in front of you ( hopefully more sometime) , My sex drive blows yours out of the water, You get sex/BJ whenever you want without complaint, I cook and clean , I watch wrestling with you , I play video games and am a fucking clutz so you get to make fun of me at your leisure. That should cover it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astylla View Post
    If you REALLY want to go there - I like women and have kissed a woman in front of you ( hopefully more sometime) , My sex drive blows yours out of the water, You get sex/BJ whenever you want without complaint, I cook and clean , I watch wrestling with you , I play video games and am a fucking clutz so you get to make fun of me at your leisure. That should cover it.
    Yeah...uh... She wins this one by a mile. Not even a contest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astylla View Post
    If you REALLY want to go there - I like women and have kissed a woman in front of you ( hopefully more sometime) , My sex drive blows yours out of the water, You get sex/BJ whenever you want without complaint, I cook and clean , I watch wrestling with you , I play video games and am a fucking clutz so you get to make fun of me at your leisure. That should cover it.

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    lol, can't win them all.

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