2014 NHL Playoff Thread: NO SERIOUSLY WHO THE HELL IS ALEC MARTINEZ

[bluefan]

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[Brill Weave]

I wouldn't mind seeing RJ Umberger in a Pens jersey.

[Sepukku]

I wouldn't mind seeing RJ Umberger in a Pens jersey.

Maybe for 1-1.5mil but nowhere near CBJ's rate

[Brill Weave]

Hart Trophy(aka my favorite poster award or the poster who annoys me least) - Bregor

Lady Byng Trophy(aka the poster we feel bad taking shots at but do it anyways) - Izzy

Vezina Trophy(aka the poster who defends their team even when they shouldn't) - bluefan

Calder Trophy(aka the poster who made his debut in the playoffs and won't return until next playoffs) - Mad Dog Ben Richards

Art Ross Trophy(aka who I feel had the most slams on others, nonsensical or not) - Sepukku

James Norris Trophy(aka the poster who gets defensive the quickest) - Nynja

Conn Smythe Trophy(aka the poster who contributed the most without actually contributing anything of substance, or even a single rational thought, during the playoffs) - Ratatapa

Bill Masterton Trophy(aka the poster who rose above the ragging and keeps on keepin on) - Vaspinne

Ted Lindsay Trophy(aka the poster who feels more important than they are) - bori, jmc, Cutriss, all of Boston?

Jack Adams Trophy(aka the poster who most pointed out problems on their team that a 4 year old would recognize) - Nynja

Frank J. Selke Trophy(aka the poster who most demonstrated their ability to make intelligent defensive comments about their team, while whining about them at the same time) - Jornna & BK

[bluefan]

/clutches Vezina

MINE!

[Sepukku]

Hart Trophy(aka my favorite poster award or the poster who annoys me least) - Bregor

Lady Byng Trophy(aka the poster we feel bad taking shots at but do it anyways) - Izzy

Vezina Trophy(aka the poster who defends their team even when they shouldn't) - bluefan

Calder Trophy(aka the poster who made his debut in the playoffs and won't return until next playoffs) - Mad Dog Ben Richards

Art Ross Trophy(aka who I feel had the most slams on others, nonsensical or not) - Sepukku

James Norris Trophy(aka the poster who gets defensive the quickest) - Nynja

Conn Smythe Trophy(aka the poster who contributed the most without actually contributing anything of substance, or even a single rational thought, during the playoffs) - Ratatapa

Bill Masterton Trophy(aka the poster who rose above the ragging and keeps on keepin on) - Vaspinne

Ted Lindsay Trophy(aka the poster who feels more important than they are) - bori, jmc, Cutriss, all of Boston?

Jack Adams Trophy(aka the poster who most pointed out problems on their team that a 4 year old would recognize) - Nynja

Frank J. Selke Trophy(aka the poster who most demonstrated their ability to make intelligent defensive comments about their team, while whining about them at the same time) - Jornna & BK

And Pittsburgh wins another Art Ross!!

Lemieux, Jagr, Crosby, and Malkin... I'm in good company

[Ratatapa]

lol gj brill

I would add Aks to Selke

[Ratatapa]

MOAR TWITTER TIME
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FLA GM Dale Tallon has whittled list of 6 finalists for head coach down to 3. Will narrow to 2 and name one, likely by end of week. #TSN


Six FLA coaching finalists were: Dan Bylsma, Marc Crawford, Ron Wilson, Gerard Gallant, Tom Renney, Bill Peters. #TSN

[NynJa]

I wouldn't mind seeing RJ Umberger in a Pens jersey.

I hate him, fucking noted Hab killer.

James Norris Trophy(aka the poster who gets defensive the quickest) - Nynja

Jack Adams Trophy(aka the poster who most pointed out problems on their team that a 4 year old would recognize) - Nynja

TWO AWARDS BITCHES READ EM AND WEEP

[Brill Weave]

I would expect we're going to close the thread sometime today. If Bregs isn't on today I'll start it up and let him change the title.

[NynJa]

How I feel about my two awards:

[Mad Dog Ben Richards]

lol those awards made me laugh when i got in to work today. Grats to the kings fans.

I'm all about the baseball now till the fall... lets go Yankees!

[NynJa]

Hey, since Aks will probably read this here before going into the MLB thread:

If Tampa Bay moves to Montreal in the next few years, are you going to cheer for the Expos?!?

[Aksannyi]

lol gj brill

I would add Aks to Selke

Nah, that thing said intelligent, most of the posters in this thread pretty much consider me an idiot. /shrug

[Aksannyi]

Hey, since Aks will probably read this here before going into the MLB thread:

If Tampa Bay moves to Montreal in the next few years, are you going to cheer for the Expos?!?

That would be a no. I'd probably go back to being a Pirates fan. Besides we have a contract here through 2027 and I've not heard any talk of the team leaving the area. And I work in a news station where I'd generally hear a lot of that sort of chatter.

[Deader2818]

I wish I could go to the parade but I live in south jersey.

[Wulfgang]

Hart Trophy(aka my favorite poster award or the poster who annoys me least) - Bregor

Lady Byng Trophy(aka the poster we feel bad taking shots at but do it anyways) - Izzy

Vezina Trophy(aka the poster who defends their team even when they shouldn't) - bluefan

Calder Trophy(aka the poster who made his debut in the playoffs and won't return until next playoffs) - Mad Dog Ben Richards

Art Ross Trophy(aka who I feel had the most slams on others, nonsensical or not) - Sepukku

James Norris Trophy(aka the poster who gets defensive the quickest) - Nynja

Conn Smythe Trophy(aka the poster who contributed the most without actually contributing anything of substance, or even a single rational thought, during the playoffs) - Ratatapa

Bill Masterton Trophy(aka the poster who rose above the ragging and keeps on keepin on) - Vaspinne

Ted Lindsay Trophy(aka the poster who feels more important than they are) - bori, jmc, Cutriss, all of Boston?

Jack Adams Trophy(aka the poster who most pointed out problems on their team that a 4 year old would recognize) - Nynja

Frank J. Selke Trophy(aka the poster who most demonstrated their ability to make intelligent defensive comments about their team, while whining about them at the same time) - Jornna & BK

[Callisto]

Offseason time, new thread here: http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/121....T.(POST-TEEMU)

[Brill Weave]

Sorry Wulfy there was no NHL equivalent to a most likely to be found dead in a gutter with a pair of clown shoes on and nothing else with a bac level of 4.1 award.