2014 NHL Playoff Thread: NO SERIOUSLY WHO THE HELL IS ALEC MARTINEZ

[Ishido]

I got you a present



It's shame to people who are wrong

[Ishido]

Also that Seabrook hit is brutal

I would really like to see 5 games but know it will probably be 2 or 3.

[Sepukku]

Fuckin LOL @ Ratapata seriously being put down for Dallas in 4.

[Sepukku]

Hi my name is Penguins and how do I defense

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Fucking all 5 guys are low, only 3 CBJ in on the play, all of them are outside the Penguins D and they still let a pimpsqueek get in and hack at the rebound 3-4x with no one hitting him, taking his stick, or playing the puck away themselves

[bluefan]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manito...nity-1.2615782

Great One headed to Winnipeg to speak at a business dinner. Only Chamber members can buy tickets, luckily my father knows several... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[BadKarma]

Hi my name is Penguins and how do I defense

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Fucking all 5 guys are low, only 3 CBJ in on the play, all of them are outside the Penguins D and they still let a pimpsqueek get in and hack at the rebound 3-4x with no one hitting him, taking his stick, or playing the puck away themselves

I think it was Maata and Stempniak just standing there watching Calvert take 3 shot attempts.

[Sepukku]

I think it was Maata and Stempniak just standing there watching Calvert take 3 shot attempts.

Maatta isn't even on the ice.

Stempniak is a winger and the 5th guy in the zone when you run the video, hes responsible for the D-man. If he has anyone, it'd be (3) as Scuderi rotates to pick up Dubinsky coming around behind the net after Jokinen fell.

Letang (2) has the eventual goal scorer, Calvert (2). Letang 'defended' him the whole way, Calvert came in down Letang's side, Letang let him stop up on the half wall and smoke a cigarette while Dubinsky drove low and then Calvert fed it to Dubinsky (1). Letang and Calvert then went towards the net and Letang took a 3 second mental nap and watched motionless as Calvert hammered at the puck.

[Sepukku]

People already saying in Pittsburgh media and the corresponding article comments that the Penguins are choking again, that we're losing in 5 games, maybe game 6 at CBJ tops. Of course including Byslma is Gone comments; but even now saying Shero needs fired for resigning Letang.

[Ishido]

Sports media is all shit and the only variable is how much shittier it is in certain markets

[Aksannyi]

I was in line at Spash Mountain and we were up 3-1 and the next time I checked the score we were tied in OT. -.-

How to blow a Lead in the Playoffs, A novel by the Pittsburgh Penguins

[Sepukku]

I was in line at Spash Mountain and we were up 3-1 and the next time I checked the score we were tied in OT. -.-

How to blow a Lead in the Playoffs, A novel by the Pittsburgh Penguins

Step 1: Put a defensively-suspect forward on the point for your power play after already giving up a SHG the game before.

[Thoronas]

Sports media is all shit and the only variable is how much shittier it is in certain markets

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[Sepukku]

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Its not total hype/paranoia-to-get-heard media crap; some of its true. A lot of people think Bylsma was lucky to be back this year; if we lose to CBJ in first round with both Geno and Sid healthy Bylsma is going to be gone 110% for sure.

[CrosisX]

I think Roenick's suit is channeling a little bit of Don Cherry

[bluefan]

So while it may be true Jets are the only franchise without a playoff win... Also means we have the fewest playoff losses.

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[CrosisX]

So while it may be true Jets are the only franchise without a playoff win... Also means we have the fewest playoff losses.

You can trace that back to when they were the thrashers and they still have 0 playoff wins and only 1 post season appearance.

[CrosisX]

Didn't take long in this game for the Flyers to get their first penalty.

[CrosisX]

St. Louis!!!

[Aksannyi]

St. Louis already

[CrosisX]

I didn't actually anticipate that goal. I thought the Rangers looked a little flat to start.