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    Black Guy from Predator.
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    Temper Tantrums Galore! Matt Jablonski, Leviathan!

    For those that play on Leviathan, please avoid Matt Jablonski at all costs. This dude's history runs all the way back to Ragnarok on FFXI. He played then as DemonSpawnMatt, and NOTHING about him as changed, except now it's even more pathetic when he loses his shit over drop stupidness.

    This is our guy, DemonSpawnMatt. Pics spoilered for HUEG LYKE XBAWX.

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    This, ladies and gentlemen, is the fine specimen I have to present to you today.

    Now, if you wanna see him in action, click the link, and skip to ~3hr:39min into the stream.



    Ladies and gentlemen, what began is an innocent-sounding farming of Turn 1 for equip for folks (i assume alternate jobs, because seriously, unless new, who the fuck is still on about omg NEED NEED NEED for T1 drops?), turns into a several hour rant and temper tantrum. Basically, it went down as follows:

    Our buddy Matt joined a PF Turn 1 farm group. He asked if healer hands were free, and was basically told that nobody NEEDS them. so he goes in on BLM, they clear the fight. Healer hands drop, he's filled with glee.

    And this, my friends, is when shit goes south.

    The gloves drop to an innocent WHM, who is gearing her SCH. they greed, and she outrolls him by 10 (he screams 1, but niggas, this boy can't count, OR play pingpong; last I checked, 45-35 = 10). This clearly enrages our gentle, down-on-luck Matt. So what does he do? He goes HAM. Shouts, Party Finder messages badmouthing her, and even GM calls to report her for stealing loot. All the while, his friends and people on the phone and everything ... well... I won't rob you of the hilarity, you can see it for yourself. If you wanna find out more about this guy, he can be found on twitter and facebook as well.

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    you can all still go fuck yourselves, Abandon out.

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    Fuck you Abandon.

    Also, for such a "computer-savvy tech guy" he fucking types at 5 wpm and doesn't use Home to change his idiotic spams from LS to LS. Fucking shit tier stuff here guys.

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    *popcorn* ...

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    Shoutouts to the LS member who taught him how to spell liar.

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    This guy rustles the shit out of my jimmies with his slow typing and fucking idiotic attitude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    Shoutouts to the LS member who taught him how to spell liar.
    lmao

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    dude was on Ragnarok with us too, the straight up disses he would catch for being a pussy were legendary

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    oh. he was a SHIT white mage. i remember, every time you joined an exp group ,and saw DemonSpawnMatt, the group would fall apart instantly. i was certainly not about that life

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    So mad I can't watch twitch from work or on my phone. God dammit.

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    Oh snap, Akiyama sighted in one of those linkshells.
    Someone get that man in here stat.

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    fuck! uh... trying to remember his name

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    I love that the gloves dropped for that group again while he was going on this tirade.

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    that COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNN made me laugh so hard

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    Oh man, didn't he have to leave Ragnarok due to his rep being so bad?

    I hadn't heard of OKcupid before, so not sure if its a legit dating sight or a hook up site, but that has to be the worst 'bio' ever.

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    Yes, Jaffar, he left Rag because he couldn't catch a break. And a glorious day it was, and they all rejoiced.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    fuck! uh... trying to remember his name
    http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodest...acter/1557587/

    ? for Aki

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    Watched his stream after he lost his hands in t1 was such gold lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratatapa View Post
    nah, i meant his actual name

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    lol, I watched that stream. I was amazed to watch him rage quit T1 over healer gloves, proceed to make a T7 PT and be trolled by GW, rage quit that, then continue to stream and show the world how bad his black mage was failing doing AK.

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