These were the only two posts referencing the best under-the-radar NFL story this summer. Here's Jerruh in all his glory:
http://terezowens.com/jerry-jones-sc...-pics-surface/
would x2 (x3 counting Jerry himself)
This is how true pimps do it, not messing around with fasian, plastic-faced women with a letter for a first name who record your racist bullshit, forcing you to sell your team, and then claim you're into dudes. Well done, Jerruh.
Of course, you might have missed it because a. Rhinox never posts links and b. ESPN, Fox, and pretty much everyone else chose not to run anything about it. I mean, it would seriously cut into their Johan Futbol coverage and we simply can't have that.
Also I wrote most of this before the Fappening happened yesterday (but it's still strangely appropriate) so a big shout out to Headspace for the initial link.
Predictions!
AFC East: New England
AFC North: Pittsburgh
AFC South: Indianapolis
AFC West: Denver
Wild Cards: San Diego, Cincinnati
NFC East: Philadelphia
NFC North: Green Bay
NFC South: New Orleans
NFC West: Seattle
Wild Cards: Chicago, Arizona
AFC Championship: Denver over New England
NFC Championship: New Orleans over Seattle
Super Bowl Champ: Denver Broncos
Coach: Pete Carroll, Seattle
Comeback POY: Motherfucking JULIO JONES, Atlanta
Offensive POY: Matt Forte, Chicago
Defensive POY: Von Miller, Denver
Offensive ROY: Kelvin Benjamin, Carolina
Defensive ROY: Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, Green Bay
NFL MVP: Drew Brees, New Orleans
Coaches Fired: Joe Philbin, Dennis Allen, Jason Garrett
HOT READS:
1. Neither Harbaugh makes the playoffs.
2. Four rookie QBs (Bortles, Manziel, Bridgewater, Carr) will be starting by week 7.
3. Washington goes full I Am Sam and benches or trades Bob Triple.
4. Greater Manning and the Broncos lose week 3 in Seattle, then after their week 4 bye he goes all Tyrannical Touchdown Tosser and hits 50+ TDs again, and Denver wins 16 straight games for an 18-1 record and Super Bowl ring. And TTT rides off into the sunset.
5. The Eagles win their division with an 8-8 record.
6. I will go on vacation for a week and a bunch of you dullards will get yourselves banned again.