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    You just got served THE CALLISTO SPECIAL
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    2014-15 NHL Season Thread: BLUEFAN IS IN THE PLAYOFFS

    Sorry guys, been busy as fuck this past week, was hoping to get a proper writeup done but ran out of time. Breg if you want to do something, just edit into this post. Also I'm drunk but I think that's a solid Budaj pun. Detroit sucks.

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    GO FLAMES GO!!!!!!!!!! PRESEASON IS OVER SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
















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    Still gotta wait half a week ._.

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    Damnit Calli


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    Habs get involved in the thread title <3

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    FOR FUCKS' SAKE !!!
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    Ahem.

    Former Hab.

    The dudes a Jet now. Unfortunate for him, but that's why he's paid the big bucks!

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    You just got served THE CALLISTO SPECIAL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bregor View Post
    Damnit Calli


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    Quote Originally Posted by bluefan View Post
    Ahem.

    Former Hab.

    The dudes a Jet now. Unfortunate for the Jets, but that's why he's paid the big bucks!
    [Insert boiler-plate text here.]

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    Requoting my 2013 prediction post since Callisto sucks. Almost everything is still relevant and that continuum of awesomeness is pretty awesome. Changed my conference predictions and trophy winners:

    Quote Originally Posted by Wulfgang
    Can I start drinking again finally? Fucking thank god I can start breaking these out again.

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    WULFGANG'S SOLILOQUY TO HACKEY FANSHIP ON BG

    FUCK YOUR FACE THORONAS YOU DIRTY GRAVY EATING MOOSE FUCKER! Also fuck Ace, Ishido, Jornna, Palin, Vagus, Richybear, Vaspinne, and any other fans of non-Preds Western Conference fans. This excludes Callisto and Isladar obviously because the Central is the fucking shit and I can't take any more account infractions for drunk hockey tirades. Add Bluefan to the fuck list for sure; who cheers for the Thrashers? Not sure Sep can be on the fuck list, might be construed as discriminating against derps. Definitely put Mote on there; he's just the epitome of internet rage. Random bandwagon Canucks / Kings / Rangers / etc. fans are at the bottom of "Wulfgang's Continuum of Awesomeness" and should not talk ever. Also if you don't drink, something is wrong with you.

    Everyone else falls somewhere between mote of dust and taco that is pretty old but I am still considering eating. Continuum of Awesomeness is generally something like:

    Preds Ice Girls > Wulfgang > Preds Fans > Red Pandas > Bregor/Isladar/Callisto/Brill > Other Central Fans > Heated Towel Racks > Thoronas > Other Bestern Conf Fans > Leastern Conference Fans > Bandwagoners > Ace.

    Yes I believe it's time for more GIFs:


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    Preds Ice Girls intermission:


    I mean good lord, how can you get more awesome than that? Ice girls are awesome to begin with, but ice girls that barehand that guy and then wriggle it at Mike Smith in some sort of vodoo hex? Yes, my friends, welcome to Predators Republic of Bluegartr, population Wulfgang. Rawrrrrrr!

    Wulfstradamus Predictions:
    Leastern Conference (have not rechecked if this is even possible with new divisional format; Eastern sucks)
    1) Bruins
    2) Penguins
    3) Lightning
    4) Rangers
    5) Flyers
    6) Canadiens
    7) Capitals
    8) Blue Jackets

    Bestern:
    1) Blues
    2) Kings
    3) Hawks
    4) Stars
    5) Ducks
    6) NASHVEGAS PREDATORS OF DOOM
    7) Shraks
    8) Wild

    Hart: Stamkos (fuck the Pens)
    Vezina: PEKKA RINNE, CHAIRMAN OF FINNISH DOOM ACTIVITIES AND SABERTOOTH AWARENESS
    Norris: SHEA WEBER, INVENTOR OF THE BEARD AND CAPTAIN OF ALL DOOM / AWESOMENESS / OTHERSTUFF
    Calder: Jonathan Drouin (Bolts ftw)
    Selke: Bergeron
    Jack Adams: BARRY TROTZ, LORD OF THE NECK AND WILLOW WAFTGOOD'S STUNT DOUBLE IN WILLOW (actually might pull it off on the Caps)

    Christ, this took like an hour to write. Go hackey!

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    Did someone say HACKEY GIFS


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    2014-2015 RIP TORTS
    NHL will never be the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bregor View Post
    Damnit Calli

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wulfgang View Post
    Requoting my 2013 prediction post since Callisto sucks. Almost everything is still relevant and that continuum of awesomeness is pretty awesome. Changed my conference predictions and trophy winners:


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    In honor of this thread, I shall dump a series of fun hockey f-bomb gifs that I already posted in the RIT.










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    THIS IS BREGOR'S STORY
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    Adding to Aksy's post, more "fuck you"s or close to it:
























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    Ovie just tweeted welcoming Burakovsky to the team

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    The only two gifs that matter:




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    Tom Wilson will never be good.
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    Caps expected lines;



    I expect Kuzya to move into MoJo's spot quickly and Wilson will be stuck 4th line again when he gets back unless Laich dies again. Schmidt will be in for Green until Green is healthy and Orlov will be in for Hillen whenever he is back prolly...

    Too many forwards atm... MoJo/Laich need to prove themselves this year or give way to the younger guys(kuzya/bura/wilson) imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Judai View Post
    Too many forwards atm... MoJo/Laich need to prove themselves this year or give way to the younger guys(kuzya/bura/wilson) imo.
    Ovie, Backstrom, Kuzya, Bura, Wilson should all be top-six eventually. Brouwer and Laich can excel on the 3rd line. Definitely put up or shut up time for MoJo

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    Yay new thread

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