Meanwhile, in Florida.

**myreality** · 2014-10-23 19:06

http://pix11.com/2014/10/23/florida-...bout-spaghetti

Florida woman sets roommate on fire after argument about spaghetti

I laughed.

**notorious bum** · 2014-10-24 15:02

I was rolling until they got to the part where the dude's face melted off.... fucking gremlin.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-11-04 11:16

http://khon2.com/2014/11/03/90-year-...-the-homeless/

man arrested for feeding the homeless.

**AidenCarby** · 2014-11-04 11:18

That old man is a god damn G.

**notorious bum** · 2014-11-04 14:44

Thanksgiving is going to be an all-out bloodbath, son. I wonder if police will set-up sting operations for unapproved food drives. Those youtube stars giving away food for hits better watch out.

**6souls** · 2014-11-05 09:09

14 yr old gets their arm broken and charged for resisting arrest for not handing their phone over to police

Jared Nash of the Greenacres Police Department demanded to see the teen's phone without a search warrant on October 21, reportedly as a part of an investigation into an earlier fight at John I. Leonard High School in Palm Beach County. The unnamed girl was, according to the New Times report, on the phone to her mother and attempted to walk away from Nash.

"I told [her] to put the phone down, but she continued to talk on it," Nash wrote in the police report. He then claims that she raised her arm and pushed him back. His report continues, "When she did this I took a hold of her left arm... [She] then began to twist and pull her arm around in an increased physical level trying to pull away," Nash claims. "I then tried placing [her] left hand behind her back to secure her in handcuffs due to her pushing me, her increasing attempts to break away from my grasp, and continuing to try hand the phone to [her friend] despite my orders not to."

https://news.vice.com/article/office...take-her-phone
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pu...ing_arrest.php
http://davyv.blogspot.com/2014/10/gr...e-officer.html
https://www.scribd.com/doc/245447704...-During-Arrest

**Dantrag** · 2014-11-05 14:03

While FL sucks sometimes, I do miss it.

**Tyrath** · 2014-11-06 06:27

Originally Posted by Dantrag

While FL sucks sometimes, I do miss it.

I'm here right now. Get me out :<

**Dantrag** · 2014-11-06 07:24

Originally Posted by Tyrath

I'm here right now. Get me out :<

I'm in NC... it's no better... unless you like jobs. So yeah... nvm.

**Kerberoz** · 2014-11-07 03:30

http://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan

**Tyrath** · 2015-01-14 13:39

This seems relevant.

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/dic6af/florida-haters

**Waraji** · 2015-01-14 14:25

rofl Cause of Death: George Zimmerman. Lost it.

**Koyangi** · 2015-01-15 15:26

Pinellas county again...

http://entertainment.verizon.com/new..._animal_gro-ap

**Galkaeater** · 2015-01-20 00:00

Similar to the reddit page above

https://twitter.com/_Flor1daWoman

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

**Aksannyi** · 2015-01-28 07:03

Tail of survival: Buried cat, believed dead, claws back to life

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/2...s-back-to-life

FOX 13 visited Bart [the cat] on Monday. Rescuers say they believe he may have regained consciousness, dug himself out of the ground, and hid for a few days.

So yeah the zombie apocalypse might actually be a legit thing that's happening in Florida now. And not that damn far away from where I live. Excuse me, I'm going to board up my apartment and hoard bullets and food.

**myreality** · 2015-03-18 23:39

http://www.peer.org/news/news-releas...aims-a-victim/

Washington, DC — A Florida state employee is in hot water for speaking about climate change at an official meeting and keeping notes of that discussion in official minutes, according to a complaint filed today by Public Employees for Environmental Responsibility (PEER). In response, his superiors at the Florida Department of Environmental Protection (DEP) issued him a letter of reprimand, ordered him to take two days leave and then told him not to return until he had medical clearance of his fitness for duty.

**Melena** · 2015-03-19 11:15

I'm amazed it took that long for the first casualty to appear.

**Aksannyi** · 2015-03-19 11:17

For a minute I was wondering if that was one of my professors, because on Tuesday he literally made a joke about not being allowed to say "climate change" (thanks, Rick Scott) but saying it anyway. I don't think that my professor was at an official Florida government meeting but still, that's really funny considering his recent comments.

**Aksannyi** · 2015-04-05 22:03

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/pe...ed-four-people

People in Pasco county warned about mega bee hive that attacked four people

New Port Richey - Three adult males are being treated at the Medical Center of Trinity and one other woman is recovering at home after being stung by bees.

Pasco County Fire rescue responded to the call of a bee attack around 11:30 Sunday morning. Rescue crews say there is a wild hive home to around 30,000 bees in a tree around the home at 7805 Calabash Lane in New Port Richey.

This isn't that far from here. You dumb motherfuckers, don't mess with fucking bees.