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    Lopez later admitted that he had become a “monster” when Nemeth twice uttered her ex-husband’s name during sex. He said that he had inserted a beer bottle and a curling iron in Nemeth’s vagina and anus. Lopez suggested that she had been too intoxicated to resist, according to WFOR.

    He said that he then inserted both fists, before putting his arm in her up the elbow and ripping out intestinal matter. Lopez told authorities that he had a cigarette after disemboweling Nemeth, and after he finished it she had stopped breathing

    Florida once again raises the bar.

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    Um.

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    that is...not in the spirit of this thread at all

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    That's kinda reaching isn't it?

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    Not in the spirit of the thread? I guess I don't have a good grasp on the matter.

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    It's about stupid shit... not... whatever the fuck that just was...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aoshi View Post
    That's kinda reaching isn't it?
    10/10

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    As a resident Florida man:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waraji View Post
    As a resident Florida man:

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazzyphizzle View Post
    that is...not in the spirit of this thread at all
    Quote Originally Posted by Dantrag View Post
    It's about stupid shit... not... whatever the fuck that just was...
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    welp...

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    Jesus.

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    http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/...ifying-n441331


    Florida Judge Jails Domestic Abuse Victim for Not Testifying

    The judge asked the woman to explain herself during a contempt of court hearing on July 30 for failing to appear to testify against Brennan the week before.

    The woman apologized, saying she had been "dealing with depression" and anxiety since the abuse incident.

    But the judge responds, "You think you have anxiety now? You haven't seen anxiety."

    The woman said she took a domestic abuse class and had asked that the charges be dropped.

    "I'm trying to move on with my life," she said. "I'm homeless now. I'm living with my parents. I'm just not in a good place right now."
    Only 3 days in jail but still, what the hell!

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    Quote Originally Posted by myreality View Post
    http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/...ifying-n441331

    Only 3 days in jail but still, what the hell!
    There's no way there isn't more to the story. Either the police report was sketchy and she didn't want to get nailed for perjury, or she just up and stopped talking to the DA at some point after saying "sure I'll testify." If she had said anything to them along the lines of "I don't want to testify because of potential retribution" prior to the court date, the judge never would've convicted her of contempt. Don't feel sorry for her ass simply because she claimed the victim status.

    The entire system is broken when it comes to domestic violence, and this is a poignant example of it. She wanted the charges dropped against the guy, and the cops refused. The guy is in jail for a couple weeks despite there being no witness testimony that he did anything at all. There was an accusation. That's it. Seriously think about the implications of that for a bit. It's fucked up.

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    Fla. man brings human skull to Publix

    http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/crime...-publix/nnxwy/

    l o l

    Oh, this one too:

    Florida woman’s eye glued shut after mix-up involving super glue and eye drops

    http://fox59.com/2015/10/09/florida-...and-eye-drops/

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    @BillyCorben has been on a roll lately with the WTFlorida headlines.

    Miami-Dade Police Department’s ‘Worst Witness Sketch in History’ leads to an arrest....
    http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/1924...rfaces-online/

    Florida woman beat her husband because he wouldn't stop farting in bed
    http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/P...363257721.html


    While not the grocery store checkout aisle variety, this is still the Florida we all know and love:

    The Miami River Is a Cocaine Trafficking Superhighway Once Again
    http://www.vice.com/read/the-miami-r...way-once-again

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    Woman high on meth rides a motorized cart in Walmart
    Consumes half a bottle of wine, 1 roll of sushi, half a container of mini muffins, half a container of cinnamon buns, & most of a rotisserie chicken
    Told police that she was hungry, but didn't want to leave the store with the items

    http://ktla.com/2015/12/27/florida-w...d-to-meth-use/

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by notorious bum View Post
    Miami-Dade Police Department’s ‘Worst Witness Sketch in History’ leads to an arrest....
    http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/1924...rfaces-online/
    Late but, they got the wrong woman:


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