Meanwhile, in Florida.

[Aksannyi]

Oh my god, it fucking does look like a character from that show.

[myreality]

http://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-pa...?autoplay=true

Man accused of tossing gator into Wendy's drive-thru window

Wendy’s just east of Loxahatchee in Royal Palm Beach. And it wasn’t by choice.

A Jupiter man threw it through the restaurant’s drive-thru window, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission incident report.

It happened in October but the suspect was just taken into custody by US Marshals.

FWC officials say 23-year-old Joshua James pulled up for his order and after a server handed over a drink and turned around James reached into the back of his truck and tossed the 3-and-a-half foot gator through the drive-thru window.

The incident report showed a picture of the gator inside the restaurant.

James faces charges of aggravated assault and unlawful possession and transportation of an alligator.

FWC says James admitted to picking up the gator on the side of Southern Boulevard and bringing it to the fast food restaurant.

The alligator was later released in a nearby canal.

[Cantih]

...

[mahler05]

I truly hope he yelled "see ya later alligator!" And sped off


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[TheDirtyHobo]

Jesus fuck the video part of that. The guy clearly doesn't give a fuck. "Yeah, I got in a lot of trouble so I wouldn't recommend doing this, it's probably the last time I'll do it."

Probably.

Probably.

[Galkaeater]

Blood-drinking Florida Senate candidate barred from Canada over neo-Nazi ties @Rawstory.com

[myreality]

I feel like i am about to be murdered by this guy.

[mallister]

puppy show!

http://www.12newsnow.com/story/31557...-sex-with-dogs

[myreality]

puppy show!

http://www.12newsnow.com/story/31557...-sex-with-dogs

Sexting bestiality videos of oneself to anyone is on the top tier list of dumb things to do in life let alone calling the cops on the person who has said videos. This is one of those things you should probably leave the country and change the entirety of your identity for. This type of stigma is going to destroy her life.

[Headspace]

So last Wednesday, a woman in Gainesville, FL confronted Governor Rick Scott as he entered a Starbucks over his questionable policies and overall piece of shit demeanor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXYzgTLoQjY

How does Rick Scott react? Releases an attack ad on the woman. A private citizen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwRx8-Hjlk0 (from his PAC's Youtube Channel)

[notorious bum]

Rick Scott is a professional piece of dog shit. He's great at his job.

[Aksannyi]

Yeah given what I know about Rick Scott it sounds like just another day in office for him.

[mallister]

i snopes'd this, just a cursory dig came up with nothing but it sounds like bullshit even for florida:

http://thuglifer.com/florida-man-cau...-his-backyard/

maybe if it was cold or something, it wouldn't have eaten his face off.

yeah ok i spent another 30 seconds digging and found that yes, it was utter bullshit.

http://jacksonville.suntimes.com/jax...lligator-hoax/

i return you all to your regularly scheduled program of laughing at the south.

[Serra]

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- A 6-month-old girl whose professional water-skier parents put her on junior-size water skis last week glided 686 feet across a man-made lake in what her parents say sets a youth record.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...MPLATE=DEFAULT

Deadspin comments are the best:

If any of you are questioning whether this is safe for a baby, I am confident Zyla would tell us she died doing what she loved when she gains the power to speak in the next 2-3 years.

The First Year of Child Development

2 Months: Smiling at the sound of the parent’s voice; visual tracking

3 Months: Raises head while lying on stomach; grasps things.

4 Months: Babbles; Holds head steady

6 Months: Moves objects between hands; Rolls to/from stomach and back; Develops ability to waterski

7 Months: Responds to own name; Object permanence; Can throw a perfect spiral

9 Months: Can sit up unsupported; Crawls; Can dunk a basketball

12 Months: Walks with little/no support; Can say one word; Lands a spaceship on Mars

http://deadspin.com/what-the-fuck-seriously-1778714475

[Gokku]

http://www.ksat.com/news/orange-coun...water-by-gator

Alligator drags toddler in lake at Disney resort
Child dragged into Seven Seas Lagoon

[Byrthnoth]

Shouldn't have been bite-size in an alligator zone.

[TheDirtyHobo]

I'm sure the kid is fine, nobody ever dies on Disney property.

[Ragnus]

Yeah, that kid is alligator poop by now. Sad, but true. The parents ignored the no swimming signs, and lost their kid over it.

[Roranora]

It's a pretty gnarly way to die.

Thanks Florida

[notorious bum]

Identity politics got people so #woke these days.




awesome update: this chick is actually some white girl who is cashing-in on this era of neolib feminism: http://www.ninaillingworth.com/2016/...he-gator-good/